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Melania after the White House

What's her first step? Divorce? Stay married and live apart? I wonder what the pre-nup says? Say screw it and write a tell-all?

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2020

Deportation back to Slovenia. I doubt the First Whore entered the U.S. legally.

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

As long as she lives by herself and she has money and her son, she doesn't care.

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

She'll become the new DC Madam.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

She can still bill for at least 3+ years of child support payments if she files in December .

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

Fly directly back to Putin’s bedchamber, asshole up, oiled and ready.

Duh.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

Fade into obscurity and ridicule!

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

Left penniless after her fat husband dies and his assets seized, she’ll end up living in some holler in West Virginia eating opossum pie.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

Where has she been? Is she disgusted with herself as a human being?

by Anonymousreply 805/24/2020

I baked you a pie, Melania

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by Anonymousreply 905/24/2020

Yes, fade into obscurity, like the poster above says. People can hardly muster up any interest in her as it is. There's hardly any curiosity about her now. What are her supposed "talents"? She couldn't even host a TV show, as she's so stiff and has no charm to speak of.

by Anonymousreply 1005/24/2020

I speak 4 languages and use preposition in none!

by Anonymousreply 1105/24/2020

Mysterious "disappearance" and or "suicide".

by Anonymousreply 1205/24/2020

Let me rephrase. I speak 4 languages and no modify nouns!

by Anonymousreply 1305/24/2020

Deported for fraudlent Einstein visa submission. Shamed in Ljubljana for bringing disrepute on the nation.

by Anonymousreply 1405/24/2020

I’m sure DJT would want to divorce her and be king of the playing field. She really couldn’t care less - take the $ and live in semi obscurity with her parents and 7’ tall son.

by Anonymousreply 1505/24/2020

She can't possibly marry again because who wants sloppy seconds from Trump?

by Anonymousreply 1605/24/2020

Melania meet Eva! Enjoy your future!

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by Anonymousreply 1705/24/2020

Why bother leaving Donald? She can live in a completely different wing of Mar-a-Lago and never even see him. I'm sure her parents will be thrilled to be down there with the nice weather.

It's really just a matter of time with Trump, and I doubt he has that much time left.

by Anonymousreply 1805/24/2020

She almost certainly worked on her original tourist visa and then probably lied about that on her citizenship application. Technically, that could be grounds for deportation. At least if the same standards were applied to her as are currently applied to anyone who has brown skin.

by Anonymousreply 1905/24/2020

Under Palm Beach law, it’s illegal for them to stay at Mar-a-Lago for more than 3 visits of 7 days each per year, so she’ll have to find somewhere else to hole up if she wants to be in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 2005/24/2020

Total recluse.

by Anonymousreply 2105/24/2020

I just want to know what kind of “work” she was doing as a “supermodel” without any pictures online that were taken before she met Trump. No runway pictures, nothing.

There should be something on the internet unless she was a hand model.

It drives me crazy that no journalist has ever questioned her story and she’s always referred to as a “former model”.

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by Anonymousreply 2205/24/2020

More plastic surgery. Gal has goals.

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by Anonymousreply 2305/24/2020

[quote] Is she disgusted with herself as a human being?

No she’s not & she looks down her narrowed & surgically sharpened nose at you. You no reech like her. You fat & short. You buy cheap clothes, don’t fly in private jet. You dont heff hair color lady & manicurist comes in and do’s you once a week. And you thinks me & my hosband keers abouts you. You thinks my hosband keepin it real. Nothing real about my hosband. In fect, he wants to be lady. Thet’s why he talk with hends, smears makeup on face & makes pompadour with teased up bleached hairs he spray with whole can hairspray. He want to be lady like hees mommy.

by Anonymousreply 2405/24/2020

She's useless now. Her pussy has been destroyed by his hulking mass of a cock!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2505/24/2020

they own another house in palm beach close to mar a lago. I suspect trump will be filing bankrupcy again and his properties are practically worthless except at firesale prices as his brand is so awful.. He might find some well paying tv gig with an audience to his magas but that is about it. I hope he has a hell of a lot of money squirreled away off shore as his future financially looks bleak to me. Melanie, I dont know.she may stick with him, who knows.

by Anonymousreply 2605/24/2020

Some Euro fancy island enclave to show classist Europeans a Look at me now!".

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2020

I'm sure she's maxed-out on the pre-nup by this time, so she'll probably stay with him for another year after he leaves DC as part of the payments for not divorcing him while he's the faxu president. Barron will eventually be 8' tall, and run away to a Slovakian circus.

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2020

After the election, if he won, he would probably be glad to divorce her. Then, he would probably "date" a succession of too-young women and parade them around in public.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2020

She will move to CT and try to live on 1.9M....oh wait, that's a different criminal's wife...never mind.

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2020

Takeenk cash and leavink

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2020

R30 LOLOL!

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020

dead - I don't really care, do U?

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020

She'll be back on the streets in 6 months.

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2020
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