So...what is Karen's husband's name?

Chad

Brad

Nah, her husband is definitely Josh

Gary. The kids are Jayden, Braeden (boys), and Kaedynn (girl).

There’s been an excessive amount of Karen threads the past 48 hours. Did you people just learn about the word?

Definitely Gary. Gary is the male Karen.

Dave is a very boomer name

Chris.

Your guesses are much better. "Earl" must have been Karen's uncle.

Hey, don't blame me. I divorced Karen after a year and a half of her non-stop bitching, and that was 35 years ago! She made me gay. Just ask Steve, my husband, or Dave, the poor man she looped into siring Jayden, Braeden and Kaedynn.

[quote]The kids are Jayden, Braeden (boys), and Kaedynn (girl).

R4 It's going to be hard to top those kids' names! And I love the spelling of KAEDYNN. (fingertips to lips - smooch)

Kyle

Mike!!!!

I think Bill works. I can't think of too many Bills that weren't middle-aged, milquetoast, average in every way and stereotypically male. I think of khaki pants with pleats, massive mono-colored golf shirts, and non-descript shoes, hair and glasses.

Bill Gates realness.

You can't use Chad - it's already been used for something very specific.

Brett.

Karen's husband has no name. He is simply DH.

Donald.

Think about it. Trump. Trump, Jr. Lemon. Duck. All the Donalds act like Karen.

Her husband's name is Nobalz

Karen is married to Brad and they have two lovely children: Connor and Cooper.

Dan!

KJ, a man so beaten down by his wife that he just sits at home watching sports, while she runs the lives of everyone in the house and constantly nags.

Anyone else getting bored of all these Karen threads? Talk about low-hanging fruit.

Karen's mother's name is Jean.

Earl? Gary? Karen’s aren’t all boomers.

Kevin, Kyle, Mike or Matt.

Karen is a peak Boomer name. Its popularity (like that of Gary) evaporated almost instantly after a few years.

Ray.

R15 That picture of Brett K is priceless. Look at that anger and privilege mixed together in one seething moment. And now he sits on the Supreme Court.

Kyle

Oh lord. Here comes that Karen and her husband the Barron.

Mike or Michael. John, David, James, Bill, Richard, Jeff, Scott, Ken, Curtis, Rick....

R30 Thank you for not continuing with your list of common names. We get it. We get your point. Thank you.

Mr. Karen. Karen’s husbands name is Mr. Karen.

R31 what else is this thread supposed to be?

R33 Something more clever than a tired list of common names for men...

At least of Karen's daughters is named Madison. Or Katelynn/Caitlin/Kaitlen/Caytlen/some other horrifying spelling.

I don't know what his name is, but I do know that Karen keeps his balls in her purse.

R34 go for it, Mr. Entertainment.

We’ll wait...

Michael. Solely because I know two male Karens named Michael, therefore it's a trend.

My cousin Karen's first husband was named Gary. This was in the late 60s.

[quote]Karen is a peak Boomer name.

Good point. Most Karens have cooled off by now and handed the baton to Gen X. It should really be Melissa or Amy or Jennifer.

Jennifer is a big Gen X name. Also, Heather.

[quote] Michael. Solely because I know two male Karens named Michael, therefore it's a trend.

Except Michael is a nice name. Gary is better, because it's a trashy name and it sucks.

Gary or Ron

Gari with an "i". It is ambiguous therefore one does not know if it is a male or female. He has to have no balls to be married to Karen.

R43 Wins!

The internet decided a long time ago that Karen's counterpart is Kevin.

My recent Fuck Buddy

Kevin is a good one. Kevin or Kyle.

Anything that sounds like a lesser character in the Dungeon and Dragons universe, like Axel, Archer, Hunter, Skyler, Ryder, and so on.

My hubby's name is Greg. My kids are Aiden and Mikayla.

Buck

Putz

OP, you do realise that opening a sentence with “So...” is the ultimate in KarenSpeak?

Oh, you wish Karen could marry Buck...

Kids are Jaden, Braden, and Aiden

Mark

Daughters are Baylee and Kaylee

^^^No, daughters are Tiffany and Ashley. Granddaughters are Baylee and Kaylee.

Karen doesn't have granddaughters, she's too young. Susan is the Boomer version of Karen, and she's the grandmother.

Becky is a younger Karen, and Susan is their mentor.

My grandson's name is Macin (pronounced Mason)

My granddaughter is named Madisyn

It WAS Warren, but she made him legally change it to Darren as a condition of marriage, to achieve the kute "Karen and Darren" or "Kar and Dar" rhyming effect she cherishes. Kids are Sharrenn, Mairen, and Baerrenn.

Male Karens are Kevin and Kyle.

Keren’s husband’s name is Mike. If we’re going after Mother and her type, we’re going after Pence too.

r65 Karen is not a political thing.

Darren

Craig

Karen’s mother’s name is Linda.

I call them "the male karens". It pisses a lot of men off to be thought of as women. Even just a version of one