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Ahem, what happens if an Expensive Male Hustler cannot get hard?

I have always fantasized about hiring a hustler, but still have not had the courage to pick one from a website and make it happen. What does one do if the hustler (especially if he is gay for pay) cannot get it up and stay hard. What a waste or money and time I suppose. Anyone ever have that happen? Is the price discounted? Just wondering....

by Anonymousreply 2705/23/2020

Viagra took that off the table a while question Mary.

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

Just let him put the paper bag over your face, OP.

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

That's what Small Claims court is for, hun.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

Demand to speak to his manager!

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

OP is a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

It means you’re so fat that not even viagra works, OP!

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

One thing high price should guarantee is a hard dick. Personally I’m too cheap to pay $200+/ hour - so I take the risk he doesn’t get hard. But I feel better I didn’t waste money when it’s over. Ultimately you’re paying him to leave quickly after.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

Yeah, with drugs like Viagra, it's never a problem. Must be a relief for hustlers, really.

by Anonymousreply 805/22/2020

If you think you think your appearance is such that it might seriously cause an issue, I would just send a pic along before you meet. At least that way the guy knows what he is walking into, you save yourself some possible awkwardness.

by Anonymousreply 905/22/2020

It happened with an escort my bf and I hired a few years ago for fun in Vegas. He was not hard at all, so we said we were only giving him half, since he supposedly traveled a bit. He apologized, said he'd been smoking weed (clearly). We've hired a few since then for fun and none since then has had that problem.

You could always verify "Hey, you're going to be rock hard, right?" just to make sure you put that expectation out there. You're paying for a service, so make sure you get what you want!

by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2020

Call this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2020

OP here. I truly am not a bad looking guy, never had a problem attracting people, just a serious question, especially with so many guys gay for pay.

by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2020

Report to the Better Business Bureau.

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2020

Hookers do not waste money on viagra. Johns need to provide it, and the side effects like nausea /headache could make the appoitment less fun.

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2020

I think it would be more fun to just sit around chatting with him about his life- while he's naked. Maybe have him do some housework.

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2020

Then just hookup with an average guy who won’t get hard either.

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2020

There is one hot Dominican guy in my area who charges $120 for an erotic nude massage with "finish" and allows touching, he also offers his services as a Top for $175. He has a sexy body and his cock is a long and thick piece of meat. Just wondering if the extra money to get fucked by a pro is worth it.

by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2020

I have had one of the best fucks for $50 and an awful one for over $200. Just can't tell until it's over.

by Anonymousreply 1805/22/2020

Most mutilated American dongs never get rock hard anyway, according to my 999+ first-hand experiences.

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2020

Does Viagra always work? I've never tried it.

by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2020

R10 I thought weed helped with that, not hurt. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2020

You still need to be turned on for Viagra to work. I wonder how many hustlers use Trimix, which you inject into your dick and apparently doesn't require you to be in the mood.

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2020

I was under the impression most hustler were buysexual, and thus as long as one flashes the cash there's no problem with performance?

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2020

Buysexuals should come with a warranty

by Anonymousreply 2405/23/2020

OP I have never hired a hustler but I have looked at the ads, don't they all say you are paying for the time together only, not what ever else happens? So hard or soft it is the time together you are paying for, no refunds.

by Anonymousreply 2505/23/2020

There are injections. The prescribed one isn't cheap. But professional whores and porn actors get the juice mixed by a pharmacist and inject.

by Anonymousreply 2605/23/2020

Alprostadil. I know because 15 years ago I was a bit into fisting (top) and I knew 2 guys with huge dongs who liked to stay hard while sniffing poppers and getting their asses blown open. One was a pharmacist.

by Anonymousreply 2705/23/2020
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