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So...what is Karen's husband's name?

...and/or the names of her spawn, or her mother? I've guessing she's married (or used to be, anyway, before he got fed up) to Earl; her children are Mason and Ashleigh Jo; and her mother's name was Ida (RIP sad emoticon).

by Anonymousreply 70Last Saturday at 7:42 PM


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by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 7:17 AM

Nah, her husband is definitely Josh

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 7:17 AM

Gary. The kids are Jayden, Braeden (boys), and Kaedynn (girl).

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 7:18 AM

There’s been an excessive amount of Karen threads the past 48 hours. Did you people just learn about the word?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 7:18 AM

Definitely Gary. Gary is the male Karen.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 7:18 AM

Dave is a very boomer name

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by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 7:21 AM

Your guesses are much better. "Earl" must have been Karen's uncle.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 7:22 AM

Hey, don't blame me. I divorced Karen after a year and a half of her non-stop bitching, and that was 35 years ago! She made me gay. Just ask Steve, my husband, or Dave, the poor man she looped into siring Jayden, Braeden and Kaedynn.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 7:26 AM

[quote]The kids are Jayden, Braeden (boys), and Kaedynn (girl).

R4 It's going to be hard to top those kids' names! And I love the spelling of KAEDYNN. (fingertips to lips - smooch)

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by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 7:34 AM

I think Bill works. I can't think of too many Bills that weren't middle-aged, milquetoast, average in every way and stereotypically male. I think of khaki pants with pleats, massive mono-colored golf shirts, and non-descript shoes, hair and glasses.

Bill Gates realness.

You can't use Chad - it's already been used for something very specific.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 7:38 AM


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by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 7:41 AM

Karen's husband has no name. He is simply DH.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 7:45 AM


Think about it. Trump. Trump, Jr. Lemon. Duck. All the Donalds act like Karen.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 7:48 AM

Her husband's name is Nobalz

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 7:51 AM

Karen is married to Brad and they have two lovely children: Connor and Cooper.

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by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 7:59 AM

KJ, a man so beaten down by his wife that he just sits at home watching sports, while she runs the lives of everyone in the house and constantly nags.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 8:02 AM

Anyone else getting bored of all these Karen threads? Talk about low-hanging fruit.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 8:02 AM

Karen's mother's name is Jean.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 8:07 AM

Earl? Gary? Karen’s aren’t all boomers.

Kevin, Kyle, Mike or Matt.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 8:09 AM

Karen is a peak Boomer name. Its popularity (like that of Gary) evaporated almost instantly after a few years.

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by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 8:31 AM

R15 That picture of Brett K is priceless. Look at that anger and privilege mixed together in one seething moment. And now he sits on the Supreme Court.

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by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 8:35 AM

Oh lord. Here comes that Karen and her husband the Barron.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 8:38 AM

Mike or Michael. John, David, James, Bill, Richard, Jeff, Scott, Ken, Curtis, Rick....

by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 8:53 AM

R30 Thank you for not continuing with your list of common names. We get it. We get your point. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 8:56 AM

Mr. Karen. Karen’s husbands name is Mr. Karen.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 9:00 AM

R31 what else is this thread supposed to be?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 9:02 AM

R33 Something more clever than a tired list of common names for men...

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 9:08 AM

At least of Karen's daughters is named Madison. Or Katelynn/Caitlin/Kaitlen/Caytlen/some other horrifying spelling.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 9:19 AM

I don't know what his name is, but I do know that Karen keeps his balls in her purse.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 9:21 AM

R34 go for it, Mr. Entertainment.

We’ll wait...

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 9:23 AM

Michael. Solely because I know two male Karens named Michael, therefore it's a trend.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 9:37 AM

My cousin Karen's first husband was named Gary. This was in the late 60s.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 11:46 AM

[quote]Karen is a peak Boomer name.

Good point. Most Karens have cooled off by now and handed the baton to Gen X. It should really be Melissa or Amy or Jennifer.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 12:54 PM

Jennifer is a big Gen X name. Also, Heather.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 1:05 PM

[quote] Michael. Solely because I know two male Karens named Michael, therefore it's a trend.

Except Michael is a nice name. Gary is better, because it's a trashy name and it sucks.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 1:10 PM

Gary or Ron

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 1:13 PM

Gari with an "i". It is ambiguous therefore one does not know if it is a male or female. He has to have no balls to be married to Karen.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 1:17 PM

R43 Wins!

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by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 1:24 PM

The internet decided a long time ago that Karen's counterpart is Kevin.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 2:33 PM

My recent Fuck Buddy

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 4:24 PM

Kevin is a good one. Kevin or Kyle.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 4:42 PM

Anything that sounds like a lesser character in the Dungeon and Dragons universe, like Axel, Archer, Hunter, Skyler, Ryder, and so on.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 4:44 PM

My hubby's name is Greg. My kids are Aiden and Mikayla.

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by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 5:53 PM

OP, you do realise that opening a sentence with “So...” is the ultimate in KarenSpeak?

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 7:42 PM

Oh, you wish Karen could marry Buck...

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 8:51 PM

Kids are Jaden, Braden, and Aiden

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by Anonymousreply 56Last Saturday at 12:30 PM

Daughters are Baylee and Kaylee

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 12:41 PM

^^^No, daughters are Tiffany and Ashley. Granddaughters are Baylee and Kaylee.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 5:12 PM

Karen doesn't have granddaughters, she's too young. Susan is the Boomer version of Karen, and she's the grandmother.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 5:14 PM

Becky is a younger Karen, and Susan is their mentor.

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by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 5:15 PM

My grandson's name is Macin (pronounced Mason)

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 6:18 PM

My granddaughter is named Madisyn

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 6:27 PM

It WAS Warren, but she made him legally change it to Darren as a condition of marriage, to achieve the kute "Karen and Darren" or "Kar and Dar" rhyming effect she cherishes. Kids are Sharrenn, Mairen, and Baerrenn.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 6:30 PM

Male Karens are Kevin and Kyle.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Saturday at 6:31 PM

Keren’s husband’s name is Mike. If we’re going after Mother and her type, we’re going after Pence too.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Saturday at 6:59 PM

r65 Karen is not a political thing.

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by Anonymousreply 68Last Saturday at 7:34 PM

Karen’s mother’s name is Linda.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Saturday at 7:38 PM

I call them "the male karens". It pisses a lot of men off to be thought of as women. Even just a version of one

by Anonymousreply 70Last Saturday at 7:42 PM
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