...and/or the names of her spawn, or her mother? I've guessing she's married (or used to be, anyway, before he got fed up) to Earl; her children are Mason and Ashleigh Jo; and her mother's name was Ida (RIP sad emoticon).
So...what is Karen's husband's name?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Saturday at 7:42 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Friday at 7:17 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Friday at 7:17 AM|
Nah, her husband is definitely Josh
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Friday at 7:17 AM|
Gary. The kids are Jayden, Braeden (boys), and Kaedynn (girl).
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Friday at 7:18 AM|
There’s been an excessive amount of Karen threads the past 48 hours. Did you people just learn about the word?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Friday at 7:18 AM|
Definitely Gary. Gary is the male Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Friday at 7:18 AM|
Dave is a very boomer name
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Friday at 7:20 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Friday at 7:21 AM|
Your guesses are much better. "Earl" must have been Karen's uncle.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Friday at 7:22 AM|
Hey, don't blame me. I divorced Karen after a year and a half of her non-stop bitching, and that was 35 years ago! She made me gay. Just ask Steve, my husband, or Dave, the poor man she looped into siring Jayden, Braeden and Kaedynn.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Friday at 7:26 AM|
[quote]The kids are Jayden, Braeden (boys), and Kaedynn (girl).
R4 It's going to be hard to top those kids' names! And I love the spelling of KAEDYNN. (fingertips to lips - smooch)
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|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Friday at 7:34 AM|
I think Bill works. I can't think of too many Bills that weren't middle-aged, milquetoast, average in every way and stereotypically male. I think of khaki pants with pleats, massive mono-colored golf shirts, and non-descript shoes, hair and glasses.
Bill Gates realness.
You can't use Chad - it's already been used for something very specific.
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|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Friday at 7:41 AM|
Karen's husband has no name. He is simply DH.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Friday at 7:45 AM|
Think about it. Trump. Trump, Jr. Lemon. Duck. All the Donalds act like Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Friday at 7:48 AM|
Her husband's name is Nobalz
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Friday at 7:51 AM|
Karen is married to Brad and they have two lovely children: Connor and Cooper.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Friday at 7:57 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Friday at 7:59 AM|
KJ, a man so beaten down by his wife that he just sits at home watching sports, while she runs the lives of everyone in the house and constantly nags.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Friday at 8:02 AM|
Anyone else getting bored of all these Karen threads? Talk about low-hanging fruit.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Friday at 8:02 AM|
Karen's mother's name is Jean.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Friday at 8:07 AM|
Earl? Gary? Karen’s aren’t all boomers.
Kevin, Kyle, Mike or Matt.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Friday at 8:09 AM|
Karen is a peak Boomer name. Its popularity (like that of Gary) evaporated almost instantly after a few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Friday at 8:29 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Friday at 8:31 AM|
R15 That picture of Brett K is priceless. Look at that anger and privilege mixed together in one seething moment. And now he sits on the Supreme Court.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Friday at 8:32 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Friday at 8:35 AM|
Oh lord. Here comes that Karen and her husband the Barron.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Friday at 8:38 AM|
Mike or Michael. John, David, James, Bill, Richard, Jeff, Scott, Ken, Curtis, Rick....
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Friday at 8:53 AM|
R30 Thank you for not continuing with your list of common names. We get it. We get your point. Thank you.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Friday at 8:56 AM|
Mr. Karen. Karen’s husbands name is Mr. Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Friday at 9:00 AM|
R31 what else is this thread supposed to be?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Friday at 9:02 AM|
R33 Something more clever than a tired list of common names for men...
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Friday at 9:08 AM|
At least of Karen's daughters is named Madison. Or Katelynn/Caitlin/Kaitlen/Caytlen/some other horrifying spelling.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Friday at 9:19 AM|
I don't know what his name is, but I do know that Karen keeps his balls in her purse.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Friday at 9:21 AM|
R34 go for it, Mr. Entertainment.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Friday at 9:23 AM|
Michael. Solely because I know two male Karens named Michael, therefore it's a trend.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Friday at 9:37 AM|
My cousin Karen's first husband was named Gary. This was in the late 60s.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Friday at 11:46 AM|
[quote]Karen is a peak Boomer name.
Good point. Most Karens have cooled off by now and handed the baton to Gen X. It should really be Melissa or Amy or Jennifer.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Friday at 12:54 PM|
Jennifer is a big Gen X name. Also, Heather.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Friday at 1:05 PM|
[quote] Michael. Solely because I know two male Karens named Michael, therefore it's a trend.
Except Michael is a nice name. Gary is better, because it's a trashy name and it sucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Friday at 1:10 PM|
Gary or Ron
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Friday at 1:13 PM|
Gari with an "i". It is ambiguous therefore one does not know if it is a male or female. He has to have no balls to be married to Karen.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Friday at 1:17 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Friday at 1:24 PM|
The internet decided a long time ago that Karen's counterpart is Kevin.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Friday at 2:33 PM|
My recent Fuck Buddy
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Friday at 4:24 PM|
Kevin is a good one. Kevin or Kyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Friday at 4:42 PM|
Anything that sounds like a lesser character in the Dungeon and Dragons universe, like Axel, Archer, Hunter, Skyler, Ryder, and so on.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Friday at 4:44 PM|
My hubby's name is Greg. My kids are Aiden and Mikayla.
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|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Friday at 5:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Friday at 5:53 PM|
OP, you do realise that opening a sentence with “So...” is the ultimate in KarenSpeak?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Friday at 7:42 PM|
Oh, you wish Karen could marry Buck...
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Friday at 8:51 PM|
Kids are Jaden, Braden, and Aiden
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Saturday at 12:28 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Saturday at 12:30 PM|
Daughters are Baylee and Kaylee
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Saturday at 12:41 PM|
^^^No, daughters are Tiffany and Ashley. Granddaughters are Baylee and Kaylee.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Saturday at 5:12 PM|
Karen doesn't have granddaughters, she's too young. Susan is the Boomer version of Karen, and she's the grandmother.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Saturday at 5:14 PM|
Becky is a younger Karen, and Susan is their mentor.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Saturday at 5:15 PM|
My grandson's name is Macin (pronounced Mason)
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Saturday at 6:18 PM|
My granddaughter is named Madisyn
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Saturday at 6:27 PM|
It WAS Warren, but she made him legally change it to Darren as a condition of marriage, to achieve the kute "Karen and Darren" or "Kar and Dar" rhyming effect she cherishes. Kids are Sharrenn, Mairen, and Baerrenn.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Saturday at 6:30 PM|
Male Karens are Kevin and Kyle.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Saturday at 6:31 PM|
Keren’s husband’s name is Mike. If we’re going after Mother and her type, we’re going after Pence too.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Saturday at 6:59 PM|
r65 Karen is not a political thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Saturday at 7:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Saturday at 7:25 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Saturday at 7:34 PM|
Karen’s mother’s name is Linda.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Saturday at 7:38 PM|
I call them "the male karens". It pisses a lot of men off to be thought of as women. Even just a version of one
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Saturday at 7:42 PM|