The Princess of Orange tried to hide behind The King in order to conceal her fat body

Well she didn't do a very good job of it.

Is there anything tackier than monarchy in the XXI century?

Am I supposed to know who these people are?

[quote] Is there anything tackier than monarchy in the XXI century?

The Trump presidency. It's obscene.

Holding that little bag in front of her didn't really help either.

[quote] Holding that little bag in front of her didn't really help either.

That was her snack purse, you jackass!

Leave her alone, you jerks.

Well she's certainly not going to be able to hide behind large people and small accessories when she's queen.

R2, "tacky" and "XXI" without the "...th" show where your educational level is.

Some people mature after 14. We don't think you're going to make it.

[quote] "tacky" and "XXI" without the "...th" show where your educational level is. Some people mature after 14. We don't think you're going to make it.

Really grandpa? Are you envious of my youth?

[quote] Leave her alone, you jerks.

Yeah. Leave the right wing daughter of a genocidal minister of the Argentinean far right dictatorship alone!

No one is envious of your stupidity and immaturity.

[quote] "tacky" and "XXI" without the "...th" show where your educational level is.

Shouldn't that be "...st"?

Grand-daughter, actually, R11.

When I saw the name “Princess of Orange” I assumed it was about Ivanka or Tiffany Trump. Imagine my surprise.

not everything has to be about that filthy Trump family

Actually, she's turned out quite pretty, the other ones too. Considering how frumpy they used to look, they're not bad at all now.

Yes, the heiress to the throne is chunky, but she just needs to get a personal trainer and she'll be fine.

Her great-great grandmother Wilhelmina was a big gal. And a tough bitch too.

Amazing how the King basically married his mother, well his mother-lookalike.

Big-boned, fatso Argentinian without any elegance.

The three little Princesses are rather unfortunate.

R17 A marriage to a former trainer wouldn't be a bad idea... Yes I am thinking about you, Viktoria of Sweden.

She’s a tall, voluptuous blonde with a very pretty face. She’ll get a trainer, add exercise to her routine, and be gorgeous, rich, and royal. The posters hating on her are jealous. She’ll be fine.

She's been chunky her whole life and genetics aren't on her side so it's gonna be an uphill battle for her if she does want to lose weight but I genuinely wish her luck. It definitely can't be easy to be that age and have to deal with so much scrutiny about her body.

I do have to give her credit tho. She's a big girl and while I don't follow her all that closely from what I've seen she at least wears clothes that fit and she attempts to wear things that flatter her shape. At her young age she's managed that much while Fergie and Markle had no idea how to dress for their shapes and when their weight fluctuated and seemed to be in denial about

^seemed to be in denial about their size.

[quote] with a very pretty face

That's what many people say when they struggle to compliment a fat girl or woman.

Show us your pretty face and svelte figure, OP

There are times when Catharina Amalia is pretty. Swipe until the last photo for proof.

She's big boned, buxom and built to last!

The red haired middle sister, Princess Alexia, is quite pretty. She resembles her mother.

The middle sister, Alexia.

Catharina Amalia resembles her father who in turn resembles his mother, Beatrix.

R15, you made me laugh!

Not struggling to compliment her, r23. I think her face is pretty, she knows how to dress well, and she needs to drop a few pounds. She’s a cute girl with the potential to be a lovely woman.

Modern fashions don't suit big strapping gals like the Princess of Orange.

She'd look SO much better in Viking armor!

She may be big but she has a lot of zest.

lol R32!!!

R32, does she have a lot of spunk?

her problem, and of her youngest sister, is that she has the block shaped head typical of the Orange family. Her great-aunt Princess Irene must have used cigarettes and diet pills because sometime in the 70s she became ravishing, but for the most part the women of that family are...sturdy.

but who cares, they’re ridiculously rich. Like, beyond what anyone dare imagine and they live very low key.

I thought europeans are all skinny

The crown princess will grow out of her 'baby fat'. The Dutch are, indeed, sturdy. Not as petit as the French, but we can drag a horse out of the mud anytime :-)

If she's lucky, she'll take after her grandmother, who turned out rather pretty.

