Can I fly with my 15 yo sister, two cats and one emotional support dog if we buy first class seats?

Or perhaps you and your sister can ride in the cage, and let the dog and the cats sit in first class.

If you fly Clampett Air.

What the fuck do you think this is, the customer service line for United???

I think you left out your emotional support pterodactyl.

Why don't you check with the airlines? Even if you purchase first class seats, there can be additional fees for flying the pets, You may also be limited to one pet per person/ need to have the cats in one carrier. Many airlines no longer will allow "emotional support" dogs to fly uncrated.

Truly, you need to lock your front door and never leave your home.

The world will thank you.

I would pay the regular pet fee for the cats. And I would pay for first class seats to maximize our space and minimize the discomfort to others.

I would pay the regular pet fee for the cats. And I would pay for first class seats to maximize our space and minimize the discomfort to others.

[quote]Can I fly with my 15 yo sister [bold]*during coronavirus*[/bold]

What could possibly go wrong?

Worst case scenario she catches Covid-19 and dies.

Please stay home.

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR PETS ON PLANES!!!

Get a life, asshole!!!

OP, are you 12 years old?

You sound like it.

Flying is very traumatic for cats. I know my cat would cry the whole trip. Have someone babysit them.

I'm moving across the country and this is the easiest way to do it. My cats cannot handle a cross country road trip.

Sure, OP. Everyone else will be thrilled to have their expensive journey enhanced by your three emotionally-abused animals farting, pissing and shitting in first class. Don’t you have an emotional support skunk or an incontinent grandma with Alzheimer's you could take along, to complete the set? Fuck’s sake, ‘minimize the discomfort to others’ my ass.

The consensus here appears to be that you should go Greyhound OP. Their buses already smell of cat piss.

Nice trolling OP.

I hope to god you're joking. If you need THREE animals on a flight with you, you do not deserve to fly. You need to drive. Grow up.

OP, are you a fat?

I am moving 2,000 miles away! I'm an under-employed handyman and I've never flown first class. However, I'm willing to pay hundreds extra so the coach passengers don't suffer. Yes, I realize we are a weird traveling group, but I have to move in order to get a better job.

-100000/10

Seriously, no. Unless they are support animals, and you only get one. (Sophie's Choice) the airlines consider them baggage and in the hold they go. Where they might die. Or just one.

Is this a one way affair, or will you be torturing another plane full of annoyed travelers a second time?

An "under-employed" handyman who can afford to travel first class?

Sure, Jan.

"emotional support dog"

Go fuck yourself.

The age of "emotional support" pets is over. As I understand it, no airline will sanction them in the future, except in extenuating circumstances.

I'm sure this post is a joke, however....

Where are you moving from/to? Why are you dragging a 15 year old into this?

Yes, it is one way. The first class upgrade will cost about $800 more for both me and my sister. American Airlines charges about $150 per cat, so I'm spending over $1,000 to transport my animals in a humane manner. How else would you move across the country with pets?

stop feeding this troll

[quote] How else would you move across the country with pets?

Rent a fucking U-Haul like the lesbians do and stick yourself in the back so you can suffocate to death in the summer heat.

Is this the same pit-bull puppy that you accidentally adopted - from your other troll post?

Oh you bitch R30!!!

Now you did it! That emotional support pit bull is definitely going back!

[quote] stop feeding this troll

Why? This one has a pretty good premise.

Yeah, that's me and neither post is a troll post. She is a mixed lab and my emotional support animal. I kept her after learning her DNA results and I am training her. She's a great mutt.

I’ve driven across the country and back, Lower East Side to WeHo, with my cat dozens of times. You’re ‘blaming the dog for your own farts’.

Me too, R34, but just once (which was enough). However, we did it because the first trip by air was so traumatic for the cats. Compared to that, the car trip was much less upsetting for them -- they got used to it after a few hours and pretty much just slept most of the time. Better for all of you -- your sister can ride in the back with the pets and they'll all comfort each other.

[quote]your sister can ride in the back with the pets and they'll all comfort each other.

Pussies tend to do that.

Agree with R32, this one has some potential

Just how handy are you, OP? And where are you moving? I could use some carpentry work around my front door.

