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My name is Karen, and I'm sick of this shit!

I'm a nice person. Please stop associating me with psychos. Can't we call them Debbies or better yet, Susans? Every Debbie and Susan I know are bitches.

Any other name suggestions?

by Anonymousreply 75Last Saturday at 10:13 AM

Hi, I'm Karel Čapek. I wrote War with the Newts (1936) and invented the word robot in 1920. I wasn't handsome but I had a sensuous mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 1Last Friday at 5:22 AM

OP Karen wants to speak to Muriel now!

by Anonymousreply 2Last Friday at 5:25 AM

What happened to Becky?? I hate every single fucking Heather I have ever known in my life also.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Friday at 5:26 AM

Caitlyn

by Anonymousreply 4Last Friday at 5:26 AM

Susan is a pretty name, though.

Debbies are right cunts, though.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Friday at 5:27 AM

Karen, you can be Karen without being "a" Karen.

But since you wrote to complain, apparently you ARE a Karen, Karen.

And a cunt.

Which goes without saying.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Friday at 5:27 AM

Any replacement name needs to roll off the tongue, have a bit of a bitchy edge to it, and be a name that isn't common for younger women today. Suggestions: Debra? Sandra? Patricia?

by Anonymousreply 7Last Friday at 5:31 AM

Sorry, but Karen is perfect. Patricia and Sandra are not common enough. Karen is common enough that it perpetually offends women named Karen and those who know them. And that keeps people bitching about these women who are wreaking havoc on all Karens everywhere by being their awful selves.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Friday at 5:34 AM

How about Tanya, but spell it 'Townyya,' like they do at the trailer park?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Friday at 5:35 AM

K. C. KA KA. KA REN KA-REN! CUNT. See why it works?

by Anonymousreply 10Last Friday at 5:37 AM

Beckie is good for a fat young one.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Friday at 5:38 AM

That hard syllable K at the beginning is part of its charm.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Friday at 5:44 AM

Y’all goin to hell for dragging this woman. She asked nicely.

Karen, honey, your request is denied because unfortunately it is too perfect a descriptor to describe general bitchassery, but thank you for asking politely and acting with decency. Keep it up - at least people will describe you as Karen, but not THAT type of Karen. Being an exception to the rule sucks, been there plenty of times, but once you accept it - it gets better.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Friday at 5:48 AM

We’ll see you there, Love.

Save me a stool.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Friday at 5:49 AM

I'm here for you, Karen.

My mother is a Susan. And, yes, she is a fucking bitch.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Friday at 6:00 AM

I vote for Meryl.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Friday at 6:02 AM

We need a name for gay males who bitch about Karens and "fraus" all the time.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Friday at 6:04 AM

Gary

by Anonymousreply 18Last Friday at 6:07 AM

I've never met a "Leslie" who wasn't a complete twat.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Friday at 6:08 AM

I like the one who suggested Susan. And, that's not my name.

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by Anonymousreply 20Last Friday at 6:08 AM

I like the one who suggested Becky.

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by Anonymousreply 21Last Friday at 6:09 AM

Caren

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 6:12 AM

Carol could be the gay Karen. Remember when boys were named Carol?

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 6:14 AM

What about Sharon ?

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 6:16 AM

Karen has taken hold. It’s too late.

You can’t put the genie back in the bottle.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 6:18 AM

I heartily agree about the '50s and '60s Debbies.

Flat out, Grade A, top drawer, first order CUNTS -- the lot of them!

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 6:21 AM

All the Kirsty's and Kristy's I've ever known were cunts. Agree with poster upthread, it's that hard K is a significant component.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Friday at 6:22 AM

Those of us her long enough to know the Cheryl origin story know that:

1) She was a real person

2) She was the Kareniest Karen to ever Karen. Always asking for the “editor” (?) to remove posts and block people.

And

3) Her pussy stank

by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 6:25 AM

Karen is perfect, but Tanya would be good too. The bitchiest women I've ever met though are Shelleys. I've never met one that it isn't a real bitch.

I have a cousin named Karen, and she's anything but a "Karen." She takes the Karen thing in good humor most of the time, but she has two teens who have apparently discovered the meaning of Karen and every once in a while, they'll give her an eyeroll accompanied with a "sure, Karen," (with a heavy emphasis on the K).

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 6:26 AM

Sorry, none of the names suggested here even remotely hit the ear the way that Karen does.

Sorry, OP. Report this thread to Muriel and maybe you can get a 20% off coupon on your yearly subscription.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 6:26 AM

Carol Ann

by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 6:27 AM

Time to change your name, ladies. Karen is here to stay. Might I suggest Kiki? There aren’t too many Kikis out there who are cunts...except maybe Dunst.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 6:37 AM

Courtney’s are horrible and it’s an ugly name. Maybe someday when all the Karen’s pass into the next realm, Courtney can step in. It’s more a gen x name, whereas Karen is boomer. Debbie is boomer, too. I don’t know anyone under fifty named Debbie.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 6:50 AM

Tammy

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 6:51 AM

Sharons are typically good people r24

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 6:53 AM

Eat a dick, Karen

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 7:03 AM

Ya gotta love Dorcas!

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by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 7:07 AM

My neighbor is a KARIN (with an 'i') and she's the Karenest Karen EVER.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 7:10 AM

Frau is better, and I hope DLers continue using the term and not switch to the millennials' Karen craze.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 7:19 AM

[quote]Cheryl was the Kareniest Karen to ever Karen

Of course Cheryl was the kareniest Karen to ever karen since her first name is Karen. Not only does her pussy stink but she's one of the most plastic face that I ever had to encounter in my life.

