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Ever dated a Neanderthal? What were his pickup lines.

Homo bottoms, please post.

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by Anonymousreply 21Yesterday at 5:53 AM

I had an ex who used to brag about how much Neanderthal DNA he had…My response was always along the lines of, “Neanderthals died off because of their incapacity for creativity. That’s not something you should brag about or even share with people. You should be ashamed of it.”

by Anonymousreply 1Last Saturday at 1:36 AM

His first words to me were: You wanna fuck?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Saturday at 7:01 AM

I hooked up with a guy who bragged he had neanderthal dna - We were chatting online and he mentioned it. I said "didn't they beat their mate with a club and drag them back to a cave?" He texted me a pic of his dick and said "this is the only club I got" He could beat me over the head with it anytime!

by Anonymousreply 3Last Saturday at 7:40 AM

Neanderthal Becky to Neanderthal Karen:

"Why do you stay with that crude caveman?"

Neanderthal Karen to Neanderthal Becky:

"Beats me!"

by Anonymousreply 4Last Saturday at 7:45 AM

Neanderthal DNA shaming!

by Anonymousreply 5Last Saturday at 7:51 AM

I'm waiting for the Homosex Man to weigh in.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Saturday at 7:51 AM

Fuck my extra large eye sockets, big brain!

by Anonymousreply 7Last Saturday at 8:05 AM

Neanderthal lovers are such animals! So selfish! Only in pursuit of their own pleasure!

by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 8:17 AM

Him: "ME FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE BABIES."

Me: ""Um, I'm a dude, I can't have babies."

Him: "ME FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE BABIES."

Me: "Fine."

by Anonymousreply 9Last Saturday at 8:26 AM

That jaw jut. That does it for me, these sexy beasts.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Monday at 4:02 PM

R9 Can I get his number?

by Anonymousreply 11Last Monday at 4:04 PM

A new study confirms that all modern humans have neanderthal DNA, even sub-Saharan Africans, who incorrectly were thought to not have any.

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by Anonymousreply 12Last Monday at 4:16 PM

There are Neanderthal bottoms, you know. They are never clean down there.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Monday at 4:41 PM

What tall monkey like you doing tarp pit like dis?

by Anonymousreply 14Last Monday at 4:56 PM

Was in a relationship with one for 9 years. Live in a really rural area. He was blue-collar, chubby-muscular (due to his line of work) which I like, Tom Selleck moustache, and Neanderthal brow. Was an online hookup which turned into a fuck buddy which turned into "there's 5 guys to date within an hour of here and so far this is working so..." Not everyone's cup of tea, but we were into each other and got along. Our lives were on different trajectories and it ended up falling apart.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Monday at 4:56 PM

R14 here

tar pit, obviously.

What Gronk lacks in smarts he makes up for in dingleberries

by Anonymousreply 16Last Monday at 4:58 PM

Instead of Brokeback, it sounds like you lived Pleistocene Mountain, r15.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Monday at 5:18 PM

r15 did he have a neanderthal dong?

by Anonymousreply 18Last Monday at 6:39 PM

When I had my DNA sequenced it came back and said I had 215 Neanderthal variants. Which is sort of high number when you think of it.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Monday at 8:38 PM

Neanderthal DNA...pfffttt.

People with RH Negative blood have aliens for ancestors. Top that.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Monday at 9:08 PM

R15 what's a Neanderthal dong and hows it different from my peepee

by Anonymousreply 21Yesterday at 5:53 AM
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