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Ryan Gosling's bulge

How big is that dick? And how come he doesn't show it? Or do more nude/fuck scenes in general?

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by Anonymousreply 112October 23, 2021 1:59 AM

I've been fooled before with Chris Pine. He bulged a lot but was all balls. I want to believe!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2020 3:10 AM

All wet.

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by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2020 3:12 AM

Ryan hangs over 5, soft, and thick. Plus he's a grower. It's over 9 hard. Shoots large watery loads.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2020 3:13 AM

I guess Michelle Williams turned him on.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2020 3:13 AM

He has a flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2020 3:14 AM

Did they deliberately photoshop this on the poster?

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by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2020 3:18 AM

Even at Disneyland.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2020 3:22 AM

[quote] how come he doesn't show it? Or do more nude/fuck scenes in general?

Because he has a dad bod and he's pasty white?

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2020 3:25 AM

He was such a fucking tease in this movie.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2020 3:27 AM

I really don't get the interest in Ryan Gosling.

He is the most boring of the boring of the bland.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2020 3:29 AM

r5 This was his only ass shot from what I know of.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2020 3:30 AM

His body is insane in those movies, and in the OP pic you can see his big head in the underwear

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2020 3:32 AM

with his talent and his cock, he could have had anyone.....why mendes?????

by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2020 3:32 AM

Dancing as a kid.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 15, 2020 3:32 AM

He has classic BDF.

by Anonymousreply 15May 15, 2020 3:34 AM

[quote] He is the most boring of the boring of the bland.

Ryan is also Canadian, which just adds to his blandness.

by Anonymousreply 16May 15, 2020 3:34 AM

Ryan was so sexy in that movie, (R9).

by Anonymousreply 17May 15, 2020 3:36 AM

r13 Eva is on about her 5th face now. She's had a LOT of work done since getting with Ryan, mostly good work. When you see her without makeup though, she can barely move her face. I wonder if Ryan keeps pressuring her to look young?

by Anonymousreply 18May 15, 2020 3:36 AM

More evidence:

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by Anonymousreply 19May 15, 2020 3:37 AM

More evidence:

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by Anonymousreply 20May 15, 2020 3:37 AM

I remember when I saw this shot in the commercial for the movie, I though at first that we has bareassed.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 15, 2020 3:38 AM

he was*

by Anonymousreply 22May 15, 2020 3:40 AM

Sweatpants bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 23May 15, 2020 3:46 AM

He had more of a BDF before the plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 24May 15, 2020 3:58 AM

[quote]with his talent and his cock, he could have had anyone.....why mendes?????

Yeah, I wonder that too. He waited a long time to settle down and with all the women available, he chose her?

by Anonymousreply 25May 15, 2020 9:19 AM

[quote] He waited a long time to settle down and with all the women available, he chose her?

Love when silly gay boys question straight boys choices.

by Anonymousreply 26May 15, 2020 9:25 AM

[quote]'ve been fooled before with Chris Pine. He bulged a lot but was all balls. I want to believe!

In all fairness, Pine's nude scene was shot n a cold lake in Scotland in the winter and he did it and didn't bitch about it.

by Anonymousreply 27May 15, 2020 9:42 AM

He has a mommy fetish. He's always dated older women.

There's something weird/off about that relationship though. He almost refuses to take her anywhere or be seen with her. And of course, she immediately gave up her acting career. (No big loss of course, but still)

by Anonymousreply 28May 15, 2020 12:09 PM

Love Gosling. Dude's hot as fuck. Has gotta be weird as fuck. Will play the game though and is a hooooooot on SNL, especially in recent years. Him cracking up during those alien abduction sketches solidified his status in this stage of his career. He's beloved, doesn't have to try, and he knows this.

