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CAPONE is just Tom Hardy shitting his pants like a zombie

So glad the critics are backing me up on this.

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by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2020 11:06 PM

39% Rotten.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 17, 2020 3:13 AM

WTF??? I burst out laughing at the end of the trailer, and I am a Tom Hardy fan!

Ronnie Kray all over again (minus the fake nose).

by Anonymousreply 2May 17, 2020 3:59 AM

Don't waste your money and more importantly, your time....

Utter trash.

by Anonymousreply 3May 17, 2020 4:02 AM

Yeah, I'm a longtime fan of Hardy, but this is utter garbage. And it's 10-12 bucks to rent? Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 4May 17, 2020 4:06 AM

I actually liked the Kray movie.

CAPONE doesn't even compare.

by Anonymousreply 5May 17, 2020 4:19 AM

Nobody gives a shit about his story( Capones) anyway. It's been told, filmed, written about, TV produced, taught in schools and internet info'd to death. What is left to say? Its as bad an idea as another Peter Pan remake !

by Anonymousreply 6May 17, 2020 4:21 AM

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

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by Anonymousreply 7May 17, 2020 5:18 PM

If you want to watch a stinker, you're in for a real, LITERAL job!

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by Anonymousreply 8May 17, 2020 5:19 PM

Director: "O.K., Tom, show me a zombie."

"Now show me a zombie shitting its pants!"

by Anonymousreply 9May 18, 2020 4:22 AM

What is this 'shitting his pants' reference about ?

by Anonymousreply 10May 18, 2020 4:34 AM

I guess the affected closet queen shits his pants to show Capone as senile. So method. I'm so glad this film is being trashed. Trank and Hardy are two assholes that deserve to be mocked.

Half of Hollywood is laughing in delight as they see this tank.

by Anonymousreply 11May 18, 2020 4:40 AM

Will his career finally end now?

by Anonymousreply 12May 18, 2020 2:23 PM

Let's hope not, Tom is worthy of better material.

by Anonymousreply 13May 18, 2020 6:39 PM

Al Capone had just turned 48 when he died, so unless syphilis does a real number on your face, it seems as though the make up is all wrong

by Anonymousreply 14May 20, 2020 1:19 AM

That looks like the old age make up from "Lucky Bitches."

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by Anonymousreply 15May 20, 2020 1:33 AM

Could DL at long last have its Daddy Dearest?

by Anonymousreply 16May 20, 2020 1:59 AM

It's not just that Tom Hardy's Capone shits his pants.

It's that he does it TWICE with a Shakespearean grandiosity.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2020 11:00 PM

He could have been the first Depends spokesperson.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2020 11:06 PM
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