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by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 7:48 AM

Should I call the manager, Karen?

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 7:56 AM

Just because of this, I'm changing my name to Karen. These memes are so stupid and corny.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 8:11 AM

How about Dorothy ? Every Dorothy I know is a fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 8:37 AM

I agree OP.

I nominate Roxane.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 8:42 AM

How about Barb? That name makes me think of fat, bitchy office fraus.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 8:45 AM

I'm also named Karen and I've had I up to here. It is mean and diserespectful. Their should be a law against using "Karen" this way on the internet. I have called my senater's office and both of my house of representatives to get them to make one.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 8:50 AM

Barb is definitely a Frau name!

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 8:50 AM

Tiffany is frauy as well

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 8:51 AM

I understand why so many Karens are upset. I'd hate my name to be muddied like that. I know of 3 fantastic, wonderful women named Karen.

But it's happened - not sure how to go back.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 8:58 AM

I work with a Debra who is a world class cunt, as well as being absolutely frautastic (she’s of the “Live, Laugh, Love” variety), but the BIGGEST, most venal cunt to pollute my life was a Susan.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 9:01 AM

I prefer DEE DEE

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 9:03 AM

Diane's are always cunts.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 9:05 AM

[QUOTE] Remember when boys were named Carol?

fuck yes, I couldn’t stand that shit.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 9:07 AM

I have a cousin and 3 friends all named Karen (spelled Karin, Karen, Karyn) and they are all sweet. I used to think it should be Becky, as for years without exception, every Becky I met was a horrible person, but over the last several years I've met a few who aren't. Melissa's and Mary-Ellen's lately are proving to be problematic. I guess we should take a pole - any paid DLer care to set it up?

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 9:13 AM

Joanne - A bitch on wheels, with the “managers number on speed dial.”

by Anonymousreply 55Last Friday at 9:17 AM

[quote]How about Barb? That name makes me think of fat, bitchy office fraus.

Screw you!

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by Anonymousreply 56Last Friday at 9:20 AM

THIS is Karen, the OP.

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by Anonymousreply 57Last Friday at 9:21 AM

[quote]My name is Karen, and I'm sick of this shit!

What name do you suggest, Mitzi?

by Anonymousreply 58Last Friday at 9:24 AM

There's a Debbie Downer and a Helpful Hannah. Otherwise either would've been good alternatives to Karen. Becky too.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Friday at 10:22 AM

59 replies and no one has said Cheryl???

by Anonymousreply 60Last Friday at 10:45 AM

I nominate Kim

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by Anonymousreply 61Last Friday at 10:49 AM

Joanne is a good Karen-like name. It sounds fat, midwestern, Frauey, conservative, and a can of Cool-Whip, the Pioneer Woman, and Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Friday at 10:54 AM

[quote] I'm also named Karen and I've had I up to here. Their should be a law against using "Karen" this way on the internet. I have called my senater's office and both of my house of representatives to get them to make one.

This whole thing is just one giant “oh dear,” Karen.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Friday at 11:06 AM

Meaghan would work

by Anonymousreply 64Last Friday at 11:06 AM

R2 It was in fact his brother Josef, that came up with the word robot, but Karel introduced it to the world in his novel.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Friday at 11:12 AM

As I mentioned on another thread, the millennial cunt version is the “Jodi.”

“The Jodi” is even better because it implies a profound trashiness and psycho quality you don’t get with “Karen.”

(Thanks, Jodi Arias!)

And Jodis are much more likely to be stay at home moms with 4 kids.

In short, a whiny, lazy, psycho millennial bitch is a “Jodi.”

by Anonymousreply 66Last Friday at 11:22 AM

r52=Mary Wilson

by Anonymousreply 67Last Friday at 11:32 AM

[quote] And Jodis are much more likely to be stay at home moms with 4 kids.

By four different fathers, all of whom have done time.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Friday at 11:34 AM

Jodie is not common enough. The reason Karen works is because it's so ubiquitous for white women from the boomer generation and it's a bland, crappy name. Everyone knows a Karen.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Friday at 1:16 PM

Stop abusing my name or I'll shoot!

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by Anonymousreply 70Last Friday at 2:35 PM

Karen is a Nordic name which makes its wholly inappropriate for this new meme. But most Americans are ignorant of the rest of the world so carry on with the stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Friday at 4:56 PM

Just think...in 20 years, the “Can I speak to a manager” cunts will all be named Madysin.

And the managers will all be Jaydens and Jacxxsons.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Friday at 6:02 PM

I know 7-8 totally skanky, dumb cunts named “Jodi.” It is VERY common.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Friday at 6:35 PM

R63, R46 here. Your post made me want to fess up. I was trying to be funny. To be honest, the first encounter I ever had with a "Karen" in my life was in Jr. High School. Her name was "Karen." So I've had it in for Karens ever since. So I love the idea of Karens calling their "senaters" to complain about people.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Friday at 7:00 PM

Luv ya, r74.

It’s a shame there’s no way to indicate tone of voice. I’ve had some great things that, if said out loud in a certain way would be hilarious, but after typing it out you realize people can’t tell what you mean and there’s no way to edit it so they will without spoiling it.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Saturday at 10:13 AM
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