Nevaeh
KathE
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Nevaeh
KathE
by Anonymous | reply 135 | August 24, 2020 4:24 PM |
Cunt Flappiea
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 23, 2020 5:54 AM |
X Æ A-12
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 23, 2020 5:54 AM |
Sadboi
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 23, 2020 5:54 AM |
Jose.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 23, 2020 5:55 AM |
Whisper is the stupidest name I've ever heard.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 23, 2020 5:56 AM |
Blanket
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 23, 2020 6:00 AM |
Let's just make up names so we can post something.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 23, 2020 6:04 AM |
Tiffany
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 23, 2020 6:06 AM |
Keith
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 23, 2020 6:06 AM |
Keith
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 23, 2020 6:06 AM |
Wilbur, Buford, Mortimer, Eugene - Eunice, Gladys, Agnes, Dorcas
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 23, 2020 6:23 AM |
Cindy
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 23, 2020 6:23 AM |
Cuntflaps
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 23, 2020 6:23 AM |
The Mississippi.
I am going to follow that river to its source this year.
That is a stupid name for a river.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 23, 2020 6:25 AM |
Does anybody else want to drive with me up the Mississippi?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 23, 2020 6:25 AM |
I do, R15!
I have always wanted to do the Mississippi from Lake Itaska to Pilottown, by train, by boat, and by car.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 23, 2020 6:31 AM |
Your favorite: Mississippi or Mississauga?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 23, 2020 6:35 AM |
Chudney.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 23, 2020 6:41 AM |
Kevin
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 23, 2020 7:19 AM |
I had to bump. This poor, now-deceased grandfather was not responsible for naming his grandkids. But according to his obituary in today's paper, they are....
--LaiLah Jayd! --Jaxon! --Treyton! --Addyson!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 5, 2020 6:14 PM |
Whisper is the funniest one. Imagine calling out your kid at the playground. It's so unimaginative. I wonder if I could come up with a dumber one.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 5, 2020 6:16 PM |
Peaches
Fifi Trixibelle
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Pilot Inspektor
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 5, 2020 6:21 PM |
Saint.
North.
Psalm.
Chicago.
Oh, that wacky Kanye and Kim!!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 5, 2020 6:31 PM |
Camping earlier this summer, the children at a nearby campsite were named Sierra and Rocky. The parents let the kids roam all over the campground, then shouted their names every five minutes, like it was their own backyard.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 5, 2020 6:37 PM |
Yes, OP, Nevaeh is quite stupid. Nevaeh, the opposite of heaven. So you’re effectively naming your child hell.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 5, 2020 6:43 PM |
[quote]Camping earlier this summer, the children at a nearby campsite were named Sierra and Rocky.
The parents stopped having children when they realized they couldn't spell Adirondack or Allegheny.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 5, 2020 6:51 PM |
Abednigo
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 6, 2020 1:40 AM |
OP, when I was in high school with her, Ms. Griffin spelled her name Kath-e. That was a red flag.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 6, 2020 1:42 AM |
Keighleigh
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 6, 2020 1:43 AM |
This absolute cunt of a girl I went to high school with decided she was going to change her name from Katby to Kathé. When I pointed out that would completely change the pronunciation (to kath-AY) she told me I didn't know what I was talking about. She was not only a cunt, she was a stupid cunt. I was able to get everyone to call her "Kath-AY." We really hated each other.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 6, 2020 6:35 AM |
Ellen
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 6, 2020 6:39 AM |
Maverick. Heard that one a couple times recently.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 6, 2020 6:46 AM |
Sterling
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 6, 2020 8:32 AM |
Abcde. Ab-si-dy.
Parents who name their kids awful names should be charged with child abuse.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 6, 2020 8:38 AM |
Glenn for a female.
Hahahahaha
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 6, 2020 9:03 AM |
Simeon
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 6, 2020 9:08 AM |
Neely
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 6, 2020 9:11 AM |
I had an ex whose daughter was going to name her child, December.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 6, 2020 9:17 AM |
"Brooklyn" or "Madison" for a girl. The first is genuinely awful, and the second is a male name meaning "Son Of Maud".
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 6, 2020 9:18 AM |
Kids are being given dog names nowadays.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 6, 2020 10:24 AM |
Apple
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 6, 2020 10:26 AM |
R30, I would have been your best friend. Hahaha.
I’m not going to make fun of the obviously trashy people. I’m going after the pretentious people with money who think a name is going to tip things further into their favor by giving their kids names like Serena, Piper, Gray, Brooke, AVERY, Hudson... it’s doubly funny when oh never mind it’s just mean to even say it.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 6, 2020 11:07 AM |
Kayleigh Paxton Brixton
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 6, 2020 11:23 AM |
Brook Lynn
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 6, 2020 11:29 AM |
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 6, 2020 12:40 PM |
I knew a woman at work who named her son Arbie. We referred to him as America's Roast Beef behind her back.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 14, 2020 5:42 PM |
Ivana
Ivanka
Melania
Ghislaine
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 14, 2020 5:51 PM |
I knew of a couple who named their daughter “Hawley”.
