Stars who've had so much plastic surgery that they resemble Mr. Sardonicus

Wayne Newton

Madonna.

He's dead but ol Kenny

Lara Flynn Boyle

George Hamilton. Wow, his visage is not one that I see that often... he has really overdone things. Definitely a member of the creep club.

Meg Ryan

Melanie Griffith

Axl Rose - too bad it didn't stick - see post below

Axl now

Simon Cowell

Tom( still doing pointless action movies at 60) Cruise.

Melanie Griffith is Mrs Sardonicus

Who are the trying to hide their age from? Themselves or us?

Nikki Cox

Nikki Cox looks like a blow-up doll

Michaela Romanini

I am beauty. Donatella Versace.

r16 features Dannii Minogue on the left. It's not one woman, left and right.

Honor.

Speaking of Melanie Griffith, I see Ray Liotta. So they could remake Something Wild.

What are you talking about, r19? She looked great there.

Dolly.

Meg Ryan was such a pretty woman, what she had done to her face is tragic.

Renee

I love Dolly Parton to pieces, but yeah she got WAY too much work done. She was a naturally beautiful woman

[Quote] What are you talking about, [R19]? She looked great there

Well, I think Mr. Sardonicus looks quite fetching.

R24 but what exactly did she have done? She does look different, but I can't figure it out. Same with R23 - just looks like she has lots of bad makeup on!

Val Kilmer

Mickey Rourke

Don't I look great for 39?

r24 is clearly and eye job. It makes the distance between the eye and the temple greater, so that the person's eyes look closer together than before.

*an eyejob

Jared and Ivanka.

r23 is a bad comparison photo. The left pic is so blown out in terms of lighting and resolution, you can't compare.

Sylvester Stallone- who now looks like a MUMMIFIED TURD.

Gif legend Gretchen.

r33 there are tons of Meg Ryan before/after photo comparisons online, she's had AWFUL work done.

Nicole Kidman. Needs to stop.

R36- She doesn't look so good on the left either.

r37 I almost didn't recognize her. Did she get even more work done? Bitch needs to STOP.

Jared Kushner before and after

Wow, Kidman looks awful at r37. She needs to step away from the fillers, her cheeks look so weird and puffy

Kidman looks like she could play that doctor who killed himself in the wake of Martin Short spoofing him.

Donatella V. There are zillions of photos of her online. Someone please post one here, as I don't know how to do that.

Ryan Philippe is getting into some dangerous territory. His head is starting to look like a balloon with Ryan Philippe's face drawn onto it.

Keanu.

Try to find some pics of Loretta Swit....

How could you little homosexual boys forget about ME?!!!

Barry Manilow

I don't think plastic surgery has been perfected yet. I'd rather look my age than a circus freak.

Bradley Cooper is getting there

Travolta

They hate psychiatrists but they love plastic surgeons. Kristie Alley.

Bradley could totally play Barry.

What a horror :.(

Has he had a little work done?

90s.

Legendary Motown singer Smokey Robinson.

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Phil.

Nic Cage

Walter Mercado.

He was a nice looking guy

Rap performer L'il Kim.

Zac.

r63, this is this year's Kim. What's bizarre is that even with a nose job or ten, she still contours her nose:

This is definitely not biodegradable

Some ginger.

Daryl Hannah

Oh, Mickey, you're so----never mind.

I don't know how she got control of all Neil Young's money with that mug, R68, but she did it. Must suck the chrome off a bumper.

"Stars" is a very loose term...

Before and After.

R61 I think Walter and Trump are the same person... I mean, have you ever seen them in a room together?

“Y que reciban de mi, paz, mucha paz, pero sobre todo, mucho, mucho amor..."

The classic example... Ms Joan Van Ark

r55, I think Michael Jackson looks great in that photo!

R55 actually made my dick three sizes too small.

Who are those twins?! They look like werewolves stuck in mid-transformation.

We haven't been mentioned yet!

The Queen, er, The King, or whatever, of hatchet job plastic surgery

Richard Grieco floored me . he was scorching hot back when . I bet he's have been a handsome older man had he not carved his face up. Yall leave Miss Mercado alone ! My beloved Cuban grandma adored him, as did every old hispanic woman across the world .I used to watch him with her and just giggle over his outfits .

Check out Nancy Pelosi's nose. It is a version of Michael Jackson's. Or vice versa.

