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Hey fat whores!

Let's talk about ice cream! My fat little paws flew like hummingbirds towards this Magnum Double Pistachio Honey! I hope the diabetes is worth it!

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by Anonymousreply 4305/24/2020

I crave ice cream less and less and I get older.

Confession: I've never really liked "premium" ice cream - it's too rich. I always preferred just the mid-range air whipped stuff or Dairy Queen or similar "ice milk."

by Anonymousreply 105/12/2020

This kind of fat whores who cause mass quarantine and isolation all over the world. Hope they just die fast, fat and furious so we don't have to worry about corona deathfats anymore. MEH!

by Anonymousreply 205/12/2020

Oooof, makes me too gassy. I love it but I avoid it like the plague. I prefer sorbet.

by Anonymousreply 305/12/2020

The only ice cream I will eat

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by Anonymousreply 405/12/2020

OP, I have some of that in my freezer but I haven't tried it yet. Sounds good, though. I love pistachio.

by Anonymousreply 505/13/2020

I love Haagen-Daz Trio ice cream with crispy chocolate layers and 2 kinds of ice cream. This stuff is exquisite!

by Anonymousreply 605/13/2020

Currently addicted to this one. Graham cracker flavored ice cream with graham cracker pieces, a marshmallow swirl, and peanut butter cups.

Only available in Upstate New York. Jealous bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 705/21/2020

Did somebody say fat whore? That would be me! Here is one of my favorites:

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by Anonymousreply 805/21/2020

I’ll have what she’s having.

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by Anonymousreply 905/21/2020

That Jeni’s is like $10 a pint. She buys it like water!

by Anonymousreply 1005/21/2020

Mmm.... fat whore's ice cream.

Rori's Artisinal is an annoying name but the ice cream is to die for. I think it's California only at this point.

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by Anonymousreply 1105/21/2020

The layer of chocolate on top in op's pic makes no sense. Hard to crack into, and gone with the first few mouthfuls! Is there chocolate along the sides too?

by Anonymousreply 1205/21/2020

I love ice cream!

by Anonymousreply 1305/21/2020

Like water, r10? OMG.

You mean to tell me that the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States of America, can have ALL THE ICE CREAM SHE WANTS? She can have ten different kinds of ice cream in her freezer at any time.


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by Anonymousreply 1405/21/2020

R8 I too love Black cherry ice cream! The best I ever had was at a cute little shop called Treats in Nevada City, CA. It was homemade too. Amazing stuff!

by Anonymousreply 1505/21/2020

When the "Halo" cunt rears its ugly head, let's all throw up on its shoes.

by Anonymousreply 1605/21/2020

I'm a peanut butter chocolate ice cream whore.

by Anonymousreply 1705/21/2020

When I was visiting South Africa, I saw long lines at every freakin Magnum ice cream store. Although I'm a fat whore who rejoices often, I'm not an ice cream whore, so I never partook.

by Anonymousreply 1805/21/2020

You type atherosclerotic.

by Anonymousreply 1905/21/2020

There are layers of chocolate throughout OP's ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 2005/21/2020

I am desperately regretting not buying any ice cream at the store this morning and I'm wondering if I have everything I need to make ice cream here.

And some delicious caramel or fudge sauce.

I'm getting fatter and whorier by the second.

by Anonymousreply 2105/21/2020

I love ice cream but it must have something chunky in it. My favorites are Thin Mint and Dreyer's Swiss Orange Sherbet, made with dark chocolate chips. I haven't seen Swiss Orange in the stores in years and it really pisses me off! I also love the Moose Track flavors.

I rarely buy ice cream because I'll eat it up so quickly.

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by Anonymousreply 2205/21/2020

I’ve been liking the Häagen-Dazs alcohol-flavored line, particularly the bourbon vanilla bean truffle.

by Anonymousreply 2305/21/2020

I'm a sucker for Klondike bars! I put them in a bowl and eat them with a spoon. I love the pretzel crust and the Heath Bar crust. Yum. Edy's Double Churned is also great.

by Anonymousreply 2405/21/2020

I love this banana ice cream but can’t find it anywhere!

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by Anonymousreply 2505/21/2020

I meant this flavor......

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by Anonymousreply 2605/21/2020

r12 Yes. All of the Magnum pints have a chocolate shell all the way around (presumably to replicate their bars.) I don't mind the layer on top, but the ones on the side are kind of useless, since they stick to the carton.

by Anonymousreply 2705/22/2020

You're supposed to let the ice cream soften and then squeeze the container to crack the layers of chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 2805/22/2020

It's off topic but the banana ice cream reminded me of the magnolia bakery banana pudding I had last month. Amazing, a real fatass dream. Someone sent it as gift. I only knew Magnolia for their cupcakes from SATC but heard that they aren't all that. This pudding is the real thing and I'm not a big fan of pudding usually.

by Anonymousreply 2905/22/2020

Has anyone tried Yasso's chocolate fudge bars, mint'n chip, or salted caramel? Only 80 calories a serving and very few artificial ingredients listed.

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by Anonymousreply 3005/22/2020

No, R30, this thread is clearly marked for FAT WHORES not low calorie yogurt bars.

by Anonymousreply 3105/24/2020

I had Haagen Dazs peanut butter chocolate today.

by Anonymousreply 3205/24/2020

R31, I know but I was wondering if Yasso chocolate fudge or coffee with chocolate chips would be almost as satisfying as the higher fat versions.

Love Haagen Dazs coffee ice cream, one spoonful a day.

by Anonymousreply 3305/24/2020

Plump Trumps rejoice!

by Anonymousreply 3405/24/2020

Just discovered Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Half Baked. Sooooooo good.

by Anonymousreply 3505/24/2020

Ben and Jerry’s Half-baked is my favorite. Chocolate and vanilla ice cream, with chunks of brownie and cookie dough mixed in.

by Anonymousreply 3605/24/2020

Take it to a tofu thread, r33. And marinate on the thought that Haagen-Dazs and Ben & Jerry's put their ice cream in those single-serving pint containers for a reason. "One spoonful a day." Please.

by Anonymousreply 3705/24/2020

Great minds, R35 ! The peanut butter is amazing, too.

by Anonymousreply 3805/24/2020

When I’m feeling like a real porker I make shitty pillsbury tube cookies and put vanilla on ce cream on them while they’re still hot.

by Anonymousreply 3905/24/2020

Are "fat whores" whores for fat or whores who are fat?

by Anonymousreply 4005/24/2020

America's Test Kitchen's chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich recipe (i.e., Chipwich.)

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by Anonymousreply 4105/24/2020

Fette Sau!

by Anonymousreply 4205/24/2020

Sadly, my fat whorishness has taken a desperate turn to vegetables this evening.

I had this cauliflower and this being my 739th day in quarantine, I thought I'd try something new and roast the whole damn head as one piece.

So I grabbed the tattered remnants of my Big Booty shorts and Extra Wide Thigh-high PVC boots, and slathered the dreaded veg in butter, garlic, dill, lemon zest, cumin, salt, pepper and LOVE.

So now it has to roast for a little more than an hour. I'm whole-head-curious.

by Anonymousreply 4305/24/2020
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