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Another Missing Wife in Colorado!

Suzanne Morphew went missing on May 8 and of course her husband Barry is getting the side eye from armchair detectives. She went for a bike ride and never returned - bike found abandoned. Barry then made a Chris Watts-like video begging for his wife's safe return and there are folks reading his body language as... weird. I happened across a Youtube true crime posters who says the latest update is as follows: Her childhood friend is saying her body has been found. She wanted a divorce and he found out. He was having affairs. He shot her in their basement then along with 2 young women buried her in cement! 1 of three women is a 29 yr old mistress from a job site. They have arrested Barry. 2 other arrests will be done in connection.

Who knows if any of this latest news is true or a troll is trying to seem in the know. However, if it is true, this guy is scum.

by Anonymousreply 9409/05/2020

Some loveless 400-lb incel DL queens would say he's uncle-ishly hot. Hmmmm, no.

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by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

Getting away with murder in Colorado is no walk in the park. You'd think people would have figured that out by now,.

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

Wow, he looks like Rob Lowe with grey hair!

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

So many notorious murders in Colorado. It must be the lack of oxygen. Columbine, Aurora movie theater killings, Jon Benet, 10 different dead wives...isn’t the balloon boy from there too (I know he isn’t dead, but weird).

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

I work for an insurance company. When I handled auto claims, I used to get the most fucked up stuff out of Colorado. A lot of it was near the military base

The police were digging up some dirt on a property the husband worked at recently. He was hired to dump dirt at a construction site about 12 miles from their home

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by Anonymousreply 505/23/2020

He did it. You can tell.

by Anonymousreply 605/23/2020

Calling the Datalounge Detective Agency!

by Anonymousreply 705/23/2020

R4 The disappearance & murder of Adolph Coors III, which was solved using plant & soil evidence which was a first in US history.

by Anonymousreply 805/23/2020

I suspect the nephew of Morphew.

by Anonymousreply 905/23/2020

If there's one thing I've learned it's never be alone or even NEAR a man you are divorcing. Also, cheating men like to murder.

by Anonymousreply 1005/23/2020

The poor woman disappeared on Mothers Day?! What a terrible thing to happen. I hope they catch the person who committed this horrible deed.

by Anonymousreply 1105/23/2020

[quote]The poor woman disappeared on Mothers Day?! What a terrible thing to happen.

Yes, I hope she at least got pancakes in bed before being buried in the woods.

by Anonymousreply 1205/23/2020

Wait. Wait! The plot is moving much too quickly.

by Anonymousreply 1305/23/2020

Is there a gay angle?

by Anonymousreply 1405/23/2020

My sister and her family live in Colorado, and they are pretty weird too. Something about that Rocky Mountain air screws you up.

by Anonymousreply 1505/23/2020

High suicide rate there too.

by Anonymousreply 1605/23/2020

Robert Wagner and Jill St. John live in Aspen and we all know he murdered Natalie Wood.

by Anonymousreply 1705/23/2020

The notorious Peggy Hettrick case in Ft Collins is fucked up.

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by Anonymousreply 1805/23/2020

R11 "I hope they catch the person who committed this horrible deed. "

Perhaps she ran away. Or........ how do you know something happened?

by Anonymousreply 1905/23/2020

Bikes are not safe, I have nearly killed a few people. Bikers have a death wish.

by Anonymousreply 2005/23/2020

Bikers are assholes and are asking for it.

by Anonymousreply 2105/23/2020

It's a shame Chris Watts had to throw his life away like that and now has to spend the rest of his life in prison.

by Anonymousreply 2205/23/2020

”It's a shame Chris Watts had to throw his life away like that and now has to spend the rest of his life in prison."

What is a "shame" is that his wife and kids are dead.

by Anonymousreply 2305/23/2020

He's a fat fuck. And a shitty liar.

by Anonymousreply 2405/23/2020

This guy killed TWO wives.

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by Anonymousreply 2505/23/2020

[quote] If there's one thing I've learned it's never be alone or even NEAR a man you are divorcing

true.

Here's some great advice, the day you decide to get a divorce is the day you need to change your will and life insurance policy. That goes for men as well as women. My former boss learned the hard way about this

by Anonymousreply 2605/23/2020

Some of you sound fairly insipid. Colorado isn't even in the top 25 States re domestic violence and spousal murder per capita.

And Colorado has the healthiest population compared to other States.

First State to legalize weed. First gay Governor.

by Anonymousreply 2705/23/2020

^ Yep. A handful of high profile crimes does not necessarily mean a high crime rate overall

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2020

r27, Coloradoan here. Based on r4's brief list, you have to admit some weird shit happens here. Like notorious on the US violence scale. I'm not saying it necessarily means anything concrete about the state, but it certainly exists.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2020

R7, I’m here, reporting for duty! (And glad to have a new murder to solve)

Why was the *neighbor* the one who reported her missing? Because she went for a bike ride and didn’t come back? How would they even know that? The Morphew house is gigantic, and not close to any neighbors. Was the neighbor a stalker? Not really a neighbor? Wtf.