[quote]He almost refuses to take her anywhere or be seen with her. And of course, she immediately gave up her acting career. (No big loss of course, but still)

That they're still TOGETHER despite all that is the weirdest part. I wanna trace it back to Place Beyond the Pines, because they were in that together (though different sections of the film). She was good in it! It actually felt like she was gonna start trying, you know? But then she got with Gosling and I believe she wanted to become a mother, because the ONLY TIME this bitch was brought up during La La Land's Oscar campaign/winning tour, was Gosling's Golden Globes speech where he shouts her out but THAT'S IT!

I don't even know what she looks like anymore. I assume the one of them at Disneyland is old and back from when everyone was going nuts about Gosling sightings at the theme park.

See Mendes dedication below:

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by Anonymousreply 29May 15, 2020 12:21 PM

[quote]How big is that dick?

I would say about 3 slices of Wonder Bread.

by Anonymousreply 30May 15, 2020 12:25 PM

Also, if I'm not mistaken, Eva wasn't at ANY carpet events for La La Land. It was fucking STRANGE!

But also like... I don't know, did he, Emma, and Damien have a threesome? I feel like there was weird sexual tension that year, especially between Emma and Damien, because Damien's relationship status was somewhat of a talking point, and during that Oscar season it came out that he was dating some random chick, and he had her on his arm that night, but she came out of nowhere, and his body language with Emma was OFFF.

Gosling seemed fully high that night though.

Is Eva cool with this? Feels like they made a decision. I'll stay with the kids. You have your career. But like... Rita Wilson's perpetually by Hanks' side. She got COVID with him, so you know that agreement was, I'll chill on the career, but you're taking me to every goddamn Oscar show.

I wonder if that's why they didn't nominate Hanks for like... EVER. You think the Academy just doesn't like Rita?

Everyone in Hollywood knows Eva. But they mainly know her from riding the 2 Fast 2 Furious wave for like... over a decade. You think Gosling's embarrassed by her, but has grown up his entire life wanting a beautiful Latina wife like most white boys?

That mommy fetish seems feasible. Boys are embarrassed by taking their mom places.

by Anonymousreply 31May 15, 2020 12:25 PM

She's only 46.

by Anonymousreply 32May 15, 2020 12:37 PM

Ryan Gosling laughing when it turned out that his film didn't win the Oscar made me like him even more.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 15, 2020 12:44 PM

more (and better) sweatpants bulge

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by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2020 12:47 PM

Gosling laughing is what's making me think something went down behind the scenes La La Land wise. It was like he was experience schadenfreude, but for whom? I think he dug the film just fine as he's a musical dude and I'm sure has been waiting for the right film to express that aspect of himself. He and Emma get along fine, and he and Damien do as well, so I don't think it's that. Could just be the farce of the Oscars crumbling that did it.

I don't know, that was weird year. I was laughing just like Gosling was, but I didn't expect GOSLING to be laughing like that about their Best Picture loss.

I think it's cause the publicists likely talked up the ENTIRE crew about how they were gonna sweep like the old school classics used to, and it looked like it was going that way, but nope.

by Anonymousreply 35May 15, 2020 12:48 PM

Ryan is charming in this interview.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 15, 2020 12:49 PM

R34 HOT!

Honestly, I've been a Gosling fan for so long and have noticed the bod, but never the cock. Especially in these pap photos! I don't follow the paps as much, so that sweatpants picture is PERFECT! And saved. He knows then, not just that he's got a big dick, but that people want to see it. That's the only reason you'd wear grey sweatpants.

I bet Gosling's more crafty than we think.

by Anonymousreply 37May 15, 2020 12:50 PM

another pic of him all wet

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by Anonymousreply 38May 15, 2020 12:50 PM

Reacting to a very funny story.

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by Anonymousreply 39May 15, 2020 12:52 PM

Looks to be thick, unless there was some degree of engorgement going on at the time.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 15, 2020 12:52 PM

[quote]He is the most boring of the boring of the bland.

