BREAKING: Johnson and Johnson DISCONTINUES baby powder

You will use Gold Bond powder.

Fresh?

is it made from ground-up babies? just add water?

Cancer?

That's hysterical!

A hand fan.

You mean only now they're going to stop? We've known about this shit for decades.

Made of crushed fetus and the devil's filtered cocaine with a side of Rock and Roll!!!!

I've used it for years and never had the ovarian cancer!

Your cooch is beyond freshening, OP. You don't need powder -You need TNT.

I thought most talc based powder had been replaced by cornstarch based powder ages ago, guess not.

In the late 1970's at my summer camp it seemed almost everyone used BABY POWDER in those days after a shower. This is off topic but I was FAR more attracted to the counselors than the campers. It was FUN to see some of the good looking counselors NAKED in the shower building.

How come people have been using this since 1892 and it's just NOW becoming an issue.

Duh! Because all the people who used it in 1892 are dead and can't speak up!

Brillo

Talc can be contaminated with asbestos, which they have apparently known since the 70s.

I keep reading this as Boris Johnson discontinues baby powder

I stopped buying / using talcum powder decades ago. Corn starch is it.

I’ve always wondered about one thing: if it causes ovarian cancer in women, what does it do to the babies?

OP, I am assuming that you have a penis. Is so, you don’t have to worry.

[quote] if it causes ovarian cancer in women, what does it do to the babies?

Who cares?

R17 is going to break out in sticky buns.

^^^ Or make beer in his unmentionables.

R9 it’s beyond freshening, it needs a god damn full blown industrial disinfecting. Get some of the good stuff, you know, the stuff Trump wants us to gulp down to kill off the ‘rona. That will do the trick and make your cooch like brand new again, fresh and clean.

I used to work with a bunch of sows who loved this shit. Apparently it stops you from chafing

We all know now why it was REALLY pulled, right?

My cunt reeks!

Use anti-Monkey Butt Powder instead.

To fresh the poosey, I recommend Lemon Lysol or Chanel Number 5.

Considering J&J’s baby powder causes cancer, taking it off the market is a great idea

Johnson & Johnson will continue to make and sell its Baby Powder/Pure Cornstarch, which as its name states is pure cornstarch with no talc whatsoever. I have been using the J&J pure cornstarch product for years. It's great. Looks, feels and goes on your skin just like powder, but it's not powder/talc. It's pure cornstarch. I love it, and I have been using it for years. Keeps me dry after a shower or if you get a bit moist and sweat a bit. Just a small amount keeps my balls, ass crack, armpits and under my foreskin on my glans penis nice and dry and smelling fresh. It's not just for babies. It's great for adults.

Use ARGO corn starch as a substitute.

Only criminals will have baby powder now

Your nethers will smell like Summer in Positano.