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Trump no longer welcome in Michigan

THE Michigan Attorney General has said that Donald Trump is no longer welcome in the state after he did not wear a coronavirus mask in public.

"The president is like a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules... This is not a joke," Dana Nessel said during an interview on CNN. 🤣🤣🤣

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by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2020 7:55 AM

Anyone who has his hair "done" and skin "tanned" (burned) every day is pathetically vain. He will never be photographed in a mask.

Besides, he tested negative just this morning, and takes Crokodiloquine as a preventative.

by Anonymousreply 1May 21, 2020 11:44 PM

Maybe he stay with his good old friend Betsy. You know the one who hates public schools!

by Anonymousreply 2May 21, 2020 11:47 PM

His make up will come off if he wears a mask. He’ll get white spots on his face & someone might get hold of it, photograph it and put it on SM (as well as getting his DNA). It will also mess up his Mary Trump Memorial Hairdo

by Anonymousreply 3May 22, 2020 12:06 AM

I wish Nessel didn’t look like a mean, frazzled substitute teacher. She’s catnip to deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 4May 22, 2020 12:09 AM

[quote]Dana Nessel

Any relation?

by Anonymousreply 5May 22, 2020 12:16 AM

Putting aside the fact that he's afraid his orange foundation will be mussed by a mask, another reason Trump might be so reluctant to wear one is that his breathing is really, really bad. You know how he huffs and puffs through a speech and the non-stop sniffffling. I would imagine putting on a mask is like suffocating to someone whose nasal passages have been destroyed from decades of drug use.

by Anonymousreply 6May 22, 2020 12:24 AM

He would have to smell his own breath R6 🤮

by Anonymousreply 7May 22, 2020 12:29 AM

It’s pretty bad when the President is told he’s not welcome in a state.

by Anonymousreply 8May 22, 2020 12:59 AM

Relax lady. He's gets a bleach enema every morning. He's clean.

by Anonymousreply 9May 22, 2020 1:13 AM

The masks emphasize double chins ridiculously and he refuses to potentially expose his bald spot slash head scar from the botched scalp reduction surgery by trying to get the elastic straps over his ham head. It’s not about his clown makeup.

by Anonymousreply 10May 22, 2020 1:14 AM

TMZ posted this:

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by Anonymousreply 11May 22, 2020 2:06 AM

R11 HA. HA!

by Anonymousreply 12May 22, 2020 2:12 AM

Watch next the orange buffoon will be calling Michigan a rat infested ghetto or whatever he called Baltimore.

by Anonymousreply 13May 22, 2020 3:17 AM

Fucking ass whore ass bitch ass slut= Drumpf

by Anonymousreply 14May 22, 2020 3:19 AM

r1 One thing people don't mention is his use of Botox. His forehead is a sure sign.

by Anonymousreply 15May 22, 2020 3:25 AM

He sho' is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 16May 22, 2020 3:31 AM

Here's one for the history books.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 22, 2020 3:42 AM

This week's Approval Ratings for Michigan:

64% Approval for Governor Whitmer

43% Approval for Donald Trump

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by Anonymousreply 18May 22, 2020 7:31 AM

r18, she looks like the Mayor in a comic book movie.

by Anonymousreply 19May 22, 2020 9:10 AM

The ugly fucker actually looked ok/reasonably normal/acceptable for him in the TMZ image posted by r11.

by Anonymousreply 20May 22, 2020 9:30 AM

You can't sit with us!

by Anonymousreply 21May 22, 2020 10:10 AM

He's the damn president with the resources of a huge nation, plus has access to any type of gear that might be protective. If the baby doesn't want to mess up his make-up or his hair, if he thinks he should have his face exposed for the media, design a "special" lightweight plastic presidential head bubble for him. If he has trouble breathing, add a mini- O2 supply and non-rebreather circuit.

He can be a pretend COVID astronaut l

by Anonymousreply 22May 22, 2020 10:31 AM

Being banned from Michigan is a positive.

by Anonymousreply 23May 22, 2020 11:03 AM

Er, it’s a negative but that’s a positive. I think. Is that right?

by Anonymousreply 24May 22, 2020 11:12 AM

He has the stance of an ape. He hangs his arms down.

by Anonymousreply 25May 22, 2020 12:08 PM

He did wear a mask at first. They had video of him wearing it on the CBS morning news. He commented that maybe he looks better with it and it was one of his few honest comments (the less of him you can see, the better he looks!)

But he took it off halfway through the tour and nobody told him to put it back on. I suspect the poster above who thinks s mask makes it hard for him to breathe is probably right.

by Anonymousreply 26May 22, 2020 12:49 PM

Seriously, why doesn’t he just get a clear face shield? He can pretend he’s Darth Vader.

by Anonymousreply 27May 22, 2020 1:12 PM

I’ve been kicked out of worse places.

by Anonymousreply 28May 22, 2020 1:17 PM

I prefer the idea that he refuses to wear one because he can't tolerate the stench of his own noxious breath. He probably went through a dozen of them, claiming they all stink, making Ivanka sniff them before he'd put them on and finding, yet again, *this one stinks, too*. 3 different people told him that he was just smelling his own breath and he barked at them and sent them away, firing one. Finally, Ivanka broke through his addled brain and realized it was true, he was smelling his own breath, but he said "I don't buy it! There's something wrong with the material, probably made in 'Gina. I'm not wearing it."

by Anonymousreply 29May 22, 2020 1:23 PM

Good. California should do the same.

by Anonymousreply 30May 22, 2020 1:36 PM

Good.

by Anonymousreply 31May 22, 2020 1:42 PM

I like how Noel Castler said he stands like a drunk centaur

by Anonymousreply 32May 22, 2020 1:45 PM

[quote] Seriously, why doesn’t he just get a clear face shield?

Because they have a strap that goes on your head. It woukd muss his hair. Seriously. Watch how he holds it up but won’t put it on

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by Anonymousreply 33May 22, 2020 4:13 PM

I hope this photo is real

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by Anonymousreply 34May 22, 2020 4:13 PM

Dat ass

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by Anonymousreply 35May 22, 2020 4:16 PM

R11 - he looks like a fat mannequin in that photo. An obese dummy is appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 36May 22, 2020 4:22 PM

He is disgusting. In my opinion he is not really welcomed in most states. Trump is the most hated man in the world.

by Anonymousreply 37May 22, 2020 4:27 PM

He can not breath with the mask on, neither can I...it is my heart. I hope that hydrochloriquin kills him.

by Anonymousreply 38May 22, 2020 4:31 PM

He’s welcome at the guest cottage anytime!

by Anonymousreply 39May 22, 2020 5:47 PM

Ban Pence too...fucking piece of shit.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 22, 2020 6:20 PM

[quote] He can not breath with the mask on,

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 41May 22, 2020 6:55 PM

r38=Kelly Osbourne

by Anonymousreply 42May 22, 2020 8:08 PM

Why does he pronounce it as 'Gina and not China?

by Anonymousreply 43May 22, 2020 9:25 PM

[quote]Why does he pronounce it as 'Gina and not China?

He's so used to saying it with a preceding "va" that can't say it any other way.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2020 7:55 AM
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