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Not that Twitter means much of anything, but someone monitors it closely, so for that alone I thought this would provide my DL friends with a few moments of schadenfreude and mirth.
(And #GirtherMovement is right behind it along with Pelosi's #MorbidlyObese)
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 20, 2020 12:26 AM |
I am not PLUMP or FAT when you Consider my Real Height of 6'8", OK?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 19, 2020 4:23 PM |
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 19, 2020 4:24 PM |
Q: What’s the quickest way to lose 300 pounds of ugly fat?
A: The 25th Amendment.
#PresidentPlump
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 19, 2020 4:25 PM |
^A tRump roast...yum! Also, DJT spotted OP's post so quickly because he was watching tel....ooops, I mean bigly focused on executive time.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 19, 2020 4:26 PM |
I want Biden to pretend to be completely confused at the debates and refer to him as President Plump the entire time.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 20, 2020 12:26 AM |
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