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I hope I don’t get raped and murdered

I went downstairs to check my mail today and there was some Arab guy in the lobby. I checked my mail and he was waiting with the door open At the elevator so I got back in and said thanks. He got in the elevator but I noticed he didn’t press a floor. I then realized he was leering at me. He asked me if I was alone and I said no. He said too bad. I got off and he watched me walk to my door so he knows where I live. I should have went to another door but I was nervous and panicking and didn’t think. I made a show of yelling out “hey” when I entered my place but I’m scared. He was big and scary and I don’t like to fight. Do you think he’ll become a problem? What should I do?

by Anonymousreply 96June 5, 2020 9:37 PM

Present hole!

by Anonymousreply 1May 22, 2020 8:58 PM

He wasn’t sexy he looked old and had gross skin

by Anonymousreply 2May 22, 2020 8:59 PM

Just ignore him, don’t act scared if you see him. Just act normal.

by Anonymousreply 3May 22, 2020 9:04 PM

This will end in tears!

by Anonymousreply 4May 22, 2020 9:06 PM

Present bacon

by Anonymousreply 5May 22, 2020 9:06 PM

Did he make fun of your puny cocklet?

by Anonymousreply 6May 22, 2020 9:07 PM

Get a U-Haul NOW.

by Anonymousreply 7May 22, 2020 9:07 PM

Remember that guy that got hung upside down and his balls eaten off? Anyway... good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 8May 22, 2020 9:08 PM

Op, that’s what happens when you’re goodlooking. I have this problem, but I just ignore guys who bother me.

by Anonymousreply 9May 22, 2020 9:08 PM

Slowly jerking off as I wait for part two of the story.

by Anonymousreply 10May 22, 2020 9:09 PM

He must be a heavyweight wrestler or something to be able to overpower you, 400-lb beached whale OP. Maybe he is just a cannibal and needs a massive source of human flesh.

by Anonymousreply 11May 22, 2020 9:10 PM

Arabs (no matter their sexuality) will give you a good fuck before getting married to their women. He wants you OP. Have fun

by Anonymousreply 12May 22, 2020 9:11 PM

On your iPod "Somebody's Watching Me."

by Anonymousreply 13May 22, 2020 9:21 PM

He probably coronavirused you in the elevator .

by Anonymousreply 14May 22, 2020 9:22 PM

On his iPod, "Every Breath You Take."

by Anonymousreply 15May 22, 2020 9:22 PM

In many cultures a leering Arab is a sign of good luck OP!

by Anonymousreply 16May 22, 2020 9:24 PM

Link, please!

by Anonymousreply 17May 22, 2020 9:24 PM

"I should have went..."

Oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 18May 22, 2020 9:26 PM

[quote]I hope I don’t get raped and murdered.

Maybe you'll get murdered and then raped.

by Anonymousreply 19May 22, 2020 9:26 PM

Stop dressing like this, OP.

You're just begging to be raped.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 22, 2020 9:36 PM

At least he said " should HAVE" and not "should OF," R18.

by Anonymousreply 21May 22, 2020 9:37 PM

Arab ( middle eastern) men are notorious hawt fucks ! Be glad he wants you, he can afford to be choosey.

by Anonymousreply 22May 22, 2020 9:41 PM

OP do you like surprise anal?

by Anonymousreply 23May 22, 2020 10:08 PM

Middle eastern guys are known to be very picky with the guys (or girls) to have relations with, that is true.

by Anonymousreply 24May 22, 2020 10:18 PM

[quote]What should I do?

