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I hope I don’t get raped and murdered

I went downstairs to check my mail today and there was some Arab guy in the lobby. I checked my mail and he was waiting with the door open At the elevator so I got back in and said thanks. He got in the elevator but I noticed he didn’t press a floor. I then realized he was leering at me. He asked me if I was alone and I said no. He said too bad. I got off and he watched me walk to my door so he knows where I live. I should have went to another door but I was nervous and panicking and didn’t think. I made a show of yelling out “hey” when I entered my place but I’m scared. He was big and scary and I don’t like to fight. Do you think he’ll become a problem? What should I do?

by Anonymousreply 8916 hours ago

Present hole!

by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 12:58 PM

He wasn’t sexy he looked old and had gross skin

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 12:59 PM

Just ignore him, don’t act scared if you see him. Just act normal.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 1:04 PM

This will end in tears!

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 1:06 PM

Present bacon

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 1:06 PM

Did he make fun of your puny cocklet?

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 1:07 PM

Get a U-Haul NOW.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Friday at 1:07 PM

Remember that guy that got hung upside down and his balls eaten off? Anyway... good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 1:08 PM

Op, that’s what happens when you’re goodlooking. I have this problem, but I just ignore guys who bother me.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 1:08 PM

Slowly jerking off as I wait for part two of the story.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 1:09 PM

He must be a heavyweight wrestler or something to be able to overpower you, 400-lb beached whale OP. Maybe he is just a cannibal and needs a massive source of human flesh.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Friday at 1:10 PM

Arabs (no matter their sexuality) will give you a good fuck before getting married to their women. He wants you OP. Have fun

by Anonymousreply 12Last Friday at 1:11 PM

On your iPod "Somebody's Watching Me."

by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 1:21 PM

He probably coronavirused you in the elevator .

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 1:22 PM

On his iPod, "Every Breath You Take."

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 1:22 PM

In many cultures a leering Arab is a sign of good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 1:24 PM

Link, please!

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 1:24 PM

"I should have went..."

Oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 1:26 PM

[quote]I hope I don’t get raped and murdered.

Maybe you'll get murdered and then raped.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 1:26 PM

Stop dressing like this, OP.

You're just begging to be raped.

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by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 1:36 PM

At least he said " should HAVE" and not "should OF," R18.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 1:37 PM

Arab ( middle eastern) men are notorious hawt fucks ! Be glad he wants you, he can afford to be choosey.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 1:41 PM

OP do you like surprise anal?

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 2:08 PM

Middle eastern guys are known to be very picky with the guys (or girls) to have relations with, that is true.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 2:18 PM

[quote]What should I do?

Enroll in a grammar class.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 2:20 PM

OP = Justin in Covid Lockdown

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 2:26 PM

fuck, I meant

OP = Jussie in Covid Lockdown

by Anonymousreply 27Last Friday at 2:26 PM

Surprise vivisection!

by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 2:34 PM

This thread is worthless without pictures

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 2:52 PM

OP Do you have this guys number by chance ? Arabs have INCREDIBLE feet!

by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 2:55 PM

Aww, OP

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 2:56 PM

Always carry a supply of Bacon Bits

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 2:57 PM

Don’t be so jealous, just because no one has hit on you lately.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 3:08 PM

He'll be back after Ramadan ends tomorrow. Better douche to be ready!

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 3:54 PM

Sleep tight OP

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 3:54 PM

I’m actually from India

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 4:20 PM

Can I have you scanty stuff, OP?

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 4:35 PM

but will you be rape, rape, and murdered?

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 5:29 PM

Can I have your apartment after your done in?

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 5:34 PM

R39 here. Sorry I meant after You're done in.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 5:34 PM

I always Prancercise away from my potential rapists. My ball shuffle tap hypnotizes them and allows me to get away unsoiled!!!

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 5:35 PM

Calm down Karen.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 5:43 PM

OP, are you dead?

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 5:55 PM

You live in a building without a doorman?

You deserve what is going to happen to you.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 7:22 PM

So far I’ve been safe. Hopefully he doesn’t bother me again

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 7:26 PM

Put your affairs in order OP, who get custody of your chihuahua and the tiffany's lamps collection

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 7:38 PM

Arab men are so sexy they have their own section on Pornhub.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Saturday at 2:37 AM

Studies show 9 out of 10 Arab man rape victims agree it was totally worth it!

by Anonymousreply 48Last Saturday at 6:13 AM

For some reason, this thread title made me think of the episode of The IT Crowd where Moss says, "I can't go to prison, Roy, they'll rip the flip out of me."

by Anonymousreply 49Last Saturday at 6:18 AM

[quote]In many cultures a leering Arab is a sign of good luck OP!

