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What do we think of Niall Horan’s body?

I have been looking at these pictures and he looks great. He used to be way too scrawny. What a change!

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by Anonymousreply 32May 24, 2020 3:09 PM

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

by Anonymousreply 1May 22, 2020 6:48 PM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 2May 22, 2020 6:49 PM

Nickname is “Bloatsie?”

by Anonymousreply 3May 22, 2020 6:52 PM

In that pic he's not really chubby, move average than anything. I'd gladly fuck his hole all night and cuddle with him.

I've heard he's a very sweet guy, even when he's drunk, which is often...allegedly.

by Anonymousreply 4May 22, 2020 7:24 PM

Such a young guy to have Dadbod.

by Anonymousreply 5May 22, 2020 7:37 PM

A normal Irish body. We don’t have Romanesque/Greek body structures. Generally narrow shoulders. Even if worked out hard, some body types just won’t look like the male “ideal”.

by Anonymousreply 6May 22, 2020 7:48 PM

R2 Niall used to be part of One Direction.

by Anonymousreply 7May 22, 2020 7:50 PM

[quote]I've heard he's a very sweet guy

Except when he gets desperate it seems

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by Anonymousreply 8May 22, 2020 7:50 PM

Hmm...

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by Anonymousreply 9May 22, 2020 7:53 PM

He's fine.

For this crowd he's a fucking whale, though.

by Anonymousreply 10May 22, 2020 7:53 PM

Niall is 26 I don’t think it’s weird he has a dad bod

by Anonymousreply 11May 22, 2020 7:53 PM

Keep in kind he's meant to be a model

by Anonymousreply 12May 22, 2020 8:00 PM

R11, from Wikipedia:

[italic]Dad bod is a slang term in popular culture referring to a body shape particular to middle-aged men.[/italic]

Since when is a 26-year-old considered middle-aged?

by Anonymousreply 13May 22, 2020 8:01 PM

I think he looks like a normal 26 year old. A little chubby but he looks cute.

by Anonymousreply 14May 22, 2020 8:07 PM

He has a soft, pudgy, boyfriend-bod. I think it's hot 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 15May 22, 2020 8:08 PM

Yes, I second. Niall has signed a modelling contract so practically he is a model R12.

by Anonymousreply 16May 22, 2020 8:10 PM

He’s a chunktoid!

by Anonymousreply 17May 22, 2020 8:11 PM

He's just cultivating mass.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 22, 2020 8:11 PM

What’s a chunktoid?

by Anonymousreply 19May 22, 2020 8:12 PM

^^ Nothing, Niall, Don’t worry about it.

by Anonymousreply 20May 22, 2020 8:14 PM

I would like to see him getting chunkier! Great body

by Anonymousreply 21May 22, 2020 8:18 PM

In Ireland Horan is pronounced HOR-an. In America we say hor-AN.

by Anonymousreply 22May 22, 2020 8:28 PM

R18 Is he going to look like the guy on the right

by Anonymousreply 23May 22, 2020 8:52 PM

Wow! New pic!

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by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2020 3:12 PM

Perhaps Ben will lend Niall his girdle.

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2020 3:38 PM

You think Niall needs one?

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2020 6:46 PM

r26 His body his choice.

by Anonymousreply 27May 24, 2020 11:51 AM

It’s clear that he has never seen the inside of a gym. His body is soft and doughy.

by Anonymousreply 28May 24, 2020 12:07 PM

He just looks like he’s been filling up on Irish butter and potatoes. 🍀 I like a little chunk.

by Anonymousreply 29May 24, 2020 1:54 PM

A soft and doughy guy can go to the gym too. Niall has posted gym selfies before.

by Anonymousreply 30May 24, 2020 2:59 PM

I want his twinky pics from 8 years ago

by Anonymousreply 31May 24, 2020 3:07 PM

He looks better now

by Anonymousreply 32May 24, 2020 3:09 PM
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