Enroll in a grammar class.

by Anonymousreply 25May 22, 2020 10:20 PM

OP = Justin in Covid Lockdown

by Anonymousreply 26May 22, 2020 10:26 PM

fuck, I meant

OP = Jussie in Covid Lockdown

by Anonymousreply 27May 22, 2020 10:26 PM

Surprise vivisection!

by Anonymousreply 28May 22, 2020 10:34 PM

This thread is worthless without pictures

by Anonymousreply 29May 22, 2020 10:52 PM

OP Do you have this guys number by chance ? Arabs have INCREDIBLE feet!

by Anonymousreply 30May 22, 2020 10:55 PM

Aww, OP

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by Anonymousreply 31May 22, 2020 10:56 PM

Always carry a supply of Bacon Bits

by Anonymousreply 32May 22, 2020 10:57 PM

Don’t be so jealous, just because no one has hit on you lately.

by Anonymousreply 33May 22, 2020 11:08 PM

He'll be back after Ramadan ends tomorrow. Better douche to be ready!

by Anonymousreply 34May 22, 2020 11:54 PM

Sleep tight OP

by Anonymousreply 35May 22, 2020 11:54 PM

I’m actually from India

by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2020 12:20 AM

Can I have you scanty stuff, OP?

by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2020 12:35 AM

but will you be rape, rape, and murdered?

by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2020 1:29 AM

Can I have your apartment after your done in?

by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2020 1:34 AM

R39 here. Sorry I meant after You're done in.

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2020 1:34 AM

I always Prancercise away from my potential rapists. My ball shuffle tap hypnotizes them and allows me to get away unsoiled!!!

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2020 1:35 AM

Calm down Karen.

by Anonymousreply 42May 23, 2020 1:43 AM

OP, are you dead?

by Anonymousreply 43May 23, 2020 1:55 AM

You live in a building without a doorman?

You deserve what is going to happen to you.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2020 3:22 AM

So far I’ve been safe. Hopefully he doesn’t bother me again

by Anonymousreply 45May 23, 2020 3:26 AM

Put your affairs in order OP, who get custody of your chihuahua and the tiffany's lamps collection

by Anonymousreply 46May 23, 2020 3:38 AM

Arab men are so sexy they have their own section on Pornhub.

by Anonymousreply 47May 23, 2020 10:37 AM

Studies show 9 out of 10 Arab man rape victims agree it was totally worth it!

by Anonymousreply 48May 23, 2020 2:13 PM

For some reason, this thread title made me think of the episode of The IT Crowd where Moss says, "I can't go to prison, Roy, they'll rip the flip out of me."

by Anonymousreply 49May 23, 2020 2:18 PM

[quote]In many cultures a leering Arab is a sign of good luck OP!

Only if they poop on you.

by Anonymousreply 50May 23, 2020 2:31 PM

[quote]Always carry a supply of Bacon Bits

Well, that wasn’t very helpful, R32. Would it kill you to provide some instructions?

OP, Sprinkle bacon bits like holy water while making the sign of the Wizard.

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by Anonymousreply 51May 23, 2020 2:37 PM

[quote] I made a show of yelling out "hey" before I entered my place

No one does this. You gave yourself away and he'll definitely be back. He's just waiting for you to become complacent.

by Anonymousreply 52May 23, 2020 2:46 PM

Who the fuck you trying to kid, OP?

You know you want to be raped by him.

Murdered on the other hand, well, that could be an issue.

by Anonymousreply 53May 23, 2020 6:41 PM

OP this sounds like an adorable meet cute! It could be the start of a new chapter in your life.

by Anonymousreply 54May 23, 2020 6:54 PM

Stay douched and lubed!

by Anonymousreply 55May 23, 2020 7:12 PM

OP you are so full of yourself! This man does not want to rape and murder you! He was asking if you were alone because he wanted to make sure that the elevator wasn't going to be crowded. He doesn't want to catch Coronavirus from you, you stuck up whore!

by Anonymousreply 56May 23, 2020 7:18 PM

R54 is right. All good couples have an interesting “how we met” story.

by Anonymousreply 57May 23, 2020 8:09 PM

Do fat old white men really get raped?

by Anonymousreply 58May 23, 2020 8:14 PM

In their minds, all the time.

by Anonymousreply 59May 23, 2020 8:26 PM

If you are pre-lubed, you can't call it rape.

by Anonymousreply 60May 23, 2020 9:08 PM

DL, watch the news for headlines about OP's body being found in a garbage bar, or washing up in a river bank.

by Anonymousreply 61May 23, 2020 9:10 PM

R60 that’s deep, man. Deep.

by Anonymousreply 62May 24, 2020 6:56 AM

Any news of the Arab Dong?

