People trolling Eric Trump on Twitter after he confuses cliches and becomes A Twitter laughingstock

Eric "Short Bus" Trump.

Taking a page out of Daddy's playbook. They make grammar and spelling errors on purpose so the press will cover what they wrote while mocking them. It's a slick way of controlling the news cycle. Baby Trump would like us all to read and be aware of something.

[quote]Baby Trump would like us all to read and be aware of something.

Yes. Like how stupid he is.

The entire Trump family deserves to be mocked and shunned. Except for maybe Tiffany and Barron. They don't seem inherently evil and greedy, and you can't control what family you're born in to.

R3 Daddy will post something garbled tomorrow about Oblama and treeson!!!

It’s also very George W. Bush. This is a pattern in US politics, putting morons on pedestals.

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”—Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

2. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

3. “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”—Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me—fool, fool me, you’re not gonna fool me again!”

R6 Number 3 was funny as fuck, LOL.

Bush really was beyond stupid. But Trump is much dumber.

Trumps and education is like oil and water, they just don't mix well.

[quote] Eric Trump is, quite possibly, the only person to have ever used the phrase "the chips are starting to crumble" on the internet other than someone posting on the official forums of The Bold and the Beautiful.

Are they still going on about the Fusion GPS shit?

Everything they say is calculated and approved.

The comments are funny.

He looks like a weasel.

Is he Marla or Ivanas' son?

R6, my favourite Bush quote was "There's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail."

I remember when Dan Quayle misspelling "potatoes" was news.

:(

What doesn't kill you makes you a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

It is a good thing Eric is pretty.... oh wait, never mind.

the trump’s their just like Us !!

#KAG

I don't give Tiffany or Barron any passes.

They will assimilate to the evil, grifter family ways either naturally or by design in order to survive AND to be kept in the Will.

I love it!

R15,LOL. It reminds me of a game students introduced to me back in my sub teacher days. Give Bush a Brain. Amazingly it's still on the web.

All of you should play, it brings back old memories. Take a shot DLers

He's so fucking ugly. As is his wife.

Eric Trump reminds me of the son that Mom slaps the most on Futurama.

R15 and R16 Republicans are dumber than shit.

Best moment

Eric “Date Rape” Trump is beyond stupid. Ugly too.

Has Barron spoken today?

The people defending him.are the same people who celebrated Sarah Palin.

Eric’s wife is getting a little long in the tooth. I think it’s time for him to shed her, like they do with all their first wives.

“The taste of communion.”

R31, that’s nothing compared to what her siblings do, say or write. It’s rather sweet actually.

R32 Still...what is the taste of cum union?

It's all a ploy to make Ivanka look like the smart competent one. She will definitely stay in the political circle unfortunately.

Talk about a polluted gene pool. I would love to know how many genetic deformities exist in that family line. He looks like he has Marfan Syndrome. Poor thing.

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They all have those ratty extensions except Melania who wears that same wig.

Funny how Eric has benefited from his father's presidency. People always assumed he wes the dumb one (see SNL) but even though he's on the lower end of the IQ scale, DJTJ manages to advertise that he is, what might be considered, Donald Trump's mentally-retarded child.)

That beard looks absolutely dreadful, almost like it's CGI. Implants?

R6, my favorite was: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Former Vice President Dan Quayle is still the master of malapropisms:

"Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here."

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." (Vice President Dan Quayle - this was part of his address to the United Negro College Fund, whose slogan is "a mind is a terrible thing to waste")

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world." (The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card) [Not a beacon of literacy]

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

Bless his heart.

Quayle's mistakes were definitely bad, but they always seemed to me to be timed to take the focus off of Bush right when Poppy needed there to be a distraction. That requires at least a certain amount of political savvy from somebody.

The Trumps and their lackeys, OTOH, are just morons.

R38 I think it's just that Jr is just more desperate to be Daddy's Good Boy.

It just shows to go you, what a dumb ass.

Dan Quayle was kind of an "honorary" Trump

My God, I hate this fucking family.