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What do we think of Niall Horan’s body?

I have been looking at these pictures and he looks great. He used to be way too scrawny. What a change!

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by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

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by Anonymousreply 205/22/2020

Nickname is “Bloatsie?”

by Anonymousreply 305/22/2020

In that pic he's not really chubby, move average than anything. I'd gladly fuck his hole all night and cuddle with him.

I've heard he's a very sweet guy, even when he's drunk, which is often...allegedly.

by Anonymousreply 405/22/2020

Such a young guy to have Dadbod.

by Anonymousreply 505/22/2020

A normal Irish body. We don’t have Romanesque/Greek body structures. Generally narrow shoulders. Even if worked out hard, some body types just won’t look like the male “ideal”.

by Anonymousreply 605/22/2020

R2 Niall used to be part of One Direction.

by Anonymousreply 705/22/2020

[quote]I've heard he's a very sweet guy

Except when he gets desperate it seems

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by Anonymousreply 905/22/2020

He's fine.

For this crowd he's a fucking whale, though.

by Anonymousreply 1005/22/2020

Niall is 26 I don’t think it’s weird he has a dad bod

by Anonymousreply 1105/22/2020

Keep in kind he's meant to be a model

by Anonymousreply 1205/22/2020

R11, from Wikipedia:

[italic]Dad bod is a slang term in popular culture referring to a body shape particular to middle-aged men.[/italic]

Since when is a 26-year-old considered middle-aged?

by Anonymousreply 1305/22/2020

I think he looks like a normal 26 year old. A little chubby but he looks cute.

by Anonymousreply 1405/22/2020

He has a soft, pudgy, boyfriend-bod. I think it's hot 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 1505/22/2020

Yes, I second. Niall has signed a modelling contract so practically he is a model R12.

by Anonymousreply 1605/22/2020

He’s a chunktoid!

by Anonymousreply 1705/22/2020

He's just cultivating mass.

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by Anonymousreply 1805/22/2020

What’s a chunktoid?

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2020

^^ Nothing, Niall, Don’t worry about it.

by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2020

I would like to see him getting chunkier! Great body

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2020

In Ireland Horan is pronounced HOR-an. In America we say hor-AN.

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2020

R18 Is he going to look like the guy on the right

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2020

Wow! New pic!

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by Anonymousreply 2405/23/2020

Perhaps Ben will lend Niall his girdle.

by Anonymousreply 2505/23/2020

You think Niall needs one?

by Anonymousreply 2605/23/2020

r26 His body his choice.

by Anonymousreply 2705/24/2020

It’s clear that he has never seen the inside of a gym. His body is soft and doughy.

by Anonymousreply 2805/24/2020

He just looks like he’s been filling up on Irish butter and potatoes. 🍀 I like a little chunk.

by Anonymousreply 2905/24/2020

A soft and doughy guy can go to the gym too. Niall has posted gym selfies before.

by Anonymousreply 3005/24/2020

I want his twinky pics from 8 years ago

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2020

He looks better now

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020
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