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Armie Hammer unveils new gay look

That’s right, a “Kaftan”. No earrings, but toenails still pink.

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by Anonymousreply 28806/05/2020

He caftan’t.

by Anonymousreply 105/12/2020

A big bowl of fruit next to his booze.

by Anonymousreply 205/12/2020

Why does everything have to be classified as gay per DLers? He’s having some fun weird time, who cares.

OP, Armie troll. Go away. You are annoying

by Anonymousreply 305/12/2020

I thought he would have a more tasteful kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 405/12/2020

I think it's his father's house in Cayman Islands.

by Anonymousreply 505/12/2020

Yeah, that isn't a kitchen Lizzy would be caught dead in. Is he "tining" alone?

by Anonymousreply 605/12/2020

Once again, he’s harming his career. If he wants to be taken seriously, as an actor, he should stop this immature nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 705/12/2020

Why does he own a caftan?

by Anonymousreply 805/12/2020

R8, easy access.

by Anonymousreply 905/12/2020

Earrings would have been a bit much, no?

by Anonymousreply 1005/12/2020

[quote]Once again, he’s harming his career. If he wants to be taken seriously, as an actor, he should stop this immature nonsense.

Maybe he's looking like that for a part.

by Anonymousreply 1105/12/2020

Nothing is filming, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 1205/12/2020

It’s not a “gay” look- homophobe- and he’s just goofing around like loads of people are during this thing. God DL can be stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1305/12/2020

He should let it twirl up and show us his junk!

by Anonymousreply 1405/12/2020

Doesn't it sort of seem like he googled himself and Timmy, found DL, and is now hilariously running with every conceivable inside joke that he can imagine?

I mean, c'mon. He's wearing a caftan, for chrissakes.


If he ever mentions Vivian Vance in a tweet...

by Anonymousreply 1505/12/2020

When did Mrs. Roper transition?

by Anonymousreply 1605/12/2020

The new hair stunt again perfectly timed for Dune promotions. Methinks somebody is jealous and trying to get some attention too. What a baby.

And he is drinking a beer at 9:30 am, looks fat and very gay.

by Anonymousreply 1705/12/2020

Beer and cheeseballs for breakfast?!

Call him "Carbie Hammered."

by Anonymousreply 1805/12/2020

The desperation he has suggests something more serious. Maybe a personality disorder?

by Anonymousreply 1905/12/2020

He posts only piggybacking on Timothée’s post. Always. It’s creepy. He’s as obsessed as his wifey.

by Anonymousreply 2005/12/2020

It's been about 60 days. He's a fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2105/12/2020

He’s got to remind us that he’s on quarantine of course. The most human thing he’s probably ever done and he’s doing it in the Caribbean on a golf resort. Because the quarantine is all about him. He’s the only one affected.

by Anonymousreply 2205/12/2020

You gurls is turning against him.

you luuurved him so much before.

by Anonymousreply 2305/12/2020

He’s got to be trolling DL with this.

I don’t even think he’s gay. He’s bi at most. But come on. That looks gay.

by Anonymousreply 2405/12/2020

He's always been a SM whore, but I still love him.

by Anonymousreply 2505/12/2020

R24 why would a “bi at most” be trolling DL or preoccupied with what we think? Do str8 guys lurk here with that much interest?

by Anonymousreply 2605/13/2020

Well he and his caftan made it into People magazine, so he got what he was after.

by Anonymousreply 2705/14/2020

His "cataract-blue" eyes make him look creepy with that moustache.

by Anonymousreply 2805/14/2020

The stache probably freaks out his own kids.

by Anonymousreply 2905/15/2020

Liz, give it a rest, you married an actor; changing their appearance is what actors do.

by Anonymousreply 3005/16/2020

She’s hitting the bottle and not afraid to let the world know

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by Anonymousreply 3105/16/2020

R31, because he can't get his hands on this...He's losing it

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by Anonymousreply 3205/16/2020

Armie should show the world (DL) his big peen

by Anonymousreply 3305/17/2020

R33 it’s probably little. He has a tiny bulge. No way he’d show it.

by Anonymousreply 3405/17/2020

R34, I agree. I think Timmy was willing to show the world his anaconda in CMBYN, but Armie didn’t want his cocklet on display. As a result, no dong.

by Anonymousreply 3505/17/2020

If James Ivory had Shia as intended there would have definitely been nudity.

by Anonymousreply 3605/17/2020

I wonder what exactly was in Ivory's original script that would've cost an extra 5 million compared to what we got.

