Has Anyone Ever Hired A Nude Cleaner?

why is that photo captioned- hot guy, small dick? His dick is not small.

Naked maids have been a thing for more than 20 years. In most cases, you pay and they clean. End of story. Some guys get off on the fetish of naked/dressed together. Some just want to ogle a naked guy. Very, very few, I suspect, are just looking to get the house cleaned.

There's a nude barber nearby. I wonder if I should go there.

Do you have sex with them?

Back in the 1980s, I had a barber who worked naked. He was a muscled and hairy and Italian and beautiful. And naked. Did I mention naked? I will never forget his pecs bouncing as he snipped away with his scissors.

I prefer to clean my own nudes, thank you.

I'd be worried about him splashing bleach or some other cleaning product on his man bits.

Even stupider than paying strippers. If I’m paying someone to be naked for me, it’s going to be for sex.

Don't have him do the ironing!

At least this one put on rubber for protection.

When my housekeeper comes, I hide in my bedroom until she's done with the rest of the place, then she does my bedroom/bathroom last and i hang out on the couch in the living room. I can't imagine sitting and watching someone when they're trying to clean.

There's one in Portland, OR called Cub Cleaners

[quote] Q: Is all the cleaning clothing optional? [quote] A: He’s there to clean, so what he wears—or doesn't wear—is up to you. He’ll happily wear clothes, underwear, or a jock or work in his birthday suit. When you set up an appointment online, you specify his attire. [quote] Note: Your Cub cannot clean in his underwear or nude when someone under the age of 18 is at home. Also, he cannot work outside in public view in underwear or less.

Personally I get very stressed when someone is cleaning my apartment. No way could I watch them. It's not that I worry about breakage (my stuff isn't valuable), it's just that if I can be home, I can do it myself. At the current time my building doesn't allow any visitors above the lobby, but when they do, if I'm still working remotely, I'll head to a Starbucks or park bench while my cleaning woman does her job.

“Honey, the housecleaner is coming!”

R12 - these are the cubs I get to see nude?

No thanks!

There's even a song about it.

[quote]Back in the 1980s, I had a barber who worked naked. He was a muscled and hairy and Italian and beautiful. And naked. Did I mention naked? I will never forget his pecs bouncing as he snipped away with his scissors.

Nothing about his big thick uncut cock laying on top of two lemon sized balls, all of nestled in bird's nest of pubes that would press into your arm as he stood there and cut your hair, while singing opera?

No, but I caught a landscaper peeing on my lawn once. Does that count?

Shame on him. That kills the grass. ^

Those fat ass cubs probably take all day to clean the house. Soooo many snack breaks.