My back door area is in good shape, unless you're really hot 🔥.

I'm worried that my cats won't pee or poop if we're on the road for 2-3 days. It's KY to Oregon.

[quote] I'm worried that my cats won't pee or poop if we're on the road for 2-3 days.

You could get your emotional support sister to show them how.

I made a major move with my cats a few years ago and drove them cross- country. They had some mild tranquilizers for the first few days. At night they got moved to a large collapsible playpen with food, water and toys when we got to the hotel room. After the first few days, the girls went into a large dog crate set up on the back seat and did great.

Have you considered renting a small RV to make the trip? The cats will have a home away from home while traveling. Nice for the dog as well.

Why would you NOT want to sit next to a dog? Only weirdos don't like dogs.

I know United for example charges $125 for pets to fly.

Oh, honey. Have you seen domestic first class lately? It’s what we used to call coach. There won’t be enough space to stow your menagerie.

I had to move across country a few years ago. I took my cat in a mesh carrier under the seat in front of me. I talked to the vet ahead of time for advice about how to best manage the move and I got tranquilizers for the cat. The airlines limit the number of animals per flight, so plan ahead since others may also be trying to bring animals on the same flight. Under no circumstances should you put an animal in with the baggage. Very unsafe. I know people who had their pets die that way, especially if the animal is older. Good luck.

OP, My 2 cats used to cry and shake whenever I put them in the car. Vet said, "What do you expect?" Do they ever get to go anywhere fun or just to the vet?

When I moved to Vegas and had to put them with me in the U-Haul I gave them an herbal tranquilizer. After howling for the 1st hour they went to sleep.

Do not fly with 2 cats and a dog. U-Haul makes much more sense.

R46

The USPS is much cheaper. As long as they get past the metering machines and sorters they should be ok. Does your dog like mailmen?

You probably think you're joking, R47, but check out the linked U.S. PO website: "MAILABLE LIVE ANIMALS". It looks like cats and dogs and kid sisters aren't permitted, but leeches (emotional support or otherwise) are included, along with three varieties of worm.

Interesting, R48.

Perhaps that's what happened to op's brain. It got sent early, through the U.S. mail.

Now his body is running on auto-pilot, as evidenced by his stupid questions.

OP- You sound sincere to me. I don't know about emotional support animals, check AA.com, but if it's an under- the- seat dog, I would buy a round trip ticket for a friend to join you. That way you would have 3 people, 3 pets.

There needs to be one flight per day that is designated for crazy people and their animals. Regular people with should not have to deal with animals shoved underneath their seat.

Same goes for fat people. And infants.

Agreed, R51. One flight for people and their animals, the fats, the Karens, and all children under about 10, especially the ones whose mothers' think their little darling is so cute.

OP writes,

[Quote] Safe in their mesh carriers, the cats could slide under the seats in front of us and the dog could sit on the floor between us.

Slide me under there, too, honey!

I look forward to it.

And give me the Corona people say they don’t want. It tastes great.

And being plenty or Cheez–Its. I love those things.

Don’t forget to bring me a muffin!

R48, I literally LOLd at the thought of an emotional support leech. I think I have had those before!

You should share your pets with other people on the plane who aren't as fortunate to have them.

[quote]Can I fly with my 15 yo sister, two cats and one emotional support dog if we buy first class seats?

Why is the dog so emotional?

[quote] There needs to be one flight per day that is designated for crazy people and their animals.

Would anyone survive that type of flight, I imagine they would all kill each other and what about the poor flight attendants.

[quote]Why is the dog so emotional?

The special needs sister thinks she's a cat and constantly hisses at the poor thing.

[quote] emotional support leech. I think I have had those before!

Yes, mine was a 5'10" WASP named Russell. Was with him for 18 months until finally having the good sense to ditch him.

I have a cat who is very chill with traveling in her cage, both by car & by plane. Cats can easily go for hours without eating, drinking, peeing or pooping. Most airlines and many hotels allow them for a fee, but only one per customer. I sat next to a small emotional support dog on an airplane once. It was not in a cage or on a leash so it was a little weird but there wasn’t any problem, except that the old lady traveling with it smelled like a dirty diaper.