by Anonymousreply 3705/17/2020

R37 I think Ivory wanted to stick to source. Probably had it set on the sea where it should have been. They shot in Luca’s hometown so they avoided accommodation and travel costs for the crew. Luca probably got friend rates for all the local businesses. Armie was also probably cheaper than Shia. Ivory’s director salary was also avoided since Luca produced the movie he may not have gotten paid.

by Anonymousreply 3805/17/2020

Can you imagine Shia with Timothee though?

by Anonymousreply 3905/18/2020

R39 I would expect the sex would have been more rough and nasty, rather than playful and romantic. And Shia would have gone all alpha on him and made Timmy a little sub bitch.

by Anonymousreply 4005/18/2020

R40 you are kidding yourself. It was a boy's first encounter with homosex. Luca would never have allowed that to happen

by Anonymousreply 4105/18/2020

Isn't it too short to be a kaftan? Is it hitched up somehow?

by Anonymousreply 4205/18/2020

He’s said his father hates him and has taken to boozing and eating dinner for breakfast. Typical meltdown mode. Happens regularly each May.

by Anonymousreply 4305/18/2020

Is he an alcoholic?

by Anonymousreply 4405/18/2020

R43 what do you mean each May? Why?

by Anonymousreply 4505/18/2020

R44, could be, his parents are extremely religious. It was a bad idea to spend lockdown with his dad, I wonder who thought of that. It must be hellish, Armie's been acting up all this time.

by Anonymousreply 4605/18/2020

The mother is religious, I think the father is more chill now. He divorced Armie’s mother and married a total California type named Misty.

by Anonymousreply 4705/18/2020

R47, the dad is founder of Grace Christian Academy, the Christian Communications Association and owner of the Christian radio on the Cayman Islands. It doesn't sound chilled to me but that religion is still coming out of his eyes and ears. Scary

And poor Armie is stuck there with who knows who else and their republican ideals. I'm picturing the all white extreme right wing film version of "Get out".

Armie: you in danger gurl?

by Anonymousreply 4805/18/2020

Poor Armie? He chose to be there.

All this stuff he's doing is for the same reason he does everything - attention.

by Anonymousreply 4905/18/2020

R49, we don't know that. You are making all sorts of assumptions

by Anonymousreply 5005/18/2020

R50 And you lot aren't?

He's a grown man, so yes, he can make his own fucking choices.

by Anonymousreply 5105/18/2020

R48 that was DECADES ago, you dumb cunt. He has been divorced from Dru for quite a few years now.

by Anonymousreply 5205/18/2020

[quote]Can you imagine Shia with Timothee though?

In this clip at the 2:16 mark, Timothee says he could tell Armie was nice and wasn't going to terrorize him for a month and a half and I assumed that was a fear he had about LaBeouf.

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by Anonymousreply 5305/18/2020

[R51] He definitely chose to be there, but clearly hates it. He probably went to the Caymans to self-isolate with his kids, but didn't realize he was going to be stuck there as long as he has been.

by Anonymousreply 5405/18/2020

That's not a gay look OP, that's a meth look.

by Anonymousreply 5505/18/2020

R55 is someone going to be able to get a steady stream of meth on a Caribbean island during lockdown? LA yes, but an island nation?

by Anonymousreply 5605/18/2020

[quote][R48] that was DECADES ago, you dumb cunt. He has been divorced from Dru for quite a few years now.

Armie's dad may be divorced from his mom but he's still full of religious crazy, and regularly gives money to all sorts of fundie organizations. He's just somewhat lower-key about it than Dru.

by Anonymousreply 5705/18/2020

R54 he went because he and his wife and children (his kids have turned out to be nauseating little shits) are over privileged assholes who were afraid to stay in LA where there may have been civil unrest and their father’s compound in The Caymans would satisfy their need for luxury. The LA pad was inadequate. Liz needs yacht life and Armie needs golf courses and food and booze at his disposal. They didn’t want to make any sacrifices.

His quarantine as antics probably stem more from him not being able to get the right mix of his Californian drugs than him being miserable. His hair was for attention and so is the stache.

by Anonymousreply 5805/18/2020

R55 you can see how dilated his pupils are he’s on something heavier than usual weed. Maybe coke. His wife looks like a cokehead.

by Anonymousreply 5905/18/2020

R56 Yes, you idiot

by Anonymousreply 6005/18/2020

you know he is playing, ya'll. ha. i don't follow these threads...but look at the pic! lol

by Anonymousreply 6105/18/2020

He had a scavenger hunt for his kids which was organized by some random locals (one he’s probably fucking) in e we what looks like an abandoned hotel. In the caymans they are basically royalty. The fact they have access to empty hotels and golf courses during a pandemic is why they’re there. They don’t care about fundie parents.

