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How do you deal with a crude, offensive parrot who thinks they’re funny?

My parrot is fundamentally a good birb but has a habit of making crass, offensive remarks during casual conversation that he thinks are funny but really aren’t. Not necessarily directed at anyone, just really inappropriate. If I say anything about it, he sulks and retreats. Do you deal with this situation? How do you cope?

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

What's a birb, OP?

by Anonymousreply 105/22/2020

I put the cover on her cage.

by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

Just say to it 'You think you're so funny but you're not.' Then feed it to your cat.

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

Did you train it to talk that way?

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

Does it pine for the fjords?

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020
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