Some of us like bland

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by Anonymousreply 41May 15, 2020 12:55 PM

He and Eva, despite their plastic surgeries, and Hollywood polish, look like an attractive, pleasant suburban couple. She has some bad angles but she can be voluptuous. He's a DILF.

by Anonymousreply 42May 15, 2020 12:59 PM

I just watched 8 mins of him and Emma interacting during the La La Land press tour and it was ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!! They really should work together more often. Just be that pair for this modern era.

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by Anonymousreply 43May 15, 2020 1:17 PM

My crush on Gosling has amplified thanks to this thread!

by Anonymousreply 44May 15, 2020 1:17 PM

[quote] look like an attractive, pleasant suburban couple. She has some bad angles but she can be voluptuous. He's a DILF.

Very true, actually. They look effortlessly beautiful together, which is why I'm wondering WHY they don't chill like Hanks and Rita!

This basically looks like a still from a Crazy, Stupid, Love level film.

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by Anonymousreply 45May 15, 2020 1:19 PM

I didn't realize that Eva is 6 years older than Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 46May 15, 2020 1:21 PM

Gosling's nice and tall. Has a nice build, and a hefty package. That's why he's so quietly confident. I respect that about him.

His chest actually gets a little play in this classic sketch. Gosling cracks a couple times to. His relationship to his own fame/beauty is funny to watch play out in real time, because I think he's learned to downplay it when it perpetually comes up, but I don't think he's embarrassed about anything, really.

I think he genuinely finds it all funny. He really was just a boy dancing in a girls' group, and he was just as outwardly confident, if not more so, back then.

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by Anonymousreply 47May 15, 2020 1:21 PM

I also don't think he outgrew that boyish quality. It's what makes some of his roles so compelling, like Blue Valentine, arguably his best. I thought that was a perfect intersection of his capabilities as an actor, and I think Michelle Williams had a lot to do with that. Notice he hasn't challenged himself as hard since? He should!

by Anonymousreply 48May 15, 2020 1:23 PM

Who is the blond man behind Eva in R7’s pic? He looks very familiar.

by Anonymousreply 49May 15, 2020 1:32 PM

That pic at r34 is fake.

I don't think and Emma have any romantic chemistry at all. They're like brother and sister.

by Anonymousreply 50May 15, 2020 1:36 PM

He should go back to his indie roots. He seems to have lost what once made him an interesting actor. These big budget sci-fi/space films are doing nothing for his career.

by Anonymousreply 51May 15, 2020 1:48 PM

To me much of his beauty is in his eyes. Those sweet doe eyes.

by Anonymousreply 52May 15, 2020 2:28 PM

Isn't Eva Mendes a known beard?

by Anonymousreply 53May 15, 2020 2:35 PM

Oh shut up, fool.

by Anonymousreply 54May 15, 2020 2:37 PM

Looks like he has tiny feet and absolutely no muscle on his legs -- which probably means he'd be good for drag.

by Anonymousreply 55May 15, 2020 2:39 PM

Eva Mendez has not worked since 2014? Her last credit on IMDB is from 2014.

by Anonymousreply 56May 15, 2020 3:22 PM

R9, what movie is that shot from?

by Anonymousreply 57May 15, 2020 3:28 PM

He looks average sized.. I’d take it. Ryan is definitely a pretty boy which gives him so much cred

by Anonymousreply 58May 15, 2020 3:36 PM

r57 Crazy Stupid Love.

by Anonymousreply 59May 15, 2020 3:36 PM

Didn't know he had so many fans here. I've always found him very handsome, but it seems every time there has been a thread on DL about him people go on about him being fugly and tear him to shreds.

by Anonymousreply 60May 15, 2020 3:42 PM

He's definitely got big balls, still not sure about the dick though. Maybe average or slightly above.

by Anonymousreply 61May 15, 2020 3:46 PM

All balls and no bat.

by Anonymousreply 62May 15, 2020 4:08 PM

Canadian, so presumably uncut?

by Anonymousreply 63May 15, 2020 4:38 PM

[quote] These big budget sci-fi/space films are doing nothing for his career.

