Zeb Atlas - LOVE HANGOVER

He should keep his night job.

Way out of tune.

He's over 50 now.

OK 49. Wow

He could have been an Attorney. But no he wanted to be a star.

Is this a parody or serious? I can't tell.

[R6] I believe it's serious. Well, relatively speaking.

Autoturd

I look forward to his delving into the Great American Songbook!

Perhaps a series of intimate cabaret evenings: Zeb: MY Sondheim; The Cole Porter Atlas; Kander and Zeb!

[R9] "Kander & Zeb"!

Is he still “straight”?

He needs to bottom or GTFO!

[quote]the sense of rhythm

Now I know you’re not being serious. lol

The gratuitous use of auto tune is proof that he can’t sing. Also, he has a huge case of gayface here, which I never noticed from his porn.

Agree with R12.

He sings fat.

This was released in 2012.

Man I miss Zeb Atlas in porn

Does he still have a dirty butt?

R16 yeah seems like we hav discussed it before.

Its still better than Bieber.

I love the backup dancers dressed in business casual clothes

2003, called, OP.

It wants its subculture flavor of the month back.

When’s his duet with Pia Zadora?

The chick singing looks like his mom

Dear Lord in Heaven!

That made my dick wilt and my ears bleed.

At least Jeff Stryker actually had a knack for this shit.

[R22] Zeb's music and talents are timeless - so there!

I believe tuneless was the word you were looking for.

Miss Ross' weave is spinning at this mutilation of one of her best recordings.

I'll always love Zeb and patronize his Protein House when I'm in Vegas.

But I do wonder if his wife is a biological woman or transsexual.

R32.. do you see "zeb" (i know his real name but not sure if i should post it for those who don't?) at the protein house? have you seen him lately? please please tell me that he is still huge and musclebound, i couldn't handle it now that he has retired from porn and adult modeling if he went the way of legendary colt superstar pete kuzak who went from hairy muscle god to body shaved twinkish yoga guru!

Yes, the one time I was at the Protein House in Vegas, Zeb was holding court on the farthest-back bench, working? on his laptop. Wearing a form-fitting, black tee and glasses; looking hot AF.

He checked me out. Maybe he could tell I was a fan and wanted to gush over him (so to speak), but I was too shy to say anything.

I'm glad we're still under lockdown because my hormones wouldn't allow me to social distance with Zeb in close proximity at Protein House. His magnetism melts my brain.

Zeb sings better than he dances, but really what the fuck was he thinking.

Zeb is no Reichen. Oh wait, maybe they should sing a duo.

r37 lol omg I still remember the back story for that shit pie sandwich. He said a soldier wrote him a letter about how he was gay but he could not write his lover because his mail was being opened and read in the military....but he apparently could write a letter to Reichen telling him he was gay? God Reicher was such a scammer with his lies.

Stand back, bitches! Jessy Ares in da house!

r32 Biological female. She just takes as many hormones as a tranny. That being said I wish Zeb at least kept up his Twitter or Instagram. He completely went radio silence and disappeared from the porn industry. Now he's just a relic of gay porn past.

r33 Zeb's real name is Andy Bick. If you search up Zeb Atlas on Google it will tell you his real name. Everyone knows it as common knowledge now.

Aw, Zeb... Why the long face?

i still pray and hope that zeb will someday next year, 5 years from now, 10 years from now, whether needing the attention, the money, the sex or whatever, make a triumphant return as eventually a silver haired musclebound ultimate daddy screwing twinks, getting serviced and GULP! servicing them!

however, i won't cross my fingers or my legs for that to ever happen.. seems with a wife, a child and a growing successful business (he probably only did porn to have enough money to start the business and live comfortably whether it fails or succeeds) he doesn't need to be paid to have sex on film with anyone (male or female) anymore.. however, IT IS ALLEGED that zeb/andy STILL sees clients on the side in discreet notably only? long time paying clients he's been with before?

The Lady in Red - is that Shug Avery?

Is Zeb Atlas the one that was "blazing hot" many years ago?

Song of the summah!!!!

He gave Matthew Rush giardia.

Yet another reason why you shouldn’t be too infatuated with looks. Even the hottest men can look silly and embarrassing if they try even a little bit.

[quote]i still pray and hope

R43=pussy

Colton Ford was a trailblazer in the singing gay porn star field.

Shut the FUCK up, R12.

Where do I stuff the Dollar bills?

Is he related to SJP?

Yes, r45, both Zeb Atlas and Brett Mycles were "Blazin' Hot."

But Channing Tatum was "Bangin.'"

Well, I laughed.

The video says that Larissa Reese is Zeb Atlas' EX girlfriend.

I remember seeing her on Zeb Atlas' personal porn site, but only in clothed roles. It made me wonder if she was hiding something, or if there's a banana in her pocket.

I buy her as a biological woman bodybuilder. Zeb has a fetish for musclewomen -- there were several on his porn site.

I was subscribed to his porn site a few years ago and then it just ended unceremoniously. I went back to crank it to Zeb and found a bunch of links to affiliates or whatever. :(

Zeb was on Richard Grieco's GIGOLOS for Showtime, teaching how to escort for men.

this is so awesome

The description of the video calls him the "World's greatest gay icon."

[quote] Zeb is no Reichen. Oh wait, maybe they should sing a duo.

They both have the same amount of talent and charisma.

ZERO

[R50] Has any gay porn star put out a song that wasn't embarrassing drivel?

