Ever dated a Neanderthal? What were his pickup lines.

I had an ex who used to brag about how much Neanderthal DNA he had…My response was always along the lines of, “Neanderthals died off because of their incapacity for creativity. That’s not something you should brag about or even share with people. You should be ashamed of it.”

His first words to me were: You wanna fuck?

I hooked up with a guy who bragged he had neanderthal dna - We were chatting online and he mentioned it. I said "didn't they beat their mate with a club and drag them back to a cave?" He texted me a pic of his dick and said "this is the only club I got" He could beat me over the head with it anytime!

Neanderthal Becky to Neanderthal Karen:

"Why do you stay with that crude caveman?"

Neanderthal Karen to Neanderthal Becky:

"Beats me!"

Neanderthal DNA shaming!

I'm waiting for the Homosex Man to weigh in.

Fuck my extra large eye sockets, big brain!

Neanderthal lovers are such animals! So selfish! Only in pursuit of their own pleasure!

Him: "ME FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE BABIES."

Me: ""Um, I'm a dude, I can't have babies."

Him: "ME FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE BABIES."

Me: "Fine."

That jaw jut. That does it for me, these sexy beasts.

R9 Can I get his number?

A new study confirms that all modern humans have neanderthal DNA, even sub-Saharan Africans, who incorrectly were thought to not have any.

There are Neanderthal bottoms, you know. They are never clean down there.

What tall monkey like you doing tarp pit like dis?

Was in a relationship with one for 9 years. Live in a really rural area. He was blue-collar, chubby-muscular (due to his line of work) which I like, Tom Selleck moustache, and Neanderthal brow. Was an online hookup which turned into a fuck buddy which turned into "there's 5 guys to date within an hour of here and so far this is working so..." Not everyone's cup of tea, but we were into each other and got along. Our lives were on different trajectories and it ended up falling apart.

R14 here

tar pit, obviously.

What Gronk lacks in smarts he makes up for in dingleberries

Instead of Brokeback, it sounds like you lived Pleistocene Mountain, r15.

r15 did he have a neanderthal dong?

When I had my DNA sequenced it came back and said I had 215 Neanderthal variants. Which is sort of high number when you think of it.

Neanderthal DNA...pfffttt.

People with RH Negative blood have aliens for ancestors. Top that.

R15 what's a Neanderthal dong and hows it different from my peepee