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Name a star who everyone thinks is gay but who is really straight

Roger Bart is an obvious choice.

For DL purposes: George Clooney. Sorry, fellow gays. Yeah, yeah, he's almost 50 and unmarried, but so was Warren Beatty. I really do think he's just getting a lot of hot lady-tail and doesn't feel like settling down.

by Anonymousreply 21May 17, 2020 5:19 AM

I'm almost 50?

I'm unmarried?

I'm straight?

by Anonymousreply 1May 17, 2020 4:02 AM

Bless your heart, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2May 17, 2020 4:03 AM

Roger Bart is very very very gay

by Anonymousreply 3May 17, 2020 4:05 AM

Is there really anyone who fits the criteria? I can't think of a person who is WIDELY thought to be gay (beyond the confines of DL and gays in general) and is actually straight.

by Anonymousreply 4May 17, 2020 4:07 AM

No such thing, sorry.

by Anonymousreply 5May 17, 2020 4:10 AM

If you only read James Wolcott, you'd think he was a glittering, malignant but cruelly accurate queen.

Instead he's a lumpy straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 6May 17, 2020 4:14 AM

Patrick Stewart

by Anonymousreply 7May 17, 2020 4:22 AM

Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 8May 17, 2020 4:24 AM

Julian Morris

by Anonymousreply 9May 17, 2020 4:36 AM

I don’t buy the Jake Gyllenhaal stuff at all.

by Anonymousreply 10May 17, 2020 4:41 AM

John Michael Higgins

John Mullaney

by Anonymousreply 11May 17, 2020 4:44 AM

Not a "star" but right-wing commentator Robby Soave.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 17, 2020 4:46 AM

OP is writing from 2010?

by Anonymousreply 13May 17, 2020 4:46 AM

John Mulaney ISN’T gay?!

by Anonymousreply 14May 17, 2020 4:54 AM

Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 15May 17, 2020 4:55 AM

Gay or straight, I loathe John Mulaney.

by Anonymousreply 16May 17, 2020 4:57 AM

Gayface and voice.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 17, 2020 4:59 AM

I love John Mulaney. He's one of very few comedians who have ever made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 18May 17, 2020 5:01 AM

[quote] Gay or straight, I loathe John Mulaney.

Why?

by Anonymousreply 19May 17, 2020 5:03 AM

Yeah, I love him in that skit I just posted.

by Anonymousreply 20May 17, 2020 5:04 AM

Bart has a big cock—and is straight.

by Anonymousreply 21May 17, 2020 5:19 AM
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