R78, I didn't recognize them. It took me about 30 seconds of "wait.. who is that?"

Miss Trey Gowdy

Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the House. She can have whatever nose she wants.

We're talking useless celebrities and various other entertainment whores.

Speaking of which:

Surprise, I'm White!

Even though I hate white people!

Oh, look, here's the Republicans who think Beyonce "hates white people"

r74 that's actually a not-too-bad photo of Joan Van Ark, amazingly. This one is much scarier.

It's sad looking at these photos, because most of these people were very attractive before they fucked up their faces. Priscilla Presley and Nicole Kidman were gorgeous.

Share your thoughts, r88: too sad. Yet can’t help poring over these wax melt, viewed in a spoon images.

It's sad r89 but it's also like looking at a freak show, you can't look away.

I never thought Zac Efron could be ugly— until I saw the pic in R64

Helen Hunt! Dear God, I tried to watch World On Fire but I had to stop because she now looks like a mixture of a burn victim and Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask. It completely distracted me from the story.

Yikes.

R64 If the right is the after, I think he looks better... the overly roidy look on the left does not do favors to anyone's face

I'm just not understanding. With all the funds they have. Why such a awful plastic surgery?

R95 What R49 said is true. Plastic surgery has not yet been perfected.

No surgeon can guarantee the results.

Teri Hatcher is on her way there.

How about Mrs. Sardonicus?

For the longest time Lynda Carter was a great example of how to do the plastic surgery right. Just a little thing here and there and nothing too drastic and too obvious.

As a counterbalance, presenting Mrs Paul McCartney (or even Lady McCartney) - Nancy Shevell. At the time of their marriage even serious non beauty blogging journalists were enquiring about who could be responsible for her work. Now aged 60, she’s still looking great.

Lynda Carter looks amazing. She's almost 70. Everybody should go to her surgeon.

R97 Teri Hatcher just looks older... I'm not seeing anything caused by plastic surgery. Plus that's a bad pic, she usually looks fresher than that and still like herself.

Kim Novak!!

What procedure causes those deep horizontal lines on her cheeks? It's TERRIFYING.

R97, honey, you're delusional. Teri Hatcher looks awful.

Imagine if she had let herself age gracefully.

[Quote] Imagine if she had let herself age gracefully.

No need to imagine.

Late 1970s/early 1980s, I'd guess.

Miss Congeniality

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Oof. Kim.

Not really a "star," but Botched's Terry Dubrow:

Which is the botched pic?

Judge Judy's eye lids are so tight, her eyes don't move at the same time. The left eye is always the clue.

r112 left is how he looks normal. Right is after all the surgery.

It's much of a muchness, tbh.

I actually gasped at the pics in the post of R16. Holy fucking fuck.

I'm sure I'll see more.

Over 40 in Hollywood must be terrible. But I guess these people go under the knife because they honestly believe they look better younger and will get roles. Then they repeat it after few years and again... What will they think when they watch the mirror first time in the morning? A young vibrant actor?

[Quote] I actually gasped at the pics in the post of [R16]. Holy fucking fuck.

Those are two different women. The woman on the left is Dannii Minogue.

Jesus, that explains it. I thought I was seeing things. Thanks, R118.

Courteney Cox. Joan Van Ark. Rupert Everett. Johnny Mathis.

I understand that they want to look younger or refreshed. I do not understand why they all get such terrible surgery. It's always the over-plumped cheeks that look ridiculous. Horrible trout mouth. Eyes pulled too tightly. Do they all go to the same bad surgeon?

And they have to see what others look like, awful, so why go get the same thing yourself?

Jane Fonda at one point was an example of good work. You could tell she was refreshed, but it looked pretty natural. I don't understand why everyone isn't at *her* surgeon.

Erika Slezak had the best work. Seeing her on the "Soaps" program last week, she hasn't been refreshed since retiring.

Martha Stewart has also had excellent work done r121

This woman is two years away from 80!!

R122, I agree- She had her work done around 1999 and it served her well- She now looks her age, but her face looks GOOD- and definitely that work helped.

Lucci looks fucking AMAZING, considering she is the same age as Erika. She looks 20 years younger than Erika..

This whole thread looks like a bad wax museum.

I hate the Kardashians and they have all had massive amounts of surgery but they all look better for it. Yes they don't look like their original selves but they don't look horrible like most of the people posted here.