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2020 11:23 PM

They must have eloped. How romantic!

by Anonymousreply 64May 24, 2020 11:34 PM

Joel will protect you!

by Anonymousreply 65May 24, 2020 11:39 PM

Come to think of it, I hope I don't get raped and murdered too.

by Anonymousreply 66May 25, 2020 12:38 AM

It’s too late now. OP is living in Afghanistan as a bacha bazi girl. Shame on you all!

by Anonymousreply 67May 25, 2020 9:18 AM

OP, blink twice if you're in danger.

by Anonymousreply 68May 25, 2020 1:55 PM

We know you're bound and gagged. Try typing on your phone with your nose. You can do it!

by Anonymousreply 69May 25, 2020 2:56 PM

Your story is the ultimate in surprise banal.

by Anonymousreply 70May 25, 2020 3:25 PM

"Help Me Write My New NIFTY Archive Story"

by Anonymousreply 71May 25, 2020 3:27 PM

OP, he probably asked you if you were alone because of the 3 pizzas and the 4 gallons of ice cream that you were holding in your hand.

by Anonymousreply 72May 25, 2020 3:35 PM

Stop bellydancing through the halls in your caftan, OP. You're sending the wrong message.

by Anonymousreply 73May 25, 2020 7:05 PM

Stop shaming OP, he clearly is the victim here, of this foreign looking man who look at him in a suspicious way.

by Anonymousreply 74May 25, 2020 7:46 PM

"colored" specifically means black. Real middle eastern people are far closer to white than pretty much anything else.

by Anonymousreply 75May 25, 2020 8:13 PM

The first time I skimmed past this I thought it said “I hope I get raped and murdered”.....

by Anonymousreply 76May 25, 2020 8:26 PM

I think that is what OP meant to type.

by Anonymousreply 77May 25, 2020 10:54 PM

Not so sure about the “murdered” part….

by Anonymousreply 78May 25, 2020 11:27 PM

Meh. Just "some Arab guy". Would be better if he was a "panther-like, menacing and sexy gypsy"

by Anonymousreply 79May 25, 2020 11:34 PM

Nothing like a scary situation to bring out the hilarious witty quips. Love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 80May 25, 2020 11:40 PM

I don't think fat people get raped very often.

by Anonymousreply 81May 25, 2020 11:41 PM

Unfunny

by Anonymousreply 82May 26, 2020 12:38 AM

R82 is hilarious

by Anonymousreply 83May 26, 2020 12:33 PM

I haven't checked in a while. HAs OP been raped and murdered yet?

by Anonymousreply 84May 26, 2020 1:40 PM

OP, have you been either raped or murdered? Or both? Doesn't matter to me if it's one or the other or both.

by Anonymousreply 85May 26, 2020 1:42 PM

[Quote] I don't think fat people get raped very often.

Of course they do. They can't run very fast.

by Anonymousreply 86May 26, 2020 1:50 PM

Fat people are ideal rape victims because who would believe them? They should consider themselves lucky if anyone is inside them.

by Anonymousreply 87May 26, 2020 2:07 PM

OP is a bottom who is very attracted to yet fearful of Arab tops. He wants that big brown dick very badly.

by Anonymousreply 88May 26, 2020 2:39 PM

^^^^^ Tell OP to stand in line!

by Anonymousreply 89May 26, 2020 11:19 PM

I think it's too late OP has traded his caftan for a burka.

by Anonymousreply 90May 27, 2020 10:16 AM

So. So?

by Anonymousreply 91June 4, 2020 1:50 PM

Start explaining to him how to be an ally, how inaction is complicity, and how the police should be abolished, and he’ll unfollow you at warp factor 6.

by Anonymousreply 92June 4, 2020 2:00 PM

Just lift your legs and enjoy his clean cut cock and his piercing brown eyes.

by Anonymousreply 93June 4, 2020 3:14 PM

OP = our Rape Troll has returned!

by Anonymousreply 94June 4, 2020 3:57 PM

This is not a good time to get murdered. Funerals are boring now.

by Anonymousreply 95June 4, 2020 4:18 PM

Floyd's was packed! ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 96June 5, 2020 9:37 PM
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