By the way, the girl kid is dumb. Armie had to show her what red was and she’s school aged.

by Anonymousreply 6205/18/2020

[quote] that was DECADES ago, you dumb cunt. He has been divorced from Dru for quite a few years now.

Mickey, is that you? We all know you are a filthy republican with lizard skin and blood on your hands — stop pretending.

by Anonymousreply 6305/18/2020

My asshole itches.

by Anonymousreply 6405/18/2020

R62, could it just be that it was closer to NY? (NYC to Cayman Islands is a 3 hours journey by plane as opposed to 6 hours to LA)

I think Armie was thinking about the play he was on before all this madness happened. It will be easier to rush back when things go back to normal. It's quicker and easier. Or it is possible that wifey went there first with the kids and he had no other choice but to follow if he wanted to see/be with them. Being quarantined alone in LA when your family is elsewhere doesn't make sense.

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by Anonymousreply 6505/18/2020

It's so weird to see the hoops some of you will jump through to defend Armie Hammer of all people.

And no-one will be rushing back to the theatre.

by Anonymousreply 6605/18/2020

R66 Armie Hammer Of All People, should be his new full name.

by Anonymousreply 6705/19/2020

R66 his play has officially cancelled. It was trash anyway. He’s lucky in a way, he can stop his desperation at the stage door greeting his handful of paid PR fans. That was getting weird.

by Anonymousreply 6805/19/2020

Has Armie communicated with Timothee on social media since 2018? I know he left the comment about him on Zoe Kravitz’s account but has he commented directly at him or liked any of his posts?

by Anonymousreply 6905/19/2020

R69, some of you are obtuse. Why would he communicate through social media when he has his phone number and can do it directly and what is most important privately.

Does he communicate with his mother/father/friends through social media? Would you conclude then that he hasn't been in touch with either of them for the past 10 years?


by Anonymousreply 7005/19/2020

[quote] It was trash anyway.

So you have seen it?

by Anonymousreply 7105/19/2020

R70 yes he does communicate with his friends on sm. does it all the time. He also actively likes their posts. Timothee does that too. Armie just ignores him. Case in point the ignored emojis while he happily replied to so other comments from his friends on that same post.

by Anonymousreply 7205/19/2020

R71 nobody saw it. He’s lucky it was cancelled. They didn’t sell many tickets. It would have bombed.

by Anonymousreply 7305/19/2020

The most hilarious omission is Armie has never liked any of Timothee’s film posts. You’d think he’d want to acknowledge Dune but nope. He thought his buddy Ashton’s post 5 days ago was worth a like though.

by Anonymousreply 7405/19/2020

[quote]The fact they have access to empty hotels and golf courses during a pandemic is why they’re there.

This. The Hammers, probably instigated by Papa Hammer, are doing what the 1% are doing all over the world: sheltering in holiday homes in far flung, lower population places that haven't had as much of a problem with the virus. Anti-vaxxer Liz probably insisted on it and Armie's dad is paying for it. She tried to get her media buddies to help spread the story that they went to the Caymans for vacation anyway and just got stuck there (to make them seem less elitist, I guess) but she must have forgotten that when the shit hit the fan her husband was at the beginning of a Broadway run, and not free to jet off for vacation anytime soon...

by Anonymousreply 7505/19/2020

R75, I'm confused...isn't Armie part of the 1%? Wasn't that one of the reasons the little minx Chalamet was into him?

by Anonymousreply 7605/19/2020

R76 The fangirls here like to pretend he's a perfect innocent who's being manipulated by his parents or his wife or whoever.

by Anonymousreply 7705/19/2020

I don't think he's innocent but you have to admit that due to the contradiction between his actual lifestyle and the income he derives from his chosen profession his family and especially his wife have him by the balls, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 7805/19/2020

[quote]Why would he communicate through social media when he has his phone number and can do it directly and what is most important privately. Does he communicate with his mother/father/friends through social media? Would you conclude then that he hasn't been in touch with either of them for the past 10 years? Ridiculous

Ridiculous indeed. Those of us who aren’t teenagers understand this.

by Anonymousreply 7905/19/2020

[quote]I don't think he's innocent but you have to admit that due to the contradiction between his actual lifestyle and the income he derives from his chosen profession his family and especially his wife have him by the balls, so to speak

Yeah, but who let them get a vise grip on his balls in the first place? I like Armie, but he gets no sympathy from me.

by Anonymousreply 8005/19/2020

[quote] his play has officially cancelled

Oh dear

by Anonymousreply 8105/19/2020

R78 In which case he could say 'fuck your money' - which is something he actually claims he did when he decided to continue to act. So even your defence relies on him being a liar!