Only if they poop on you.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 6:31 AM

[quote]Always carry a supply of Bacon Bits

Well, that wasn’t very helpful, R32. Would it kill you to provide some instructions?

OP, Sprinkle bacon bits like holy water while making the sign of the Wizard.

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by Anonymousreply 51Last Saturday at 6:37 AM

[quote] I made a show of yelling out "hey" before I entered my place

No one does this. You gave yourself away and he'll definitely be back. He's just waiting for you to become complacent.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Saturday at 6:46 AM

Who the fuck you trying to kid, OP?

You know you want to be raped by him.

Murdered on the other hand, well, that could be an issue.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Saturday at 10:41 AM

OP this sounds like an adorable meet cute! It could be the start of a new chapter in your life.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Saturday at 10:54 AM

Stay douched and lubed!

by Anonymousreply 55Last Saturday at 11:12 AM

OP you are so full of yourself! This man does not want to rape and murder you! He was asking if you were alone because he wanted to make sure that the elevator wasn't going to be crowded. He doesn't want to catch Coronavirus from you, you stuck up whore!

by Anonymousreply 56Last Saturday at 11:18 AM

R54 is right. All good couples have an interesting “how we met” story.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 12:09 PM

Do fat old white men really get raped?

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 12:14 PM

In their minds, all the time.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 12:26 PM

If you are pre-lubed, you can't call it rape.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 1:08 PM

DL, watch the news for headlines about OP's body being found in a garbage bar, or washing up in a river bank.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 1:10 PM

R60 that’s deep, man. Deep.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 10:56 PM

Any news of the Arab Dong?

by Anonymousreply 63Last Sunday at 3:23 PM

They must have eloped. How romantic!

by Anonymousreply 64Last Sunday at 3:34 PM

Joel will protect you!

by Anonymousreply 65Last Sunday at 3:39 PM

Come to think of it, I hope I don't get raped and murdered too.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Sunday at 4:38 PM

It’s too late now. OP is living in Afghanistan as a bacha bazi girl. Shame on you all!

by Anonymousreply 67Last Monday at 1:18 AM

OP, blink twice if you're in danger.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Monday at 5:55 AM

We know you're bound and gagged. Try typing on your phone with your nose. You can do it!

by Anonymousreply 69Last Monday at 6:56 AM

Your story is the ultimate in surprise banal.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Monday at 7:25 AM

"Help Me Write My New NIFTY Archive Story"

by Anonymousreply 71Last Monday at 7:27 AM

OP, he probably asked you if you were alone because of the 3 pizzas and the 4 gallons of ice cream that you were holding in your hand.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Monday at 7:35 AM

Stop bellydancing through the halls in your caftan, OP. You're sending the wrong message.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Monday at 11:05 AM

Stop shaming OP, he clearly is the victim here, of this foreign looking man who look at him in a suspicious way.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 11:46 AM

"colored" specifically means black. Real middle eastern people are far closer to white than pretty much anything else.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 12:13 PM

The first time I skimmed past this I thought it said “I hope I get raped and murdered”.....

by Anonymousreply 76Last Monday at 12:26 PM

I think that is what OP meant to type.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Monday at 2:54 PM

Not so sure about the “murdered” part….

by Anonymousreply 78Last Monday at 3:27 PM

Meh. Just "some Arab guy". Would be better if he was a "panther-like, menacing and sexy gypsy"

by Anonymousreply 79Last Monday at 3:34 PM

Nothing like a scary situation to bring out the hilarious witty quips. Love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Monday at 3:40 PM

I don't think fat people get raped very often.

by Anonymousreply 81Last Monday at 3:41 PM


by Anonymousreply 82Last Monday at 4:38 PM

R82 is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 83Yesterday at 4:33 AM

I haven't checked in a while. HAs OP been raped and murdered yet?

by Anonymousreply 84Yesterday at 5:40 AM

OP, have you been either raped or murdered? Or both? Doesn't matter to me if it's one or the other or both.

by Anonymousreply 85Yesterday at 5:42 AM

[Quote] I don't think fat people get raped very often.

Of course they do. They can't run very fast.

by Anonymousreply 86Yesterday at 5:50 AM

Fat people are ideal rape victims because who would believe them? They should consider themselves lucky if anyone is inside them.

by Anonymousreply 87Yesterday at 6:07 AM

OP is a bottom who is very attracted to yet fearful of Arab tops. He wants that big brown dick very badly.

by Anonymousreply 88a day ago

^^^^^ Tell OP to stand in line!

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