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What are you doing for Memorial Day?

Nothing? Staying inside, like you did for the past two months?

Yeah. Me too.

Thanks, fucking CHINA!

by Anonymousreply 51Last Monday at 7:57 PM

Reliving past memories of good times.

by Anonymousreply 105/20/2020

That sounds positively boring, R1.

Haven't you been doing that since March?

It gets old after a while.

by Anonymousreply 205/20/2020

Memories are all I have, r2.

by Anonymousreply 305/20/2020

Restrictions have been eased in my neck of the woods, so I've actually invited my cousin and her husband over for a cookout. We'll position our lawn chairs far apart from each other and talk and eat hamburgers.

by Anonymousreply 405/20/2020

Furiously dildoing my ass until I prolapse

by Anonymousreply 505/20/2020

R5: Thanks for the chuckle. Me, no plans thus far. I will remember both my grandfathers last of the great generation. My mom too - she's been gone for decades. My dad died in 2015 and all I could say about him was good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 605/20/2020

stupid holiday, Never had done anything am possible doing nothing again

by Anonymousreply 705/20/2020

Kudos for knowing your American holidays, OP. Extra potato for you!

by Anonymousreply 805/20/2020

It's my sobriety anniversary -- I quit drink Memorial Day 1992.

by Anonymousreply 905/20/2020

Congrats ,r9!

by Anonymousreply 1005/20/2020

I remember the good old days, when we used to talk about the big holidays, and making potato salad, pot lucks, mimosas, and gatherings with friends.

It's all over now, thanks to corona cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1105/20/2020

Tidy up the grave site, plant this season's flowers, make sure the flag is flying, and maybe run into some friends from my home town there at the cemetery doing the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 1205/20/2020

Congratulations, r9!

Let’s crack a beer and celebrate!

by Anonymousreply 1305/20/2020

[quote] Tidy up the grave site,

Not yours I hope.

by Anonymousreply 1405/20/2020

Taking my hubby’s whole hand while I sing he’s got the whole world in his hand.

by Anonymousreply 1505/20/2020

Aw, that’s sweet, you two holding hands like that.

Oh, wait.


by Anonymousreply 1605/20/2020

I'm going to be living with my two new dads, in Pigeon Forge Tennessee.

by Anonymousreply 1705/20/2020

Nothing. Wouldn't mind going hiking in the Adirondack's but it's too early and I don't want to hike a wall of ice.

I'm considering replacing two closet doors with textured 6 panel doors and new hardware but there isn't a straight wall in my condo and it will require removing trim to make the doors fit and about half dozen trips to home depot. I've already bought the wrong hinges. Debating if it's worth the trouble.

by Anonymousreply 1805/20/2020

These supposed to be thunderstorms for several days in a row starting Saturday, so I’ll be inside (as usual).

by Anonymousreply 1905/20/2020

Removing the fast growing brushy over-winter growth of Chinese elm from the backyard. It's incredibly invasive, like kudzu. Roundup doesn't really kill it, but salt does (usually.)

by Anonymousreply 2005/20/2020

Working. Like I have every Memorial day.

by Anonymousreply 2105/20/2020

Absolutely nothing.

I won't bother with social activities this year.

It's just not worth all the hassle.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Friday at 10:24 AM

I've been cooped up in the house so long that I forgot Memorial Day was this Monday. A coworker in a Zoom meeting wished me a good holiday and I wondered what she was talking about.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Friday at 10:36 AM

This weekend would normally kick off Summer, and a ton of fun activities, but China has basically ruined that for everyone around the world.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Friday at 10:38 AM

I may go to a nearby 19th century arboretum-cemetery and take a hike. Their extensive old growth creates an environment that encourages some cool wild animal. I live in a city so I have to make an effort to see nature. I have to remember to bring my camera.

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by Anonymousreply 25Last Friday at 10:54 AM

Making PB&J on the grill because every fat whore in America has binged on all the available beef

by Anonymousreply 26Last Friday at 10:58 AM

What state are you in, r26?

by Anonymousreply 27Last Friday at 11:03 AM

Having some friends over to the boat for a BBQ. May take it out, or may not if I decide the Michelada's look too good to pass up. Everyone be safe!

by Anonymousreply 28Last Friday at 11:23 AM

R27 Colorado....where some of the meatpacking plants have been hit. And even the local stores - with the way, way better cuts of beef usually - are out.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 11:57 AM

I' m waiting for the first person who wishes me a "Happy Memorial Day." They have no clue the day is to remember members of the Armed Services who have died.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 12:03 PM

Happy Memorial Day!

by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 12:04 PM

Neighbors are gathering on the street to celebrate. It's bring your own food, drink, and chairs, stay at least 6 feet apart, and eat.

Some will get drunk, there will be hilarity. It's a silly group.

Will also think of the veterans in my family who are gone now.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 12:04 PM

[quote] Neighbors are gathering on the street to celebrate. It's bring your own food, drink, and chairs, stay at least 6 feet apart, and eat.

That's becoming a thing now, isn't it?

I think some charcoal company started that.

Anywho, I'd hate to live in this neighborhood. These people all look batshit crazy.

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 12:09 PM

Joining some friends for a barbecue. I'm bringing pork spareribs and a marinated summer salad. It will be very nice to see them again.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 12:26 PM

OP, you're racist TRASH

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 12:27 PM

Enjoy eating through your mask, R34.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 12:42 PM

Removing the fast growing brushy over-winter growth from my crotch.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 12:58 PM

[quote] I'm bringing pork spareribs and a marinated summer salad.


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by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 2:44 PM

I say that every year, r30.

By definition, no memorial day is “happy.”

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 2:45 PM

The same thing I’ve don erry day e for the past 10 weeks.


by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 2:55 PM

Staying inside, as I have every weekend. I am a health care worker and go to work everyday, where none of the patients wear masks and do not know what social distancing is. I'm in Florida-- enough said.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 3:05 PM

Supposed to be cloudy and rainy all weekend, so not much. Might try to grill a couple of Beyond Burgers if there's a lull in the rain.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 3:16 PM

Wondering when I’ll be able to have sex again.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 3:42 PM

Was there ever a movement to expand the day to memorialize all the beloved dead? The sweethearts of our fighting men, those who only stand and wait, also serve, after all. Besides, we need a day for such remembrance, regardless of military service.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 11:47 AM


by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 11:49 AM

Watching Saving Private Ryan. At least the first half. I listened to the reading of Abraham Lincoln’s letter about 12 times. It’s at the link. Give it a listen before you go to bed.

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by Anonymousreply 46Last Monday at 6:32 PM

I can read his righteousness sentence by the dim and flaring lamps...

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by Anonymousreply 47Last Monday at 6:53 PM

R46, beautiful, moving scene.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Monday at 6:55 PM

Fingering my pussy then dipping my fingers in some cream cheese so I can make crab Rangoon.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Monday at 7:01 PM

I always wonder about the six foot thing, does it really work? Maybe outside, but inside I think all bets are off.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Monday at 7:06 PM

If you can smell someone’s breath, or feel it, you’re too close.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Monday at 7:57 PM
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