Not “Holly”.
HAWLEY.
You can just hear the banjos and shabby house with that one.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 14, 2020 5:54 PM |
Female (pronounced Fe-mah-lay)
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 14, 2020 5:55 PM |
[quote] Glenn for a female. Hahahahaha —M.
You should talk, Meryl.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 14, 2020 5:58 PM |
Donald
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 14, 2020 6:04 PM |
Speshale - saw that one on a reality show 11 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 14, 2020 6:12 PM |
[quote]Peaches
Hehe, that's a nickname what gentleman callers call me back south.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 14, 2020 7:24 PM |
Americans who pay tribute to their Irish heritage with names that are just too Irish like Siobhan...most haven't been to Ireland.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 14, 2020 7:32 PM |
Omni. This was in the mid-90s. She named her daughter after a Dodge.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 14, 2020 7:40 PM |
Boris sounds sorta cute tho.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 14, 2020 8:07 PM |
Stefonknee
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 14, 2020 8:10 PM |
I can't understand people who still name their kids Adolf in Europe...WTF
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 14, 2020 8:23 PM |
Fontanelle
Money
Clitorious
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 14, 2020 8:23 PM |
Carter
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 14, 2020 8:24 PM |
Seen on name tags at stores recently: Trentin, Chrystyan, Kameron.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 14, 2020 9:17 PM |
Jovan. On a white boy some time in the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 14, 2020 9:37 PM |
My white trash cousin who became a grandmother at the ripe old age of 37 has a grandaughter named Kaveyah. She is also married to a guy who is in prison, married him AFTER he went to prison and posted pictures of the corpse of her stillborn second grandchild on Facebook complete with two outfit changes. The first one was a leather bomber jacket and I can't remember what the second outfit was. Oy. I forget the baby corpse's name but I'm sure it was Smith Wesson or Dixie Rebel or something.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 14, 2020 9:49 PM |
Louise Anna
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 14, 2020 9:56 PM |
Rodneka
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 14, 2020 10:30 PM |
R64 OMG! That is so tragic yet so revolting.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 14, 2020 11:37 PM |
Joe. Kamala.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 15, 2020 1:54 AM |
Blade
Briar
Finney
Ansel
Cooter
Lashette
Steamy
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 15, 2020 2:05 AM |
Darkeen.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 15, 2020 4:19 AM |
My cousin named her first child (a daughter) Viper.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 15, 2020 4:22 AM |
Soon-Yi
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 15, 2020 5:07 AM |
Woody
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 17, 2020 11:07 PM |
Topramenesha. Google it, I didn't make it up.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 17, 2020 11:15 PM |
....
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 17, 2020 11:17 PM |
Tiphone pronounced as three syllables was a defendant on Judge Marilyn.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 17, 2020 11:23 PM |
Kviiilyn
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 18, 2020 12:42 AM |
This one is real, so I'm not going to type the whole thing, but the first syllable is "Trash." Who does that to a kid?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 18, 2020 12:44 AM |
An Indian name pronounced as “Shitheed” but written as “Shithead”
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 18, 2020 12:45 AM |
SSSST - Pronounced “Forest”. (Four S T). Someone I know actually has this name.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 18, 2020 1:21 AM |
Sloan. I find it ridiculous. Especially for a boy.
I know it’s not as bad as some, but it bothers me.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 18, 2020 1:26 AM |
Jaxon
But, Jackson is fine.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 18, 2020 1:26 AM |
Ashlynn
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 18, 2020 1:27 AM |
Brielle
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 18, 2020 1:27 AM |
Dawnielle. Thankfully I’ve only known one of these
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 18, 2020 3:33 AM |
Caitlin in Irish ☘️ is pronounced Kathleen.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 18, 2020 3:41 AM |
Wattsin. Why Watson wasn’t good enough I don’t know.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 18, 2020 2:20 PM |
Topsy
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 18, 2020 2:36 PM |
Kregg
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 19, 2020 11:19 AM |
I work with a girl named Aslhy. It was meant to be Ashly, but someone misspelled the name on the birth certificate and the parents never changed it. She still pronounces it ‘Ashley’
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 19, 2020 11:21 AM |
Dustin
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 19, 2020 2:29 PM |
"Shampayne"
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 19, 2020 5:21 PM |
Topher. So stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 19, 2020 7:49 PM |
Just seen in an old lady’s obit: grandson Oaklyn
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 20, 2020 1:33 AM |
Jhmyle (pronounced 'Jamil').
Another poor kid who will go through life having to spell his name for everyone.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 20, 2020 1:44 AM |
There was a Cydnei at my previous job. It looks like it should be Cindy but it's Sydney.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 20, 2020 3:08 AM |
Orel.