But they're doing wonders for his pocketbook.

by Anonymousreply 64May 15, 2020 5:18 PM

He seems to be a briefs guy.

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by Anonymousreply 65May 15, 2020 5:22 PM

r5 It looks small but tight and muscular to me.

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by Anonymousreply 66May 15, 2020 5:28 PM

Eva has a pretty active Instagram page. She talks about work often - with work being her fashion line she designs and sells.

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by Anonymousreply 67May 15, 2020 5:32 PM

Grade A Prime Canadian Tubesteak

by Anonymousreply 68May 15, 2020 5:37 PM

[quote]Canadian, so presumably uncut?

Not necessarily. Canadians are a mix of cut & uncut. Fewer cut guys than the U.S., but more than Europe.

Ryan was born in 1980, so he could be cut. (He was also born in London, Ontario, same place as Justin Bieber who is cut).

by Anonymousreply 69May 15, 2020 10:07 PM

I can't fund a screencap but there's a great shot in The Notebook when he's carrying her to the bed in the sex scene. Very visible bulge.

by Anonymousreply 70May 15, 2020 10:24 PM

find*

by Anonymousreply 71May 15, 2020 10:25 PM

[quote]Eva has a pretty active Instagram page. She talks about work often - with work being her fashion line she designs and sells.

I actually TOTALLY forgot that Eva has her own like... mini-empire! I noticed that a lot of attractive actresses that should've had better careers (Gabriel Union for example) end up establishing brands in other areas. I went to the mall. Some women's store with my cousin a few years ago and there was Eva looking wonderful! I'd wondered what happened to her. Forgot she's just doing something else.

by Anonymousreply 72May 16, 2020 1:47 AM

Ryan has one of the best cocks and ass in the business....u don't think it was his face or talent that got him there do ya?

by Anonymousreply 73May 16, 2020 1:53 PM

Gosling never did anything for me. I'd forget he exists if drooling sluts with poor taste would stop bringing him up all the time.

by Anonymousreply 74May 16, 2020 2:01 PM

R74 Gosling just told me he's [italic]devastated![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 75May 17, 2020 4:37 PM

Do his wife let him hve a nite out with the cock suckers ever? its so big it needs mega attention, I GOT DIBS ON THAT HOLE

by Anonymousreply 76May 18, 2020 4:36 PM

Honestly, I doubt Eva, or anyone, can tell Gosling what to do at this point. That she was absent during his latest Oscar run, I doubt she even could stopping him from getting head on the side, male or otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 77May 18, 2020 4:37 PM

Oh Please R77 tell us more about some celeb's sex life that you have never met.

by Anonymousreply 78May 18, 2020 4:51 PM

I wanna suck his dick like a meth addict

by Anonymousreply 79May 18, 2020 5:25 PM

r77 If he cheats, he better keep it extra discreet. You don't fuck with Latinas when it comes to cheating!

by Anonymousreply 80May 18, 2020 7:08 PM

His career needs a new spark.

It's time to go full frontal!

by Anonymousreply 81May 23, 2020 2:49 AM

[quote] with his talent and his cock, he could have had anyone.....why mendes?????

You guys do realize Eva Mendes is a total wet dream for most straight guys? She's like one of the most gorgeous women on the planet. One might even say looks-wise she's slumming with Gosling.

by Anonymousreply 82May 23, 2020 3:14 AM

Wasn't he banging Olivia Wilde briefly before Eva? And Eva was dating Jason Sudeikis? Now both couples are with the other. Hollywood is so incestuous.

by Anonymousreply 83May 23, 2020 2:32 PM

Trudeau had him.

by Anonymousreply 84May 23, 2020 2:50 PM

Ryan has had as much work done to his face as Eva.

by Anonymousreply 85May 23, 2020 2:50 PM

I wouldn't kick him out of the bed.

by Anonymousreply 86May 23, 2020 2:51 PM

I just love him, and have been a big fan for years. I love that Graham Norton clip - his reaction is adorable. I also love how Jodi Forster tries so hard to have a personality. Her awkwardness is palpable.

by Anonymousreply 87May 23, 2020 2:58 PM

He was the proto-Timothée.

by Anonymousreply 88May 23, 2020 3:04 PM

[quote]Ryan has had as much work done to his face as Eva.

