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|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Friday at 2:11 PM|
Be Balkan: How I Survived Orange Urangutan and Laughed. Similar to "How I Survived Communism and Laughed" by a Serbian author.
Melania is a tough, repulsive and fabulous all in one. No subtle shade of gray in the Balkans.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||05/20/2020|
I No Melanie: My Life As Vairst Letty.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||05/20/2020|
It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Meliana.
It'll be called 'Becoming Best'.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||05/20/2020|
The Hole Truth
|by Anonymous||reply 4||05/20/2020|
First Pretty First Lady
|by Anonymous||reply 5||05/20/2020|
Great Tits Can Take You Far!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||05/20/2020|
“A Tale Of Two Melanias”
It was best of times, it was worse of times....
|by Anonymous||reply 7||05/20/2020|
Bullied by da Werld
|by Anonymous||reply 8||05/20/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||05/20/2020|
Be Best Breasted
|by Anonymous||reply 10||05/20/2020|
"It Really Does Look Like a Mushroom"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||05/20/2020|
How to Get Orange Streaks Off Sheets
|by Anonymous||reply 12||05/20/2020|
Pee in Me!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||05/20/2020|
“I Reeeeally Don’t Care (Mother Fucker), Do You?”
|by Anonymous||reply 14||05/20/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 15||05/20/2020|
If my pussy could talk...
|by Anonymous||reply 16||05/20/2020|
Anal Fisting in The White House and How to change your Husband’s Diapers Without Vomiting
|by Anonymous||reply 17||05/20/2020|
My Life vit Putin
|by Anonymous||reply 18||05/20/2020|
Skank: the True Story of a Slovenian Whore Who Made It Bigly
|by Anonymous||reply 19||05/20/2020|
The Art of Swatting Tiny Orange Hands Away
|by Anonymous||reply 20||05/20/2020|
How to catch a old billionaire*
*And then avoid him gracefully.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||05/20/2020|
Dealing With Retarded Step-Children
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/20/2020|
What to Do When Your Husband's Mistress is His Daughter
|by Anonymous||reply 23||05/20/2020|
He left me for Miss Lindzey and made me Happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||05/20/2020|
[quote]It'll just be a reprint of Michelle Obama's book with a new cover featuring glamour queen Melania.
Or, more precisely, it'll have this Photoshopped in place of Michelle's head in her [italic]Becoming[/italic] cover portait.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||05/20/2020|
It’s Extra for Kissing
|by Anonymous||reply 26||05/20/2020|
I Just Wanted a Free Dinner
|by Anonymous||reply 27||05/20/2020|
Imma a kunt
|by Anonymous||reply 28||05/20/2020|
*Insert Michelle Obama Memoir Title Here*
|by Anonymous||reply 29||05/20/2020|
My Brestisiz Iz Krukit unt Unheppy
|by Anonymous||reply 30||05/20/2020|
Bester and Prettier than Eleanor Roosevelt
By Melania Knauss Trump
|by Anonymous||reply 31||05/20/2020|
Leave the Cash on the Dresser:
Hard lessons on the rocky road on my way to the White House.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||05/20/2020|
I Miss Being Fucked By Everyone
|by Anonymous||reply 33||05/20/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||05/20/2020|
Notes From An Old Estonian Whore
|by Anonymous||reply 35||05/20/2020|
Meat Flaps: Making Money With Your Pussy
|by Anonymous||reply 36||05/20/2020|
Forget that. I'm waiting for the tell-all books from the Secret Service and the White House civil service staff.
Then the tell-all book from Melanoma's side piece. You know it's coming once she's rid of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||05/20/2020|
Melania is probably an aspie and a lezzie.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/20/2020|
White House, Whore House: Life of Fancy Lady in House
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/20/2020|
Don't forget about Barron's autobiography, My Life in Gilded Cage: the Barron Trump Story.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/20/2020|
White House, Tan Whore
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/20/2020|
Surprise Anal in The Lincoln Bedroom
|by Anonymous||reply 42||05/20/2020|
Melania Got Fingered
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Friday at 2:00 PM|
Melania: A Tale of Two Kidneys
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Friday at 2:05 PM|
Ju$tify My Love
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Friday at 2:09 PM|
Eetz Juss Boyz Tok
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