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I’ll start
Be Cumming
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 22, 2020 10:11 PM |
Be Balkan: How I Survived Orange Urangutan and Laughed. Similar to "How I Survived Communism and Laughed" by a Serbian author.
Melania is a tough, repulsive and fabulous all in one. No subtle shade of gray in the Balkans.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 20, 2020 9:31 PM |
I No Melanie: My Life As Vairst Letty.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 20, 2020 9:48 PM |
It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Meliana.
It'll be called 'Becoming Best'.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 20, 2020 10:30 PM |
The Hole Truth
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 20, 2020 10:37 PM |
First Pretty First Lady
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 20, 2020 10:39 PM |
Great Tits Can Take You Far!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 20, 2020 10:39 PM |
“A Tale Of Two Melanias”
It was best of times, it was worse of times....
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 20, 2020 10:43 PM |
Bullied by da Werld
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 20, 2020 10:44 PM |
Be Bested.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 20, 2020 10:46 PM |
Be Best Breasted
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 20, 2020 10:58 PM |
"It Really Does Look Like a Mushroom"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 20, 2020 11:00 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 20, 2020 11:01 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 20, 2020 11:14 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 20, 2020 11:14 PM |
My Trun.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 20, 2020 11:18 PM |
If my pussy could talk...
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 20, 2020 11:20 PM |
Anal Fisting in The White House and How to change your Husband’s Diapers Without Vomiting
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 20, 2020 11:22 PM |
My Life vit Putin
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 20, 2020 11:22 PM |
Skank: the True Story of a Slovenian Whore Who Made It Bigly
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 20, 2020 11:25 PM |
The Art of Swatting Tiny Orange Hands Away
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 20, 2020 11:28 PM |
How to catch a old billionaire*
*And then avoid him gracefully.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 20, 2020 11:32 PM |
Dealing With Retarded Step-Children
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 20, 2020 11:34 PM |
What to Do When Your Husband's Mistress is His Daughter
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 20, 2020 11:43 PM |
He left me for Miss Lindzey and made me Happy.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 20, 2020 11:47 PM |
[quote]It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Melania.
Or, more precisely, it'll have this Photoshopped in place of Michelle's head in her [italic]Becoming[/italic] cover portait.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 20, 2020 11:48 PM |
It’s Extra for Kissing
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 20, 2020 11:52 PM |
I Just Wanted a Free Dinner
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 20, 2020 11:55 PM |
Imma a kunt
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 20, 2020 11:56 PM |
*Insert Michelle Obama Memoir Title Here*
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 20, 2020 11:57 PM |
Bester and Prettier than Eleanor Roosevelt
By Melania Knauss Trump
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 21, 2020 12:08 AM |
Leave the Cash on the Dresser:
Hard lessons on the rocky road on my way to the White House.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 21, 2020 12:13 AM |
I Miss Being Fucked By Everyone
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 21, 2020 12:18 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 21, 2020 12:59 AM |
Notes From An Old Estonian Whore
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 21, 2020 1:01 AM |
Meat Flaps: Making Money With Your Pussy
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 21, 2020 1:07 AM |
Forget that. I'm waiting for the tell-all books from the Secret Service and the White House civil service staff.
Then the tell-all book from Melanoma's side piece. You know it's coming once she's rid of him.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 21, 2020 1:08 AM |
Melania is probably an aspie and a lezzie.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 21, 2020 1:19 AM |
White House, Whore House: Life of Fancy Lady in House
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 21, 2020 1:45 AM |
Don't forget about Barron's autobiography, My Life in Gilded Cage: the Barron Trump Story.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 21, 2020 1:47 AM |
White House, Tan Whore
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 21, 2020 2:55 AM |
Surprise Anal in The Lincoln Bedroom
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 21, 2020 2:56 AM |
Melania Got Fingered
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 22, 2020 10:00 PM |
Melania: A Tale of Two Kidneys
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 22, 2020 10:05 PM |
Ju$tify My Love
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 22, 2020 10:09 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 22, 2020 10:11 PM |
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