Honey, faces change with age, weight gain and loss, get over your "work done" obsession.

by Anonymousreply 89May 23, 2020 3:26 PM

Surely a nose job..

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by Anonymousreply 90May 23, 2020 3:30 PM

I preferred him before he got all buff. Even though he was playing a crack addict, I thought Half Nelson was the most attractive he ever was.

by Anonymousreply 91May 23, 2020 4:18 PM

[quote]  I also love how Jodi Forster tries so hard to have a personality. Her awkwardness is palpable.

Graham Norton Show is a weird experience for most Hollywood and American celebrities. You can see how uncomfortable they are trying to be as open and relatable as the UK actors, who on top of that are many times comedians who certainly know their audience. American celebrities try to act all normal and down to earth which, well, doesn't work that well for everyone. They are apparently given all the booze they want to loosen them up.

Jodie can obviously be more stuffy than others but knowing her history you understand why.

by Anonymousreply 92May 23, 2020 5:16 PM

Is this mound of meat the reason behind his bulge? This is Ryan, right?

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by Anonymousreply 93May 28, 2020 1:13 PM

More bulge

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by Anonymousreply 94June 4, 2020 12:39 AM

And more

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by Anonymousreply 95June 4, 2020 12:41 AM

bump for more Gosdong. For all the idiots who think Timmy is packing.

by Anonymousreply 96June 27, 2020 9:11 PM

Just a sock, all fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 97June 27, 2020 9:16 PM

Ryan looks like the kind of guy that would stand around and watch his best friend get beaten up by a bunch of thugs.

Hard pass!!

by Anonymousreply 98June 27, 2020 9:21 PM

r97 That GIF from Blue Valentine is definitely not a sock.

by Anonymousreply 99June 27, 2020 9:58 PM

I applaud your rich, full, fantasy life, R98.

by Anonymousreply 100June 27, 2020 10:01 PM

Ryan is back on a film set, and he's brought a hint of bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 101March 19, 2021 5:14 AM

Unf i stared at his bulge in blue valentine.

by Anonymousreply 102March 19, 2021 5:17 AM

View from behind.

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by Anonymousreply 103April 21, 2021 12:59 AM

I can’t wait to see him in the Werewolf movie.

by Anonymousreply 104April 21, 2021 1:03 AM

He's about 5'7" of pasty Canadian white bread...

and on those occasions when he's not "camera-ready" for a role

he's pudgy pasty white bread

by Anonymousreply 105April 21, 2021 1:15 AM

Not sexually attracted to him. I want to be but he doesn’t do anything sexy. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 106April 21, 2021 1:17 AM

Eva Mendes?! That worthless cunt! Is he crazy?!

by Anonymousreply 107April 21, 2021 1:21 AM

[quote]Canadian, so presumably uncut?

Is this an American thing? The uncuts are all the Catholics esp. the French Canadians.

Seeing as you have all of those Latin people (again, Catholics) in the US you would think there were more uncut Americans.

by Anonymousreply 108April 21, 2021 1:26 AM

Jesus Christ, you queens brought this tired-ass thread back just to argue about the number of American males who are circumcised versus uncircumcised? Give me a break! But I would like to add that a lot of circumcisions are done as a medical procedure rather than a religious practice.

by Anonymousreply 109April 21, 2021 1:57 AM

He had big dick swagger way back when he was a kid @ R14!

by Anonymousreply 110April 21, 2021 2:06 AM

r106 Not even his Crazy, Stupid, Love role?

by Anonymousreply 111April 21, 2021 4:46 AM

It turns out he may be dickless after all.

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by Anonymousreply 112October 23, 2021 1:59 AM
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