And there’s a lot of financial fuckery here. Her “Christian” “charity”?

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2020

I hope the CBI doesn’t bungle this shit like they did in the Watts case.

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2020

So they think he buried her at a construction site he was working at. Doesn't anyone even try to be original anymore? Or do even the tiniest amount of research or planning before killing a spouse?

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020

They’re not going to find her at that construction site, I bet.

Was her bike a red herring? If nobody saw her on it, why would they think she was biking anywhere?

The whole Christian angle means they were up to some shady shit. What kind of Christians let their teenage daughter live at her boyfriend’s house?

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020

The only good frau cunt is a dead frau cunt.

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2020

[quote]I hope the CBI doesn’t bungle this shit like they did in the Watts case.

What did they bungle, dumbass R31? Watts is in prison.

by Anonymousreply 3505/24/2020

R35, they let his mistress lie and destroy evidence and move away incognito. You think that dumb fuck did all that on his own? That guy was a fucking moron. If he didn’t have some woman telling him what to do, he wouldn’t be able to tuck his dick back in his pants after a wank.

by Anonymousreply 3605/24/2020

[quote] Some of you sound fairly insipid. Colorado isn't even in the top 25 States re domestic violence and spousal murder per capita. And Colorado has the healthiest population compared to other States. First State to legalize weed. First gay Governor.

We're not as fucking stupid as you. I'm guessing you wrote this nonsense to ?? what? say that a state that isn't in the top 25 regarding domestic violence/ spousal support per capita has no murders? no abuse? We all know that's bullshit

Colorado has a lot of murders and a lot of crime. Colorado named what they perceive to be the three most likely violent crimes: robbery (24%), physical assault (21%), and mass shooting (17%).

And that's with them being so healthy and having legal pot

by Anonymousreply 3705/24/2020

It's too bad they don't allow Chris Watts to have conjugal visits. I would be the first to volunteer.

by Anonymousreply 3805/24/2020

[quote] So many notorious murders in Colorado. It must be the lack of oxygen. Columbine, Aurora movie theater killings, Jon Benet, 10 different dead wives...isn’t the balloon boy from there too (I know he isn’t dead, but weird).

Weird individualistic/libertarian thread running through pockets of the state, plus it's a home for fundies.

Other western states have this too but they are way less densely populated.

by Anonymousreply 3905/24/2020

A few years out of date but still relevant.

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by Anonymousreply 4005/24/2020

I thought they said they found the bike and something personal of hers that they won't reveal.

by Anonymousreply 4105/24/2020

per r40 only 2 of those states are blue, all the rest are red.

by Anonymousreply 4205/24/2020

I didn't know Alaska was such a hellhole

by Anonymousreply 4305/24/2020

[quote] Calling the Datalounge Detective Agency!

No, it’s too obvious. It would be beneath us

by Anonymousreply 4405/24/2020

[quote] First State to legalize weed.

Washington and Colorado both legalized recreational cannabis in 2012, R27

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by Anonymousreply 4505/24/2020

R41, LE isn’t saying much, and the family is silent, too.

I think there was a bit of financial fuckery going on. How did a middle-school teacher and a landscaper wind up in that gigantic house in a neighborhood of expensive vacation homes? They had some LLCs and 501(c)3 bullshit things going on.

Their whole thing plays like the entire premise of “Ozark”. (For those who don’t know: money laundering and dangerous people)

by Anonymousreply 4605/24/2020

Klebold was ugly as fuck,.but Eric Harris was a total hottie! Too bad he had to kill himself.

by Anonymousreply 4705/24/2020

He did it, I can sense it. But nothing yet

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by Anonymousreply 4805/24/2020

How do we know she's dead and not faking her disappearance like Amazing Amy?

by Anonymousreply 4905/24/2020

R49. We don't. But, we do know the husband is faking his concern.

by Anonymousreply 5005/24/2020

Notice how Colorado doesn't even make that list of top 15 states ? Now you know better.

by Anonymousreply 5105/24/2020

Another way you know data Lounge is on its last legs.

