So glad the critics are backing me up on this.
CAPONE is just Tom Hardy shitting his pants like a zombie
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 8, 2020 11:06 PM |
WTF??? I burst out laughing at the end of the trailer, and I am a Tom Hardy fan!
Ronnie Kray all over again (minus the fake nose).
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 17, 2020 3:59 AM |
Don't waste your money and more importantly, your time....
Utter trash.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 17, 2020 4:02 AM |
Yeah, I'm a longtime fan of Hardy, but this is utter garbage. And it's 10-12 bucks to rent? Hard pass.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 17, 2020 4:06 AM |
I actually liked the Kray movie.
CAPONE doesn't even compare.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 17, 2020 4:19 AM |
Nobody gives a shit about his story( Capones) anyway. It's been told, filmed, written about, TV produced, taught in schools and internet info'd to death. What is left to say? Its as bad an idea as another Peter Pan remake !
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 17, 2020 4:21 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 17, 2020 5:18 PM |
If you want to watch a stinker, you're in for a real, LITERAL job!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 17, 2020 5:19 PM |
Director: "O.K., Tom, show me a zombie."
"Now show me a zombie shitting its pants!"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2020 4:22 AM |
What is this 'shitting his pants' reference about ?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2020 4:34 AM |
I guess the affected closet queen shits his pants to show Capone as senile. So method. I'm so glad this film is being trashed. Trank and Hardy are two assholes that deserve to be mocked.
Half of Hollywood is laughing in delight as they see this tank.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2020 4:40 AM |
Will his career finally end now?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2020 2:23 PM |
Let's hope not, Tom is worthy of better material.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2020 6:39 PM |
Al Capone had just turned 48 when he died, so unless syphilis does a real number on your face, it seems as though the make up is all wrong
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 20, 2020 1:19 AM |
That looks like the old age make up from "Lucky Bitches."
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 20, 2020 1:33 AM |
Could DL at long last have its Daddy Dearest?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 20, 2020 1:59 AM |
It's not just that Tom Hardy's Capone shits his pants.
It's that he does it TWICE with a Shakespearean grandiosity.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 8, 2020 11:00 PM |
He could have been the first Depends spokesperson.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 8, 2020 11:06 PM |