Jullie kutjes kunnen me dik noemen, maar ik heb meer kastelen dan jullie allemaal, en ik zal de Bilderberg Groep leiden en kan jullie laten verdwijnen. Dus rot op.

Ah ahah!!!!

Les trois petits cochons 🐷 🐷 🐽

The three little 🐷

Oh my word, no-one expects a Dutch woman to be attractive.

She probably learned that trick from Tiffany Trump.

Queen Maxima posted a recipe today, traditional Argentinian cookies with caramel and coconut.

I think she might want to consider serving The Princess of Orange a fruit cup instead of cookies.

Imagine being the future Queen of Aruba and Sint Maarten yet not be able to dare show your big body on the beach?

They all look like they have a touch of Downs. And like I said before on DL: getting married on 02/02/02 is tacky. Giving all your children names starting with 'A' is tacky. Kardashian-worthy, in fact. Máxima is a cheap-looking bottle blonde. And could they be any more corn-fed?

The current Dutch king was always known for his mediocrity, to the point where even his own formidable mother wondered whether he was up to the job. His thesis supervisor diplomatically described him as "intelligent enough, but not intellectual."

Dutch conspirary theorists have been "floating the idea" that Willem-Alexander and Máxima's families had known each other intimately for years by the time the couple announced their engagement back in 2001, having partied together in "Nazi safe haven" Argentina. There's also been some backlash lately against the family's appropriation of artworks that rightfully belong to the Dutch public.

R43 is the "tacky" Frau. Everything is "tacky." The "touch of Downs (sic) remark shows both ignorance and hate.

Check the poster out. A true cunt. No humour, no with, no intelligence and just piles of conspiracy shit. Obviously it's what her diet comprises.

What is "royal" about those bare sausage arms? Why is she dressed for Ibiza?

The Dutch are more laid back, r45. Can you imagine Kate making that heart shape thing Maxima is doing with her hands?

Young Beatrix could’ve been the stunt double for Augustus Gloop.

Could you imagine the Queen and her children and grandchildren or William, Kate and their three sprogs posting a grinning family portrait on Instagram if Eurovision was going to be held in Liverpool but had to be cancelled because of a global pandemic?

^ The Queen of England, that is.

[quote] Leave her alone, you jerks.

Never!

Well, the Dutch royal couple did look pretty awkward and uncomfortable and out of their depth at William and Kate's wedding in Westminster Abbey in 2011. Outclassed.

"Amalia, you looked like a Mongoloid":

R9, but you think calling someone a tard is the height of sophistication?

I'd take a Monarchy over anything the Democrats have offered in the last 20 years.

r53 thinks Democrats are the problem, not Trump....

When I first scrolled past this I thought "Princess of Orange" was a joking reference to Ivanka

QUE ?

So did R15, R55.

Pretty girl. She reminds me of the Nikkitutorials gal, who is Dutch and used to be a boy (but she's still 6'4"):

[QUOTE] Well, the Dutch royal couple did look pretty awkward and uncomfortable and out of their depth at William and Kate's wedding in Westminster Abbey in 2011. Outclassed.

Nonsense. The Oranges and The Windsor’s have a warm relationship, despite not being very closely related. Willem-Alexander was the son of an Reigning sovereign who holds the Order of The Garter, he wouldn’t have felt in any way out of place.

You clearly did not see them, R59. He may not have FELT out of place, but he sure looked it.

I didn’t see it, is there a link? I tried Googling “william and kate wedding willem-alexander” and am not coming up with any videos that show how the Prince of Orange was behaving at the wedding. It’s possible he was hungover haha, “Prinz Pilsner” as they used to call him.

But again, despite how he might look, all the royals assembled in the room he would already have familiarity with via his mother’s incoming state visits, or from her sending him as her representative to royal events.

I don’t think he has any of the nervous afflictions of his father, the twitchy German baron who was in the Hitler youth.

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Are you calling that child "the hotter younger sister, creepo OP? The chubby princess is gorgeous and thicc is in, so...

Here are the young princesses with the King and Queen on his Inauguration Day stopping by to see Armin Van Buuren. The Dutch mostly love their royal family. A good video.