Priscilla Presley

R16 is one of the OLDEST, hoariest and played-out memes on the Internet. Are you all BRAIN DEAD? Have you been living under rocks?

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R129 Oh shit, I thought that was Carrot Top, they could be twins!!

R128, calm down. I don't even know who the bitch is.

Olivia Munn

Tom Cruise looks great! He's got great work done.

Nobody mentioned Cher?!

(R133) Tom Cruise looks great? Are you kidding me? If he has any more work done he's going to look like Wayne Newton. His face looks so bloated now. When I was watching the last Mission Impossible, it was creeping me out.

Morgan Fairchild

Hunter Thylo

I haven't really followed Morgan Fairshild's career R136, but I saw her on DOOL last year and her face barely moved at all.

Michael Jackson's sisters...

She's looks like the grandma version of a Bratz doll

Bonjour!

Julianna Marguiles

The Koreans are the masters of facial plastic surgery. They are renowned for getting the proportions right. They also have perfected shaving chin bones and nose jobs. If I had the money like these people do I wouldn't get surgery done in America. Too much reliance on fillers in the US

yes, fillers make everyone look puffy and waxy. just get a facelift.

They all should have gone to Fonda's surgeon(s).

Dyan Cannon. Just saw her on the Natalie Wood doc.

And actually at some point (maybe 10/15 years ago) Mia Farrow gave herself that puffy look as well. She was aging nicely until then.

Dyan Cannon's plastic surgery reminds me or whatever Faye Dunaway has had done. They both resemble chimpanzees now.

I think Julianna Marguiles looks gorgeous

Yeah, I don't think Margulies looks bad at all

I feel like 1/2 of Joan Van Ark's problem is always her makeup - She has no lips, and they always paint her with weird 70s whore makeup

R149, and her lips are skin colored- which is so weird. They are not pink/red- They are beige.

R146 and it’s not a recent thing at all. She looked freakish back when she was on Ally McBeal — and evening before that.

That picture of Helen Hunt at R93 reminds me of Fire Marshall Bill that Jim Carrey used to play on In Living Color.

They all look smooth.

You're right, R151!

How do these people ask for procedures from their plastic surgeons? "Make me look like an ape, please!"

R154 Okay, I guess I should correct myself... we ARE apes. So she already looks like an ape, so perhaps the question posed to the plastic surgeon should be: "Make me look like a chimpanzee, doctor!"

Goldie Hawn, from the "What Happened to Goldie Hawn?" thread.

That's "Tan Mom," you dolt.

That's "Tan Mom" R156, not Goldie Hawn

....

Jennifer Westfeldt. This is what happens to you when your with a asshole for 18 years.

R158 close enough

That looks like Tatum O'Neal R160?

Have you ever seen a photo of Goldie and Tan Mom together?

I, myself, have not.

Old Hollywood had plenty of plastic surgery but people even though you can see they have their skin pulled they didn't look like grotesque freaks. Thinking of Merle Oberon, Lansbury, Katherine Hepburn, John Wayne and even Dietrich didn't look this bad.

Whoever did this to Melissa Gilbert should be prosecuted:

Odo!

R4 Good God, what the hell happened?

R9 Is that really him? He looks like shit

Lily Tomlin

[quote]Thinking of Merle Oberon, Lansbury, Katherine Hepburn, John Wayne and even Dietrich didn't look this bad.

I don't think Dietrich had plastic surgery, I remember her daughter describing how she inserted pins attached to rubber bands and pulled the face up, then put a wig over it all. Lucille Ball never had a face lift either, she started pulling it back with tape sometime after I Love Lucy.

Kim Novak was playing a woman near death in Liebestraum btw.

I've been told that Bacall did the same thing about pulling the skin with tape so when she said she never had plastic surgery she was probably telling the truth. Streisand is looking pretty freakish and it looks like she's even finally had some work done on her nose. Julie Andrews looks like she's wearing a Julie Andrews' Halloween mask.

Kenneth Copeland - 83

Merle Oberon has some obvious-looking plastic surgery when she got older. So did Hedy Lamarr.

r54 the pic doesn't show up. The posters here have given some great examples btw

Burt Reynolds RIP

Lee Grant.

I read in her autobiography how she had her first face lift at 29 (!). She was resuming her career after having been blacklisted and thought she needed a face lift to compete with younger actresses for parts. Maybe she should have stopped after that one.

