I've been sick in bed for the past two days and during this time, a woodpecker has been hammering right by my window

I can smell your cunt!

I had one do that to me, too, when I used to put seed out for other birds. I filled the holes with some rock-like epoxy, and stopped feeding the birds. Bye, Woody!

You have termites in your wood siding. That woodpecker is looking for food.

Get an air rifle and shoot him. I work for an insurance company and have seen claims where the woodpecker has destroyed the siding on houses. Some of the homes look like someone shot up the side of the house

second inane thread-same topic

R5 don't blame me, bitch; blame DL.

When I tried posting the first time it wasn't showing up even after I refreshed and everything.

Woodpeckers are protected, you can't just go around shooting them.

Try asking your pest control people to spray the outside to kill the insects the peckers are trying to reach.

Any other, legal, suggestions?

Kill it. That woodpecker will make swiss cheese out of your wood.

[quote]As soon as I recover, I'm going to catch, kill, air fry and eat the fucker.

Someone in Wuhan said that exact thing! Haven't heard from them in a while. I wonder what happened to them?

[quote] All woodpeckers are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act (MBTA).

U in danger gurl.