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Let’s title the inevitable forthcoming Melania Trump autobiography!

I’ll start

Be Cumming

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 2:11 PM

Be Balkan: How I Survived Orange Urangutan and Laughed. Similar to "How I Survived Communism and Laughed" by a Serbian author.

Melania is a tough, repulsive and fabulous all in one. No subtle shade of gray in the Balkans.

by Anonymousreply 105/20/2020

I No Melanie: My Life As Vairst Letty.

by Anonymousreply 205/20/2020

It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Meliana.

It'll be called 'Becoming Best'.

by Anonymousreply 305/20/2020

The Hole Truth

by Anonymousreply 405/20/2020

First Pretty First Lady

by Anonymousreply 505/20/2020

Great Tits Can Take You Far!

by Anonymousreply 605/20/2020

“A Tale Of Two Melanias”

It was best of times, it was worse of times....

by Anonymousreply 705/20/2020

Bullied by da Werld

by Anonymousreply 805/20/2020

Be Bested.

by Anonymousreply 905/20/2020

Be Best Breasted

by Anonymousreply 1005/20/2020

"It Really Does Look Like a Mushroom"

by Anonymousreply 1105/20/2020

How to Get Orange Streaks Off Sheets

by Anonymousreply 1205/20/2020

Pee in Me!

by Anonymousreply 1305/20/2020

“I Reeeeally Don’t Care (Mother Fucker), Do You?”

by Anonymousreply 1405/20/2020

My Trun.

by Anonymousreply 1505/20/2020

If my pussy could talk...

by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2020

Anal Fisting in The White House and How to change your Husband’s Diapers Without Vomiting

by Anonymousreply 1705/20/2020

My Life vit Putin

by Anonymousreply 1805/20/2020

Skank: the True Story of a Slovenian Whore Who Made It Bigly

by Anonymousreply 1905/20/2020

The Art of Swatting Tiny Orange Hands Away

by Anonymousreply 2005/20/2020

How to catch a old billionaire*

*And then avoid him gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 2105/20/2020

Dealing With Retarded Step-Children

by Anonymousreply 2205/20/2020

What to Do When Your Husband's Mistress is His Daughter

by Anonymousreply 2305/20/2020

He left me for Miss Lindzey and made me Happy.

by Anonymousreply 2405/20/2020

[quote]It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Melania.

Or, more precisely, it'll have this Photoshopped in place of Michelle's head in her [italic]Becoming[/italic] cover portait.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2505/20/2020

It’s Extra for Kissing

by Anonymousreply 2605/20/2020

I Just Wanted a Free Dinner

by Anonymousreply 2705/20/2020

Imma a kunt

by Anonymousreply 2805/20/2020

*Insert Michelle Obama Memoir Title Here*

by Anonymousreply 2905/20/2020

My Brestisiz Iz Krukit unt Unheppy

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 3005/20/2020

Bester and Prettier than Eleanor Roosevelt

By Melania Knauss Trump

by Anonymousreply 3105/20/2020

Leave the Cash on the Dresser:

Hard lessons on the rocky road on my way to the White House.

by Anonymousreply 3205/20/2020

I Miss Being Fucked By Everyone

by Anonymousreply 3305/20/2020

CUNT!

by Anonymousreply 3405/20/2020

Notes From An Old Estonian Whore

by Anonymousreply 3505/20/2020

Meat Flaps: Making Money With Your Pussy

by Anonymousreply 3605/20/2020

Forget that. I'm waiting for the tell-all books from the Secret Service and the White House civil service staff.

Then the tell-all book from Melanoma's side piece. You know it's coming once she's rid of him.

by Anonymousreply 3705/20/2020

Melania is probably an aspie and a lezzie.

by Anonymousreply 3805/20/2020

White House, Whore House: Life of Fancy Lady in House

by Anonymousreply 3905/20/2020

Don't forget about Barron's autobiography, My Life in Gilded Cage: the Barron Trump Story.

by Anonymousreply 4005/20/2020

White House, Tan Whore

by Anonymousreply 4105/20/2020

Surprise Anal in The Lincoln Bedroom

by Anonymousreply 4205/20/2020

Melania Got Fingered

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 2:00 PM

Melania: A Tale of Two Kidneys

by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 2:05 PM

Ju$tify My Love

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 2:09 PM

Eetz Juss Boyz Tok

by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 2:11 PM
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