Things That Maybe Shouldn't Be For Sale On Amazon

I know it’s wrong, but I LAUGHED!!!!

They sell ribs too!

Like in what scenario would you be wanting Real Human Finger Bones? Is this something you might keep in a First Aid Kit for a worst case scenario? Also, I think the markup is a bit high for just a metacarpal.

They're for Etsy craft projects!

Buy a pig farm.

Read the reviews. Fairly amusing.

The thing that bothers me most was that this was a suggestion for Other Things You Might Like, while I was on the page of a book of comedic illustrations. What are they saying exactly by making that association?

[QUOTE] Question: Are they ok in soup?

[QUOTE] Answer: Too dry for soup, would not add much flavor. But they are great as a septum piercing. you could also gag gift some by "giving them the finger" or you could make finger sandwiches, but the texture is not to my liking. I believe if you planted them in your garden you could get fingerling potatoes. You could "Roll the Bones". You can lick the bone and use it to turn the page of your book. You can pick your nose, you could pick your friend and even pick your friends nose, if they gave their consent. You could use it to practice your fingering on a guitar. You could clean your ears, yo could make a back scratcher if you had a couple of more. You could put a finger monkey on it....There are hundreds of uses for this. I can not believe that I have not seen it on QVC or Shark Tank

The reviews: "Tossed it in the trash and forgot about it after a few laughs and thought no more about it. Apparently my dog fished it out and buried it in the yard without my knowledge...Now I have people talking to me through my television set while it's supposed to be turned off, one of our kids is missing,.."

Would be fun for pranks. My asshole neighbor is a cop, so I should go leave it in his yard, with a note attached that says "Next time, this will be YOUR arm."

Does anyone, here, remember when Corey Haim got in trouble for selling his hair and teeth on eBay? I ask because I'm convinced, now, rather than just suspicious, that I've slipped into a universe contiguous to the one in which I originated. Everything is in kind of dream logic disarray.

R11 you're probably better off. The real one right now is fuuuuuuucked up.

r12, are you saying that you're posting [italic]cross-dimensionally[/italic]????

Wow, today is off to a weird start.

I'm 'Oh, dearing' myself for that formatting failure.

Did anyone go down the rabbit to hole to see what other human body parts Amazon may be fencing?

I was too afraid too. Seriously. No more death.

Is it supposed to be for a dog?

r17, someone says in the questions not to feed it to your dog because it's too small and they'd choke. So…no. Just for bone collectors, I guess...