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Trump no longer welcome in Michigan

THE Michigan Attorney General has said that Donald Trump is no longer welcome in the state after he did not wear a coronavirus mask in public.

"The president is like a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules... This is not a joke," Dana Nessel said during an interview on CNN. 🤣🤣🤣

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by Anonymousreply 4405/22/2020

Anyone who has his hair "done" and skin "tanned" (burned) every day is pathetically vain. He will never be photographed in a mask.

Besides, he tested negative just this morning, and takes Crokodiloquine as a preventative.

by Anonymousreply 105/21/2020

Maybe he stay with his good old friend Betsy. You know the one who hates public schools!

by Anonymousreply 205/21/2020

His make up will come off if he wears a mask. He’ll get white spots on his face & someone might get hold of it, photograph it and put it on SM (as well as getting his DNA). It will also mess up his Mary Trump Memorial Hairdo

by Anonymousreply 305/21/2020

I wish Nessel didn’t look like a mean, frazzled substitute teacher. She’s catnip to deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 405/21/2020

[quote]Dana Nessel

Any relation?

by Anonymousreply 505/21/2020

Putting aside the fact that he's afraid his orange foundation will be mussed by a mask, another reason Trump might be so reluctant to wear one is that his breathing is really, really bad. You know how he huffs and puffs through a speech and the non-stop sniffffling. I would imagine putting on a mask is like suffocating to someone whose nasal passages have been destroyed from decades of drug use.

by Anonymousreply 605/21/2020

He would have to smell his own breath R6 🤮

by Anonymousreply 705/21/2020

It’s pretty bad when the President is told he’s not welcome in a state.

by Anonymousreply 805/21/2020

Relax lady. He's gets a bleach enema every morning. He's clean.

by Anonymousreply 905/21/2020

The masks emphasize double chins ridiculously and he refuses to potentially expose his bald spot slash head scar from the botched scalp reduction surgery by trying to get the elastic straps over his ham head. It’s not about his clown makeup.

by Anonymousreply 1005/21/2020

TMZ posted this:

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by Anonymousreply 1105/21/2020

R11 HA. HA!

by Anonymousreply 1205/21/2020

Watch next the orange buffoon will be calling Michigan a rat infested ghetto or whatever he called Baltimore.

by Anonymousreply 1305/21/2020

Fucking ass whore ass bitch ass slut= Drumpf

by Anonymousreply 1405/21/2020

r1 One thing people don't mention is his use of Botox. His forehead is a sure sign.

by Anonymousreply 1505/21/2020

He sho' is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 1605/21/2020

Here's one for the history books.

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by Anonymousreply 1705/21/2020

This week's Approval Ratings for Michigan:

64% Approval for Governor Whitmer

43% Approval for Donald Trump

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by Anonymousreply 1805/21/2020

r18, she looks like the Mayor in a comic book movie.

by Anonymousreply 1905/22/2020

The ugly fucker actually looked ok/reasonably normal/acceptable for him in the TMZ image posted by r11.

by Anonymousreply 2005/22/2020

You can't sit with us!

by Anonymousreply 2105/22/2020

He's the damn president with the resources of a huge nation, plus has access to any type of gear that might be protective. If the baby doesn't want to mess up his make-up or his hair, if he thinks he should have his face exposed for the media, design a "special" lightweight plastic presidential head bubble for him. If he has trouble breathing, add a mini- O2 supply and non-rebreather circuit.

He can be a pretend COVID astronaut l

by Anonymousreply 2205/22/2020

Being banned from Michigan is a positive.

by Anonymousreply 2305/22/2020

Er, it’s a negative but that’s a positive. I think. Is that right?

by Anonymousreply 2405/22/2020

He has the stance of an ape. He hangs his arms down.

by Anonymousreply 2505/22/2020

He did wear a mask at first. They had video of him wearing it on the CBS morning news. He commented that maybe he looks better with it and it was one of his few honest comments (the less of him you can see, the better he looks!)

But he took it off halfway through the tour and nobody told him to put it back on. I suspect the poster above who thinks s mask makes it hard for him to breathe is probably right.

by Anonymousreply 2605/22/2020

Seriously, why doesn’t he just get a clear face shield? He can pretend he’s Darth Vader.

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2020

I’ve been kicked out of worse places.

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2020

I prefer the idea that he refuses to wear one because he can't tolerate the stench of his own noxious breath. He probably went through a dozen of them, claiming they all stink, making Ivanka sniff them before he'd put them on and finding, yet again, *this one stinks, too*. 3 different people told him that he was just smelling his own breath and he barked at them and sent them away, firing one. Finally, Ivanka broke through his addled brain and realized it was true, he was smelling his own breath, but he said "I don't buy it! There's something wrong with the material, probably made in 'Gina. I'm not wearing it."

by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2020

Good. California should do the same.

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2020


by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2020

I like how Noel Castler said he stands like a drunk centaur

by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2020

[quote] Seriously, why doesn’t he just get a clear face shield?

Because they have a strap that goes on your head. It woukd muss his hair. Seriously. Watch how he holds it up but won’t put it on

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by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020

I hope this photo is real

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by Anonymousreply 3405/22/2020

Dat ass

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by Anonymousreply 3505/22/2020

R11 - he looks like a fat mannequin in that photo. An obese dummy is appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 3605/22/2020

He is disgusting. In my opinion he is not really welcomed in most states. Trump is the most hated man in the world.

by Anonymousreply 3705/22/2020

He can not breath with the mask on, neither can is my heart. I hope that hydrochloriquin kills him.

by Anonymousreply 3805/22/2020

He’s welcome at the guest cottage anytime!

by Anonymousreply 3905/22/2020

Ban Pence too...fucking piece of shit.

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by Anonymousreply 4005/22/2020

[quote] He can not breath with the mask on,

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 4105/22/2020

r38=Kelly Osbourne

by Anonymousreply 4205/22/2020

Why does he pronounce it as 'Gina and not China?

by Anonymousreply 4305/22/2020

[quote]Why does he pronounce it as 'Gina and not China?

He's so used to saying it with a preceding "va" that can't say it any other way.

by Anonymousreply 4405/22/2020
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