. It took two whole weeks for this story to have a thread.

by Anonymousreply 5205/24/2020

He did it for sure. How many men say nice things about their wives in private let alone publicly.

by Anonymousreply 5305/24/2020

Have husbands/boyfriends still not realized they are ALWAYS the main suspect?

by Anonymousreply 5405/24/2020

Has the husband been arrested yet?

by Anonymousreply 5505/26/2020

Has she been found?

by Anonymousreply 5605/27/2020

R55,

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by Anonymousreply 5705/27/2020

Everyone always assumes that husband did something shady. Didn't you people see Gone Girl?

by Anonymousreply 5805/27/2020

r58, Gone Girl was fiction

by Anonymousreply 5905/27/2020

"Gone Girl" was fiction, based on a real case where the husband had actually killed his pregnant wife.

by Anonymousreply 6005/27/2020

Was that really Affleck's peen or a prosthetic? AKA the bane of a connoisseur of male frontal nudity!

by Anonymousreply 6105/27/2020

You can tell the husband did it. He just so happened to be out of town when this happened? Sure, Barry.

by Anonymousreply 6205/28/2020

I am pretty sure the FBI have sprayed luminol all over the house and hubby's truck, found blood, and therefore are now digging up any worksite this guy has been near in the days around the "disappearance".

There is a reason that the daughters are being kept "safe" far from daddy.

by Anonymousreply 6305/28/2020

What is the suspicious husband doing now???

Come on DL, you are really dropping the ball on this one.

by Anonymousreply 6406/07/2020

bumping

by Anonymousreply 6506/07/2020

There is not any news. There’s nothing to discuss, because unlike that other Colorado wife, Suzanne didn’t plaster every moment of her life on Facebook.

by Anonymousreply 6606/07/2020

Indiana friends said she did not want to move to Colorado in 2018.

Wife was in the middle of a second bout with cancer at the time.

Husband had bad temper and meltdowns according to former Co workers

by Anonymousreply 6706/07/2020

I wish there were more updates regarding this case, but hopefully that means the police are closing in and are just remaining tight lipped.

by Anonymousreply 6806/08/2020

I’m waiting for the mistress (or mister) to be uncovered. You know there had to be one. Bible thumping angry dude with a sick wife? You know there was.

by Anonymousreply 6906/08/2020

Marriage: the No. 1 killer of women everywhere. Yet they still revere it as the ultimate accomplishment.

by Anonymousreply 7006/08/2020

[quote] Yet they still revere it as the ultimate accomplishment.

No, that would be pumping out crotchfruit.

by Anonymousreply 7106/08/2020

Yes R71 because then they have someone to talk to.

by Anonymousreply 7206/15/2020

These Colorado MAGA men should seriously consider becoming polygamous. No corpse and messy crime scene to contend with.

by Anonymousreply 7306/15/2020

Interesting list R40.

Surprised to see Alaska at number 1. Are some Alaskan women partnering with grizzly bears?

by Anonymousreply 7406/15/2020

This man did it. Why are they not finding evidence?

by Anonymousreply 7506/15/2020

So shady.

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by Anonymousreply 7606/15/2020

I kinda can't help but feel sorry for Chris Watts having to spend the rest of his life in prison.

by Anonymousreply 7706/15/2020

Good God, R77, he murdered THREE innocent people in cold blood, two of them small children!

Rethink your entire life.

by Anonymousreply 7806/15/2020

You know it is a bad sign when the FBI starts digging up your last work site (concrete) to find your wife's body.

Law enforcement has made it clear who the prime suspect is (Barry the husband) and they are waiting until they have a solid case before filing charges against him.

by Anonymousreply 7906/16/2020

Still waiting.....

by Anonymousreply 8006/22/2020

A family member of Suzanne has spoke up anonymously and says Barry is being uncooperative with the investigation and lying. The neighbour says that she heard a loud machinery-like noice the night before which lasted for an hour.

Also, I've located Nancy Grace. She's running a podcast down the hall from the twins.

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by Anonymousreply 8108/16/2020

Is she okay?

by Anonymousreply 8208/16/2020

Updates?

by Anonymousreply 8308/16/2020

Maybe it was someone who knew her well.... yes like YOU!

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by Anonymousreply 8408/25/2020

R38

...

I just made a "revolted" facial expression reading that. Get help.

by Anonymousreply 8508/25/2020

Bump

by Anonymousreply 8608/26/2020

You will follow this thread.

YOU WILL!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8708/28/2020

The Noose is tightening...

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by Anonymousreply 8809/03/2020

Ladies, you have to stop taking the bait on Chris Watts.

It's only a matter of time with this Morphew asshole. They know he did it.

by Anonymousreply 8909/03/2020

Chris Watts shouldnt of gotten life in prison. Sounds like he was driven to kill by Shannan's oppressive personality.

by Anonymousreply 9009/04/2020

I would like to volunteer for a conjugal visit Chris Watts.

by Anonymousreply 9109/04/2020

Goodbye Watts.

Hello Morphew!

by Anonymousreply 9209/04/2020

What a good looking couple.

by Anonymousreply 9309/05/2020

Suzanne Morphew was stunning. I hope they find her body and she gets justice. It has been almost four months.

by Anonymousreply 9409/05/2020
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