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Correct me, Eldergays

I’m sure I have this wrong. Could you help?

by Anonymousreply 24May 24, 2020 4:52 PM

You do.

by Anonymousreply 1May 16, 2020 12:48 PM

You may have left something out of your post, OP.

But, either way........

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by Anonymousreply 2May 16, 2020 12:49 PM

I'm not an eldergay, but glad to help. A few suggestions, in no particular order:

1. When you're drunk, don't post.

2. Before you click the green POST button, scroll up to see if your post is really ready? and/or "post worthy" This one is neither.

3. Go back to sleep for a bit.

by Anonymousreply 3May 16, 2020 12:52 PM

Trust me, OP. Many years of experience have shown me that it doesn't matter. Fix it and go on with your life.

by Anonymousreply 4May 16, 2020 12:59 PM

OP, don’t listen to these guys.

You were not wrong at all.

Not in the least. I’m sure that kid deserved it.

by Anonymousreply 5May 16, 2020 1:08 PM

Admitting you’re wrong goes a long way in correcting it.

by Anonymousreply 6May 16, 2020 1:09 PM

You're always wrong, stupid and lazy

by Anonymousreply 7May 16, 2020 1:12 PM

You're not wrong, OP. Her husband will never find out. It's just a little play on the side.

by Anonymousreply 8May 16, 2020 1:12 PM

Is this Barron ?

by Anonymousreply 9May 16, 2020 1:26 PM

Senior advice needed stat.

by Anonymousreply 10May 16, 2020 3:56 PM

I've analyzed your data, and unfortunately you are correct.

by Anonymousreply 11May 16, 2020 4:21 PM

OP, you don't have it wrong. Only time will heal this wound. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

by Anonymousreply 12May 16, 2020 4:24 PM

Please give me a minute. I need to feed mother and put her to bed. Then I’ll be right with you.

by Anonymousreply 13May 16, 2020 9:38 PM

Mother is having her Wheaties and half grapefruit so I’m now available to help.

I recommend take you take a chance OP. Throw caution to the wind. I did but just that one time and mother found out. I wish I’d tried again.

by Anonymousreply 14May 17, 2020 12:57 PM

OP, you’re fucked.

I once went to a farm like that but then the wine bottle that drove me home and the supermarket wouldn’t take the refund back. I couldn’t believe it. So I went to the doctor and he told me they didn’t have donuts there. But I couldn’t remember where I left the old alternator after putting in the new one. Ah, those were good times.

What was the question again?

by Anonymousreply 15May 17, 2020 1:32 PM

Accept no impostors!

by Anonymousreply 16May 17, 2020 2:16 PM

We COULD help but what's in it for us?

by Anonymousreply 17May 17, 2020 2:23 PM

Dinner at the Wilton Manors Red Lobster, which has recently reopened for in restaurant dining.

by Anonymousreply 18May 17, 2020 6:51 PM

Pardon me Miss, but I have problems of my own.

by Anonymousreply 19May 17, 2020 6:55 PM

Should I egg wash my bread dough to guarantee a nice crust?

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2020 1:45 PM

Well in my day you could’ve been thrown in jail for doing that. I’d say no.

by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2020 2:03 PM

I can empathise with you OP.

by Anonymousreply 22May 24, 2020 2:08 PM

[quote]Correct me, Eldergays

Don't encourage them.

by Anonymousreply 23May 24, 2020 2:09 PM

Mary Margaret said not to worry. It’s just a rash. Do you think she’s right?

by Anonymousreply 24May 24, 2020 4:52 PM
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