Does Melania Change Trump’s adult diapers?

Of course not, silly!

No, dat es Ivanka's job.

He's an adult. He wears adult Pull-Ups and changes them himself.

they never go near each other

I’m choosing to believe our president is a diaper fetishist! It only makes sense.

Humorless thread concept

Poop on R6.

Rump has said on many occasions "I'm not a baby" or has called others babies (which is projection), so I would say for sure he wears adult diapers because that would make him a baby in his pea brained thinking. Likely the diapers are from incontinence caused by decades of drug abuse (Noel Castler has said he wore diapers on the Celebrity Apprentice and messed himself).

But to answer OP's question, I highly doubt the Slovenian whore now would touch him with a 10 foot pole, so no she doesn't change them.

That's the job for the Valet of the Stool.

There is some question as to whether or not she even lives in the White House. I would assume the only time they see each other is when they are going to be photographed.

If Trump worn diapers I am sure Stormy Daniels would have included that. As much as I want to think Trump wears diapers, I doubt it. If anything he wears panty liners because he is such a pussy.

I vill not change ze fat reetard's diapers. Zey get really stinky and heavy ven he eat ze chicken fries and taco bowls. Ve have ze help to change diaper.

Vitter and Trump change each other's diapers.

I need to find the interview with the former Celebrity Apprentice Producer. He said Trump's nickname was shitpants. He said the most disturbing them was that Ivanka would use that Marilyn Monroe breathy baby voice when she talked to Trump to get what she wanted. Her real voice was deeper and huskier.

Here it is

Definitely. Changing johns' dirty diapers is of Melania's various tricks. She's an old pro.

I SHART MYSELF EVERYTIME I REMEMBER HE'S POTUS .

Does Ivanka use ground up Adderall to powder his ass?

Melania has to spank Baby Donald's ass, put him in a fresh diaper and feed him.

Melania only changes his diaper during the night shift. Hope Hicks has the day shift. Ivanka provides some relief on weekends. They rotate.

Have I missed a funny post in this thread?

R21 Maybe the image of the great, fat, orange one laying on a changing table while Melania changes his diaper?

That's a revolting nightmare, not funny.

I bet he flings his poo during diaper changes until Melania/Hope Hicks/Ivanka/Kellyanne/Kayleigh gives him his phone back so he can tweet out something crazy about Obama/Hillary/Adam Schiff/Fauci/Any Democrat.

Melania and Barron spend most of their time in Potomac, Maryland where her parents have an estate. The boy attends a nearby school for 'special' kids.

Grrrrr