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I've been sick in bed for the past two days and during this time, a woodpecker has been hammering right by my window

Every time I get someone to scare it off, it comes back in 10-15 minutes to continue hammering. I think it's trying to build a nest in the wood siding.

As soon as I recover, I'm going to catch, kill, air fry and eat the fucker.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 4:44 PM

I can smell your cunt!

by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 1:48 PM

I had one do that to me, too, when I used to put seed out for other birds. I filled the holes with some rock-like epoxy, and stopped feeding the birds. Bye, Woody!

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 1:52 PM

You have termites in your wood siding. That woodpecker is looking for food.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 1:57 PM

Get an air rifle and shoot him. I work for an insurance company and have seen claims where the woodpecker has destroyed the siding on houses. Some of the homes look like someone shot up the side of the house

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by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 2:02 PM

second inane thread-same topic

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 2:02 PM

R5 don't blame me, bitch; blame DL.

When I tried posting the first time it wasn't showing up even after I refreshed and everything.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 4:44 PM
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