There's nothing attractive about him in this video. Bad rhythm, silly snarl face, autotuned yet pitchy vocals, monotonous (and practically monotone) performance. No, thanks.

[R63] He's camp as a porn star and he's camp as a pop performer.

He was in 2004, r59.

Has he tried to sell real estate yet? Or is that his next gig? Or will he be a life coach? A trainer? The career options for an ex porn star are just so varied.

R33, what is this about Pete Kuzak/Scott Peters? I always thought he was the sexiest man in the world. Haven’t heard anything about his new look or career, and can’t find anything about it anywhere. What do you know?

R66.... peters owns his own landscaping business for some time now in southern cal.......

there might even be a youtube video on him in this regard if you do a search on his real name...

R65... zeb (andy) is now married, has a young child and is a very successful restaurant entrepreneur with several locations and expanding...

Zeb's singing voice isn't nearly as bad as I was expecting, the whole video, the dancing, the backup singers are all much worse. I am not saying he can sing, just it wasn't as bad as I would have expected. I would like to hear him sing some decent song and forget all the corny dancing and weird faces he makes. He is a better actor in his porn than this.

Zeb Atlas is autotuned to death and I've seen guys in a K-hole move better.

He dances without moving his feet like the ultimate white guy!

This is a hot mess.

I hear a woman singing but he's not saying anything. Is he just the producer?

R61, Dario Beck had a great cover of Blame It on the Bossa-Nova - didn't sound anything like Eydie Gourmet.

I hear that Reichen’s newly-engaged. Any tea on the lucky guy?

Congrats, r71.

You have identified the only tasteful music in the thread. Dario Beck chose a good song and hits the notes on-key, one way or another.

Great suit, great smile and dancing might have made it a styling home-run, as well.

But only jackasses shower with their underwear on.

Well I do have to admire the old whore for not getting arrested or overdosing as is the usual washed up porn whores.

Thankyou anonymous WW upvoter.

Would you like to suck my dick, for pennies?

R75, it will cost more than that to get your dick sucked in this room.

A recent photo of Pete Kuzak (Scott Peters), on the left.

R77, there must have been a huge plate of cookies just out of the camera frame.

i believe scott peters (a.ka. pete kuzak) is gay in real life? interesting he has a partner in his business that also has the same last name? i wonder if they are a couple??

The landscape artist formerly known as Pete Kuzak.

Thank you, R77! I actually think he’s sexier now. Damn.

Someone upthread mentioned he was a yoga instructor. No luck finding anything about that.

This thread is useless without porn pics of Zeb and Reichen

R81.. a few years ago their was photos of him on the internet doing yoga where he had shaved his head and look like he dropped 100 pounds of muscle, to where he looked almost sickly (but healthy?), a complete turn around from his bodybuilding days and his muscle god colt studio days.. thankfully it looks like he has grown the hair and gained some muscle and weight since then..

Zeb must be pushing 60 by now. I remember when he started his modeling career for International Male.

We should start another thread - who would you like Zeb Atlas to spin on his dick?

R84... zeb is 50...

R84, if he says he's 50, he is lying. I remember him as a male model from 40 years ago. He is more likely pushing 70.

Zeb sounds great! Very classy!

How old does that make you R87?

R87.. wikipedia all about zeb and his age..

Harry Styles is a hundred time hotter than this guy. More distinctive tone too.

Why does he look like he's farting while "singing"?

I never did get the appeal of Zeb. Zero sex appeal. This video is hideous, and he should try to scrub it from the internet. The “snarl” makes him look like there’s a bad smell under his nose, and is hilarious. Even all the black sexiness (!) around him can’t salvage this ridiculous “cover.” Poor thing.

r87 Zeb came on to the scene in the 00s. He was pushing 30 then.

Yes r91 because zeb atlas and Harry Styles are totally in the same league

Skank with several types of VD.

I have never seen a face that looks more retarded than Zeb Atlas'.

^^^^

Can't believe Killian is still somewhat relevant. And he's topping twinks these days at that.

Zeb always looked over-inflated to me, like someone literally pumped up his body with a bicycle pump. Kind of cartoonish--I think he'd be better looking with less muscle. Oh well, he's probably got a raging case of roid gut now.

r99 Adam bottoms too. Here with DL fave Matthew Camp.

Quite big tits.

[quote]DL fave Matthew Camp.

Wrong.

Matthew Camp is only a fave with Matthew Camp.

The entirety of DL, not so much.

R101 That link has as many viruses as Camp does, thanks.

Killian fucks like a god and his ass puts all your asses, and I do mean ALL YOUR ASSES to shame.

What is wrong with his chest? Is that the result of steroids and lack of a loving husband?

I got the sweetest hangover. I don't want to get over it.

Sweet sweet sweeet love.

So nashty.

OP, we should not dismiss Zeb so quickly.

If there's a cure for this, I sure don't want it. I've got the sweetest hangover.

What was the name of that movie where he bottomed?

Sweet sweet sweet love

Zeb had the goofy face as far back as High School (see pic below). I'm sure none of his classmates expected him to take massive amounts of 'roid, get huge (other than fat wise) and become a big name gay porn star.

Christ R105, what's your damage?

[R109] I too suffer from the curse. But once Zeb gets into your DNA he holds on tight. No other man can do what he does (in terms of legal acts not limited to the state of Nevada).

He comes across quite well in the interview at r57.

Adam Killian looks like a scary mannequin.

There hasn't been this much sexual tension between musical duet partners since George Michael and Aretha Franklin!!!