Post classical music hotties

Franz Liszt Was a virtuoso in more ways than one. Many more ways.

OP's pic looks more like boyfriends than brothers

Compulsory pic of Berlin Phil clarinetist Andreas Ottensamer and Lorenzo vacationing together. They might be actual boyfriends.

Gay, hobbit-sized conductor Yannick Nézet-Séguin

Fuckable countertenor Jakub Józef Orliński

I’ve always wondered about him...

45 degrees:

R5 your linking skills suck

I want to have Jakub Orlinski‘s babies

Countertenors freak me out, but I've always thought Orlinski was attractive in an odd way.

Jakub breakdances too

Baritones freak me out.

I'd like Charlie Siem's semen:

It’s Siemen, R12.

Italian clarinetist Alessandro Carbonare is total sex on legs. I performed in one of his master classes about 15 years ago and had to jerk off twice afterward; I wanted to put the clarinets away, take him to a rehearsal room, and just swallow his knob under a grand piano. He's aging (aren't we all), but he's still hot, and I want him inside me deeply.

Too many baritones to count

Another one whose lights I want to fuck out is the Uzbek pianist Behzod Abduraimov. He's a bit obsessive-compulsive, and his weight tends to go up and down, but his live performances are always sweaty and intense. I imagine sex with him would be very satisfying.

How about the cellist Hauser?

R17 Hauser is handsome, though I think his "2Cellos" partner Luka is more attractive. In his solo videos, Hauser's often really cheesy, in the André Rieu kind of way.

Hauser's especially popular with gay foot fetishists, and he not only knows it but purposely plays up to this demographic.

In many of his videos, he is shirtless and/or prominently showing off his bare feet, which he constantly stretches and clenches toward the camera almost in an exaggerated, orgasmic sort of way. It's kind of funny to watch.

Douglas Williams

Jakub:

The rather posh Charlie:

Irish conductor Court Lewis

OK, I’ll bite. The gay string quartet named “Well Strung”.

R23 = novelty act. It's not that they're not cute, and I'm not a snob, but I find the 'legit' musicians much hotter.

R24, have they ever been in the legislation ate theater?

[quote] R24, have they ever been in the legislation ate theater

Legitimate that is.

Oh, Mary dear, do you have any idea what happens if you let Jakub Józef Orliński sit in an oven too long?

I love you, R27.

What happens, R27?

Andreas Ottensamer:

He dies.

Evan Rogister:

Crossley-Mercer, baritone:

Could somebody please pass the Siem?

Am I a philistine for not understanding R27's reference?

R35, it’s a historical reference.

For R35

Young Abbado could have had my entire tax refund.

Have the 2 Cellos gone their separate ways?

For r38:

Thanks, R37!

I want Philippe Sly in me, quite deeply.

Ah, Abbado. So beautiful. My favorite conductor of all time. How I miss him.

I use to have a crush on Ray Chen, because he’s very silly. But then he talked about a girlfriend or something, so I had to disown him.

He’s still super cute, tho.

Interview of Case Scaglione, musical director and conductor of l'Orchestre national d'île-de-France.

I find him very cute.

R37. I love you. Veal Prince Orlof was the first thing I thought of!

The blog that started it all -Barihunks.

I've had the hots for cor anglais player Ryan Roberts since I saw him in a concert.

Yes, thanks R37. I was starting to think that the whole bit was a Nazi Concentration Camp joke.

Trifonov is gorgeous shaved, but I also like his recent, scruffy self. I also get turned on by his visible, sweaty ecstasy while playing.

Anticipating flames for suggesting an Opera singer, but Topi Lehtipuu is so pretty I want to cry.

This is another of Andreas Ottensamer, principal clarinet of the Berlin Philharmonic.

Hauser looks a little smarmy but he's a fucking sex bomb.

Teddy Tahu Rhodes, New Zealand baritone. I like baritones.

This is one of our Northwestern hotties, harpist Matt Tutsky.

Discover the diversity of Dimash!

R44: I went to conservatory with Ray. I think that most of us were surprised when he started talking about a girlfriend.