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I understood it when I parked under a tree, but I haven't been parking under trees since the first time you did it. Now I'm parking in tree free zones and you guys are still doing it. So tell me bird bitches, why?!?!? I want to know why and how do I get you to stop shitting on my car.
I did nothing to you, but you still came for me. I don't even eat chicken. Answers, please.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 20, 2020 12:08 AM |
Cash. Cold, hard cash.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2020 10:59 PM |
Why do you keep parking under our toilet?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2020 11:36 PM |
We saw you! You were nice to a cat once. Think I'll go have something green for lunch. See ya later OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 20, 2020 12:08 AM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
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