More Lee

Liza Minnelli

I love Lee Grant and she always had those great cheekbones. And the work she had done earlier in her career was STELLAR work. She always looked 10 years younger.

However- this surgery from the last 10 years.

Holy fuckballs! I think she had some HUGE permanent cheek implants that fucked up her entire face.

I don't even know if she had her eyes done like one would think. I think those cheek implants fucked her entire face up. Its why the eyes look so weird too...

Still love her and so glad to see her kicking and in good mental health!

Vladimir Putin's face is starting to resemble a plastic vagina.

I don’t think Martha Stewart has had much done. I think she’s also someone who tapes her face up.

If I’m wrong, she really got her money’s worth, no matter how much she paid the surgeon.

A lot of them seem to have lip injections and I don't think it helps.

R175 that pic shows for me - poor Barry Manilow

[quote]I feel like 1/2 of Joan Van Ark's problem is always her makeup - She has no lips, and they always paint her with weird 70s whore makeup

Exactly - it's just "bad make-up"

I'm a natural beauty - untouched by the surgeon's knife...

That's not a particularly good picture of Jane Fonda upthread

She's almost 83 and she looks amazing

Sometimes, the problem is just age.

I’m turning 60 this year and starting to look like my late grandmother, oy!

R185 but her features don't really look different - just that weird pale makeup, and orange sharpie eyeliner!

I think Jane Fonda looks relatively ok but still like she's had work done, and frankly when you're 83 why do you need to still look young? I mean if you look at old movies with Ethel Barrymore, let's say. Wasn't she beautiful? As an older woman? Or Lillian Gish? What's so bad about looking old if you're old? It's the stages of life.

Lee Grant went from Pretty to grotesque. Do these women get upper lip implants to disguise the wrinkles above their lips?

Post surgery Jane Fonda looks like post surgery Carol Burnett.

I read an article where women from LA and New York were shown the same pictures of women who had had plastic surgery, implants, etc. The women from NYC said the women in the pictures looked grotesque, the women from LA said they looked great.

Fillers and lip implants never look natural

r189, I do agree with you. Jane Alexander is an example of a beautiful older woman. But it helps to have amazing bone structure and a full head of gorgeous white hair:

r189, I do agree with you. Jane Alexander is an example of a beautiful older woman. But it helps to have amazing bone structure and a full head of gorgeous white hair:

[quote]Jared Kushner before and after

I dunno, both of those pictures look more like "during" to me r40.

Jane Alexander looks great

Jane Alexander looks lovely.

Jane Alexander has had wonderful work done. She looks fantastic.

Does bleaching count as surgery?

Jane Alexander looks fine, but she's not some age defying creature, whom DLers hope to emulate.

Some of you are confusing simple before-after aging pics with "bad plastic surgery".

Don't be silly R200!

r201. She's EIGHTY. Show me a natural looking 80 year old that is still beautiful.

I never said Alexander wasn't beautiful. I said she looks fine. The photo a few replies above was unrepresentative. Honor Blackman was still beautiful and natural looking aged 80.

Ethel Barrymore was a beautiful young woman on the stage and she just let herself get old like most of the people of her generation. They didn't have a choice. I wonder if they were torn apart by it or if they just accepted it. Another great Edwardian beauty was Gladys Cooper who started playing older seemingly without any problem. Though I read an anecdote where she was walking on the street and a passerby wished her a happy 84th birthday. She said, 'I could have killed him!'

Gladys Cooper was deaf in her older years. I doubt she would have heard such a birthday wish.

Jane Alexander has always been plain at best. Nothing’s changed. She looks like a dignified older woman.

Incidentally, it’s much easier for women to age are aren’t pretty to begin with. Generally the most beautiful ones are the ones who fuck yo their faces the most.

Fuck yo

R206 Their generation wasn't torn apart by looking older, probably. There wasn't the youth culture like there is today, where everyone's mom tries to look some vague age like Jennifer Aniston and they wear their hair long like kids.

r210, there are plenty of older women who had bad plastic surgery. Kim Novak being one of them.

R211 Ethel Barrymore and Kim Novak weren't of the same generation.

No, but she's still old

Back years ago there wasn't an alternative to aging.

[214] Imagine

Is it just me or does it look like Lana has had an eyelift?

Younger pic for comparison.