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Joaquin Phoenix Knocks Up Rooney Mara

Will they name the baby River?

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020

They're rumored to be engaged. I hope Phoenix doesn't sign a pre-nup so that he can get some of that Pittsburgh Steelers/NY Giants money.

by Anonymousreply 105/18/2020

Another frau thread.

by Anonymousreply 205/18/2020

I thought he would, he's only a jobbing actor with a whole lot of unemployed relatives.

Get that Mara family money!

by Anonymousreply 305/18/2020

Good for him. Rich baby mama who doesn’t need his money. At 45, why not? He can always walk away.

by Anonymousreply 405/18/2020

They should name the baby Arizona. Regardless of the baby's gender.

by Anonymousreply 505/18/2020

River would be 50 this year.

by Anonymousreply 605/18/2020

I hope it has a harelip so Wendy Whackadoodle can insult it and pretend to be sorry after getting out on blast.

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by Anonymousreply 705/18/2020

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 805/18/2020

Another celebrity bastard, hurrah!

by Anonymousreply 905/18/2020

If the virus and the murder hornets don’t kill us, any child spawned from these two eventually will.

They’re definitely having the world’s first infant serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 1005/18/2020

I can't believe his awful Joker picture made a billion dollars. I mean, good for him...but...

by Anonymousreply 1105/18/2020

If the rumors are true this will be Joaquin's second child.

by Anonymousreply 1205/18/2020

I hope they don't name it River. That's a huge burden for any kid to carry, being named after their dead druggie bisexual 90s icon uncle.

by Anonymousreply 1305/18/2020

He already has a nephew named Rio.

by Anonymousreply 1405/18/2020

If it's a boy, Xavier Phoenix would be a badass name.

by Anonymousreply 1505/18/2020

R12 that was my first thought, too. R.I.P. Winter Phoenix.

And poor Rain. This must be upsetting. Leaving aside the obvious big impediment she was well-suited to Joaquin, and it’s also they were happy together for a long time.

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by Anonymousreply 1605/18/2020

Wait, WHAT, R16?

by Anonymousreply 1705/18/2020

R17 baby, where have you been? It’s been a persistent rumour since the ‘90s that Rain & Joaquin are the love of each other’s lives and have dated on-and-off since they were highschool age.

They had stints living in the same house for ages (since River died, and as recently as 2013), and according to casual acquaintances allegedly slept in the same bed (under the admittedly-believable pretext that Joaquin suffers traumatic adult night terrors). Before Rooney, Joaquin would usually take Rain as his date to events (we all know the closet-case choice is Mom, not Big Sis), and it would seem of all the siblings they have the closest alignment of values and interests (art, vegan activism, New Age fuckery etc.). Until the success of JOKER and the engagement to Rooney in the last year or two, Rain & Joaquin seemed to be more distant and maybe even temporarily on the outs; one has to wonder if this is a con or a bearding situation meant to benefit the Phoenixes at Mara’s expense...

The deep cut conspiracy is that they had a baby boy named Winter together in February 1993 (when Rain was around 20, the same year River died), and that this child either sadly died a newborn, was aborted or got adopted out/renamed and was never tracked down.

We’ve talked about Rainquin before on DL, most recently last winter (!) in the linked thread. It’s a tragic romance, really.

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by Anonymousreply 1805/19/2020

R17 baby, where have you been? It’s been a persistent rumour since the ‘90s that Rain & Joaquin are the love of each other’s lives and have dated on-and-off since they were highschool age.

They had stints living in the same house for ages (since River died, and as recently as 2013), and according to casual acquaintances allegedly slept in the same bed (under the admittedly-believable pretext that Joaquin suffers traumatic adult night terrors). Before Rooney, Joaquin would usually take Rain as his date to events (we all know the closet-case choice is Mom, not Big Sis), and it would seem of all the siblings they have the closest alignment of values and interests (art, vegan activism, New Age fuckery etc.). Until the success of JOKER and the engagement to Rooney in the last year or two, Rain & Joaquin seemed to be more distant and maybe even temporarily on the outs; one has to wonder if this is a con or a bearding situation meant to benefit the Phoenixes at Mara’s expense...