Why would you do that to a kid?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 20, 2020 3:39 AM |
Ones ending in “-den”:
Trayden
Camden
Sladen
Jayden
Branden
Glaeden
etc.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 20, 2020 3:52 AM |
Delacia
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 20, 2020 3:56 AM |
Declan
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 20, 2020 3:57 AM |
R98 my nephew is named Camden. I tried my hardest to get my brother to use the kid’s middle name (Joseph) as his first name instead. He said no.
Nine years later and I still don’t like the name. But the kid is a fun little guy, so I suppose that’s the important thing.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 20, 2020 4:16 AM |
Buford.
Always think of that Tanya Tucker song - not sure of this spelling though:
What's your mama's name child, What's your mama's name? Does she ever talk about A place called New Orleans? Has she ever mentioned A man named Bueferd Wilson? What's your mama's name child, What's your mama's name?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 20, 2020 4:47 AM |
Le'mongello
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 21, 2020 2:16 AM |
Jesus
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 21, 2020 2:18 AM |
Phongenia. She's in a TV commercial and seems sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 21, 2020 2:30 AM |
Aiden and every rhyming variant. I was a teacher and had a little bastard aptly named “Jailen” and another called “Miking” pronounced “My King”🙄
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 21, 2020 2:35 AM |
Messiah
I worked with a kid named messiah once and he thought he was the shit. But he was really an obnoxious twerp.
His buddy Brian was cool though
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 21, 2020 2:39 AM |
Trichelle.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 21, 2020 3:04 AM |
Schapelle
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 21, 2020 6:19 AM |
Jussie
by Anonymous | reply 110 | August 21, 2020 12:06 PM |
Everett. That was very popular four or five years ago. Four of my friends named their sons that. At least it hasn’t been used for girl, yet.
I’m not a fan of trendy names. Give me basic ones any day.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | August 21, 2020 12:09 PM |
Julian
by Anonymous | reply 112 | August 21, 2020 12:09 PM |
Michelle, Nancy, Alexandria, Elizabeth, Kamala, Tulsi, Joe, Bernard, Peter.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | August 21, 2020 12:10 PM |
[quote]Julian
Bitch, please...
by Anonymous | reply 114 | August 21, 2020 1:22 PM |
Conrad. What a dumb name.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | August 21, 2020 11:41 PM |
Donald.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | August 21, 2020 11:44 PM |
[quote] Camping earlier this summer, the children at a nearby campsite were named Sierra and Rocky.
Better than Rocky and Bullwinkle.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | August 21, 2020 11:50 PM |
Once, when I was working at a Rec Center in town, I was signing up kids for a free recreational time in the gym. A mother who looked like your typical hefty fly-over country frau walked up with a cute girl of about 8 or so. I asked for the child's name, and the mother responded, " Imogene" ( I am using my own spelling of the name here for reference.) Knowing how picky and *creative* people are these days with the spelling of their kid's names, I asked het politely, to spell it for me. Without missing a beat, the woman said, "I- M-A-G-I-N-E- isn't it wonderful?? I just LOVE old fashioned/ European names and thought it would be PERFECT for our daughter!"
I almost snorted out the coke I was drinking!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | August 22, 2020 1:02 AM |
Candy
by Anonymous | reply 119 | August 22, 2020 1:13 AM |
Otis
by Anonymous | reply 120 | August 22, 2020 1:28 AM |
Augie
Ugly sounding name
by Anonymous | reply 121 | August 22, 2020 2:22 AM |
Zhan Luke
(real name of a kid born during first run of "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
by Anonymous | reply 122 | August 22, 2020 2:24 AM |
Female
(Parents pronounced it Fe-MALL-ay.)
They didn't know what to name their daughter and were glad when they saw the chart and thought the hospital had named the baby for them. They kept it, at least for a while.
True. I worked in the state office that reviewed vital records and when we saw this one we checked with both the hospital and the parents. They didn't care when we explained - um - the issue.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | August 22, 2020 2:28 AM |
Khaleesi, its Dothraki for "Hitler"
by Anonymous | reply 124 | August 22, 2020 2:28 AM |
Willard
by Anonymous | reply 125 | August 22, 2020 2:56 AM |
Elmer
by Anonymous | reply 126 | August 24, 2020 9:46 AM |
Apple.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | August 24, 2020 9:57 AM |
Jihad(girl)
Mo’nique
Pilar
Xavi
by Anonymous | reply 128 | August 24, 2020 10:06 AM |
Bubba
Nigel
Cecil
Peregrine
Cholmondeley
Humphrey
Shaniqua
D'Shawn
Ondray
Shaquille
Ebonee
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 24, 2020 11:12 AM |
I named by twins Maverick (boy) and Memphis (girl).
by Anonymous | reply 130 | August 24, 2020 11:16 AM |
McKayla instead of Michaela.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 24, 2020 11:23 AM |
Keleigh instead of Kelly. Actually, any first name where the kid will always have to spell it out for people. Why do that to the kid? You’re not being clever, parents.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 24, 2020 11:39 AM |
Archie Harrison. So trashy, unfortunately.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 24, 2020 11:59 AM |
Kellyanne.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | August 24, 2020 2:10 PM |
F&F r134
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