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I hope I don’t get raped and murdered

I went downstairs to check my mail today and there was some Arab guy in the lobby. I checked my mail and he was waiting with the door open At the elevator so I got back in and said thanks. He got in the elevator but I noticed he didn’t press a floor. I then realized he was leering at me. He asked me if I was alone and I said no. He said too bad. I got off and he watched me walk to my door so he knows where I live. I should have went to another door but I was nervous and panicking and didn’t think. I made a show of yelling out “hey” when I entered my place but I’m scared. He was big and scary and I don’t like to fight. Do you think he’ll become a problem? What should I do?

by Anonymousreply 9606/05/2020

Present hole!

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

He wasn’t sexy he looked old and had gross skin

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

Just ignore him, don’t act scared if you see him. Just act normal.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

This will end in tears!

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

Present bacon

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

Did he make fun of your puny cocklet?

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

Get a U-Haul NOW.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

Remember that guy that got hung upside down and his balls eaten off? Anyway... good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 805/22/2020

Op, that’s what happens when you’re goodlooking. I have this problem, but I just ignore guys who bother me.

by Anonymousreply 905/22/2020

Slowly jerking off as I wait for part two of the story.

by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2020

He must be a heavyweight wrestler or something to be able to overpower you, 400-lb beached whale OP. Maybe he is just a cannibal and needs a massive source of human flesh.

by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2020

Arabs (no matter their sexuality) will give you a good fuck before getting married to their women. He wants you OP. Have fun

by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2020

On your iPod "Somebody's Watching Me."

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2020

He probably coronavirused you in the elevator .

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2020

On his iPod, "Every Breath You Take."

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2020

In many cultures a leering Arab is a sign of good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2020

Link, please!

by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2020

"I should have went..."

Oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 1805/22/2020

[quote]I hope I don’t get raped and murdered.

Maybe you'll get murdered and then raped.

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2020

Stop dressing like this, OP.

You're just begging to be raped.

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by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2020

At least he said " should HAVE" and not "should OF," R18.

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2020

Arab ( middle eastern) men are notorious hawt fucks ! Be glad he wants you, he can afford to be choosey.

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2020

OP do you like surprise anal?

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2020

Middle eastern guys are known to be very picky with the guys (or girls) to have relations with, that is true.

by Anonymousreply 2405/22/2020

[quote]What should I do?

Enroll in a grammar class.

by Anonymousreply 2505/22/2020

OP = Justin in Covid Lockdown

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2020

fuck, I meant

OP = Jussie in Covid Lockdown

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2020

Surprise vivisection!

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2020

This thread is worthless without pictures

by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2020

OP Do you have this guys number by chance ? Arabs have INCREDIBLE feet!

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2020

Aww, OP

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by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2020

Always carry a supply of Bacon Bits

by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2020

Don’t be so jealous, just because no one has hit on you lately.

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020

He'll be back after Ramadan ends tomorrow. Better douche to be ready!

by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2020

Sleep tight OP

by Anonymousreply 3505/22/2020

I’m actually from India

by Anonymousreply 3605/22/2020

Can I have you scanty stuff, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3705/22/2020

but will you be rape, rape, and murdered?

by Anonymousreply 3805/22/2020

Can I have your apartment after your done in?

by Anonymousreply 3905/22/2020

R39 here. Sorry I meant after You're done in.

by Anonymousreply 4005/22/2020

I always Prancercise away from my potential rapists. My ball shuffle tap hypnotizes them and allows me to get away unsoiled!!!

by Anonymousreply 4105/22/2020

Calm down Karen.

by Anonymousreply 4205/22/2020

OP, are you dead?

by Anonymousreply 4305/22/2020

You live in a building without a doorman?

You deserve what is going to happen to you.

by Anonymousreply 4405/22/2020

So far I’ve been safe. Hopefully he doesn’t bother me again

by Anonymousreply 4505/22/2020

Put your affairs in order OP, who get custody of your chihuahua and the tiffany's lamps collection

by Anonymousreply 4605/22/2020

Arab men are so sexy they have their own section on Pornhub.

by Anonymousreply 4705/23/2020

Studies show 9 out of 10 Arab man rape victims agree it was totally worth it!

by Anonymousreply 4805/23/2020

For some reason, this thread title made me think of the episode of The IT Crowd where Moss says, "I can't go to prison, Roy, they'll rip the flip out of me."

by Anonymousreply 4905/23/2020

[quote]In many cultures a leering Arab is a sign of good luck OP!

Only if they poop on you.

by Anonymousreply 5005/23/2020

[quote]Always carry a supply of Bacon Bits

Well, that wasn’t very helpful, R32. Would it kill you to provide some instructions?

OP, Sprinkle bacon bits like holy water while making the sign of the Wizard.