The deep cut conspiracy is that they had a baby boy named Winter together in February 1993 (when Rain was around 20, the same year River died), and that this child either sadly died a newborn, was aborted or got adopted out/renamed and was never tracked down.

We’ve talked about Rainquin before on DL, most recently last winter (!) in the linked thread. It’s a tragic romance, really.

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by Anonymousreply 1905/19/2020

Living in the same house and having the same interests doesn't make them lovers, you need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 2005/19/2020

So gross. Poor kid, to have such attention whore weirdos for parents.

by Anonymousreply 2105/19/2020

God, what would River be like now if he lived? Compared to actors today, his talent seemed incandescent. And the photography that exists of him is unreal and worth a second look. Not just the key art from his bigger movies - but the stuff from Interview, Spin and whatnot when he was older. Just phenomenal. Google image search his name - a true chameleon. He could be beautiful, ugly and enigmatic all in one photo.

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by Anonymousreply 2205/19/2020

I honestly think that if River had lived, he'd have retired from acting by the time he was 30. He seemed to really hate fame by the end.

by Anonymousreply 2305/19/2020

Wow, R19 (and R18), I really had no idea! Thanks for filling me in. I'll check out that thread.

I guess nothing surprises me about Joaquin Phoenix--except that women find him attractive (people other than his sister, I mean, and there seem to be a lot of them).

by Anonymousreply 2405/19/2020

"God, what would River be like now if he lived?"

Like most small, boyishly pretty men who can play teenagers well into their twenties, he would have turned into a gnome at age thirty.

And I doubt he'd have been able to quit acting, not with so many unemployed relatives with their hands out, and IMHO he would have slowly slipped off the A-list as he matured even if he'd tried to stay there. He just wouldn't have aged into a grownup Leading Man type, it's have been supporting roles for him, if he were stable enough to show up and do his job. Which is in doubt, the guy was deeply troubled in his last years and the odds of his becoming a too-much-too-soon case were decent.

by Anonymousreply 2505/19/2020

"I guess nothing surprises me about Joaquin Phoenix--except that women find him attractive "

He is a moderately attractive man onscreen. Not a raving beauty, of course, but he's moderately handsome and while the camera isn't madly in love with him, it thinks he has an interesting face and it likes to look at him. He also reads as that kind of slightly withdrawn man who proves to have intelligence, sensitivity, and deep feelings once you draw him out, and he doesn't always read as having deep craziness in there as well. He seemed sane enough when he played Johnny Cash, troubled but not crazy like he is in so many roles.

And IMHO he's quite a good actor, because he seems to be a dolt and a flake in real life, and I don't want to know what hidden depths of crazy there are in real life.

by Anonymousreply 2605/19/2020

I can't even begin to think just how autistic that child is going to be.

by Anonymousreply 2705/19/2020

[quote]That doesn't stop everyone from going on to greater things.

by Anonymousreply 2805/19/2020

[quote]Like most small, boyishly pretty men who can play teenagers well into their twenties, he would have turned into a gnome at age thirty.

That doesn't stop everyone from going on to greater things.

by Anonymousreply 2905/19/2020

Like encephalitis and environmental crime, R29?

by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2020

They should name the baby “Arizona.”

by Anonymousreply 3105/22/2020

R20 is such a gasping censorious Mary, yet so banal at the same time. Sometimes adult siblings or cousins share a sexual attraction and do actually fuck irl, and it’s not some Kenneth Anger fever dream you need to wave away with a trembling flapping hand and a “Heavens, no!”.

by Anonymousreply 3205/22/2020

The Arizona jokes are great.

I'd name it (and you know it will be genderless) Multi-Vitamin.

by Anonymousreply 3305/22/2020
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