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by Anonymousreply 5105/23/2020

[quote] I made a show of yelling out "hey" before I entered my place

No one does this. You gave yourself away and he'll definitely be back. He's just waiting for you to become complacent.

by Anonymousreply 5205/23/2020

Who the fuck you trying to kid, OP?

You know you want to be raped by him.

Murdered on the other hand, well, that could be an issue.

by Anonymousreply 5305/23/2020

OP this sounds like an adorable meet cute! It could be the start of a new chapter in your life.

by Anonymousreply 5405/23/2020

Stay douched and lubed!

by Anonymousreply 5505/23/2020

OP you are so full of yourself! This man does not want to rape and murder you! He was asking if you were alone because he wanted to make sure that the elevator wasn't going to be crowded. He doesn't want to catch Coronavirus from you, you stuck up whore!

by Anonymousreply 5605/23/2020

R54 is right. All good couples have an interesting “how we met” story.

by Anonymousreply 5705/23/2020

Do fat old white men really get raped?

by Anonymousreply 5805/23/2020

In their minds, all the time.

by Anonymousreply 5905/23/2020

If you are pre-lubed, you can't call it rape.

by Anonymousreply 6005/23/2020

DL, watch the news for headlines about OP's body being found in a garbage bar, or washing up in a river bank.

by Anonymousreply 6105/23/2020

R60 that’s deep, man. Deep.

by Anonymousreply 6205/23/2020

Any news of the Arab Dong?

by Anonymousreply 6305/24/2020

They must have eloped. How romantic!

by Anonymousreply 6405/24/2020

Joel will protect you!

by Anonymousreply 6505/24/2020

Come to think of it, I hope I don't get raped and murdered too.

by Anonymousreply 6605/24/2020

It’s too late now. OP is living in Afghanistan as a bacha bazi girl. Shame on you all!

by Anonymousreply 6705/25/2020

OP, blink twice if you're in danger.

by Anonymousreply 6805/25/2020

We know you're bound and gagged. Try typing on your phone with your nose. You can do it!

by Anonymousreply 6905/25/2020

Your story is the ultimate in surprise banal.

by Anonymousreply 7005/25/2020

"Help Me Write My New NIFTY Archive Story"

by Anonymousreply 7105/25/2020

OP, he probably asked you if you were alone because of the 3 pizzas and the 4 gallons of ice cream that you were holding in your hand.

by Anonymousreply 7205/25/2020

Stop bellydancing through the halls in your caftan, OP. You're sending the wrong message.

by Anonymousreply 7305/25/2020

Stop shaming OP, he clearly is the victim here, of this foreign looking man who look at him in a suspicious way.

by Anonymousreply 7405/25/2020

"colored" specifically means black. Real middle eastern people are far closer to white than pretty much anything else.

by Anonymousreply 7505/25/2020

The first time I skimmed past this I thought it said “I hope I get raped and murdered”.....

by Anonymousreply 7605/25/2020

I think that is what OP meant to type.

by Anonymousreply 7705/25/2020

Not so sure about the “murdered” part….

by Anonymousreply 7805/25/2020

Meh. Just "some Arab guy". Would be better if he was a "panther-like, menacing and sexy gypsy"

by Anonymousreply 7905/25/2020

Nothing like a scary situation to bring out the hilarious witty quips. Love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 8005/25/2020

I don't think fat people get raped very often.

by Anonymousreply 8105/25/2020

Unfunny

by Anonymousreply 8205/25/2020

R82 is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 8305/26/2020

I haven't checked in a while. HAs OP been raped and murdered yet?

by Anonymousreply 8405/26/2020

OP, have you been either raped or murdered? Or both? Doesn't matter to me if it's one or the other or both.

by Anonymousreply 8505/26/2020

[Quote] I don't think fat people get raped very often.

Of course they do. They can't run very fast.

by Anonymousreply 8605/26/2020

Fat people are ideal rape victims because who would believe them? They should consider themselves lucky if anyone is inside them.

by Anonymousreply 8705/26/2020

OP is a bottom who is very attracted to yet fearful of Arab tops. He wants that big brown dick very badly.

by Anonymousreply 8805/26/2020

^^^^^ Tell OP to stand in line!

by Anonymousreply 8905/26/2020

I think it's too late OP has traded his caftan for a burka.

by Anonymousreply 9005/27/2020

So. So?

by Anonymousreply 9106/04/2020

Start explaining to him how to be an ally, how inaction is complicity, and how the police should be abolished, and he’ll unfollow you at warp factor 6.

by Anonymousreply 9206/04/2020

Just lift your legs and enjoy his clean cut cock and his piercing brown eyes.

by Anonymousreply 9306/04/2020

OP = our Rape Troll has returned!

by Anonymousreply 9406/04/2020

This is not a good time to get murdered. Funerals are boring now.

by Anonymousreply 9506/04/2020

Floyd's was packed! ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 9606/05/2020
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