by Anonymousreply 8205/19/2020

R82, lying to journalists or the media, I don't see it as really fibbing to be honest. What you see in the media is most of the times fiction with only a grain of truth. I'm surprised people have only recently wised up to 'fake news', it has always been around. If Armie feels he needs to lie to protect his life from prying eyes, so be it. I support him 100%

by Anonymousreply 8305/20/2020

R83 Or he could just, you know, keep his trap shut.

by Anonymousreply 8405/20/2020

R83 kinda a gross misrepresentation pretending that you had struggles and are self made while benefiting from your trust fund and handouts. His mother bought him an apartment in Beverly Hills as his first home when he was “struggling “ as an actor.

by Anonymousreply 8505/20/2020

R85 people can have troubles even if they are rich. I suspect that with a family like his — right-wingers, Christian fundamentalists — the struggle must be real and never-ending

by Anonymousreply 8605/20/2020

[quote]I suspect that with a family like his — right-wingers, Christian fundamentalists — the struggle must be real and never-ending


by Anonymousreply 8705/20/2020

Those floor lights are tacky!

We know a legit billionaire who has a beautiful house (from the outside) in a lovely tasteful old-money CT enclave I’d kill to live in. Inside, most of the rooms have a “theme” and the only common thread is that everything is expensive and ugly. They have a few pieces of furniture and art that are nice.

Anyway, they have a fireplace with a light-up facade. I laughed my ass off when she turned it on. Money can’t buy taste, is my point.

by Anonymousreply 8805/20/2020

Is it the lighting or are his toe nails painted red?

by Anonymousreply 8905/20/2020

R86 In which case he could tell them to fuck off, like he claimed he did.

It must be handy for you though. Anything he does you don't like you can dismiss as being the workings of his evil family, rather than face up to the fact you stan a shitty human being.

by Anonymousreply 9005/20/2020

Yes his toenails are painted pink R89

by Anonymousreply 9105/20/2020

R90 oh man. Armie Hammer fans are the best at pretending he’s a victim. Whenever he sends a shitty post or tweet they often blame his wife for hijacking his account. Not the most intelligent bunch, that’s for sure.

by Anonymousreply 9205/21/2020

He spends his life with a ultra conservative instawhore and takes money from fundamentalists and the Saudi Arabians yet they think he’s a liberal just because he sometimes say something “Woke” on Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 9305/21/2020

Anyone knows where I can get to watch the short film "Query"? It was supposed to be shown in Tribeca but since that didn't happen I was wondering. Armie has a cameo role in it

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by Anonymousreply 9405/21/2020

R94 lol we don’t know or care, sweetheart

by Anonymousreply 9505/21/2020

The world’s youngest hasbeen.

by Anonymousreply 9605/21/2020

R95, so why are you on this thread? Nothing better to do?

All you do is show how envious you are. Yes, there are people who are lucky and live a better life than you — deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 9705/21/2020


[quote] Life is a marathon not a sprint

by Anonymousreply 9805/21/2020

R97 lol you mean like Armie, “so unhappy in my life and career that I paint my toes pink, shave my head regularly, start drinking at breakfast and have regular meltdowns” Hammer? He’s the ideal that we are so jealous of?

by Anonymousreply 9905/21/2020

R97 methinks the fraus is lost. She thinks this is a fan club.

by Anonymousreply 10005/21/2020

The thing about Armie Hammer is that despite all his family money and his vacation homes and his picture perfect life, you can *smell* the desperation oozing out of him. He craves approval from others, as much as he denies it - you can see this plainly from his Stepford-esque home life. Yes he's rich, yes he's attractive, but he's still had more hits than misses in his career and you can tell it fucking haunts him. I bet he thinks about that '10 long years of making Armie Hammer happen' article every single night before he goes to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 10105/21/2020

R99, R101 says it in part of her post: he's rich, he's attractive and does a job he likes. He even has the chance to fail at it and still be given more work. How many of you can say that? None of you. It eats you inside, that's why you are still here.

by Anonymousreply 10205/21/2020

Bless R102’s heart.

by Anonymousreply 10305/21/2020

R100, the fact that you think calling someone a woman is a slur, says it all about you.

If you are part of the disenfranchised as you obviously are, Hammer like the rest of the 1% is not guilty, you should direct your vile at the curdled Orangina in the White house that has been dragging the US in the Middle Ages.

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by Anonymousreply 10505/21/2020

God save me from these idiotic fangirls who don't understand DL is not a fansite.

by Anonymousreply 10605/21/2020

R106, except for pornstars, that's how low the bar is for some DLers

by Anonymousreply 10705/21/2020

Please, R106, elevate the discussion. We’ll wait.

by Anonymousreply 10805/21/2020

I think he´s happy with Timothee´s rising career because they´re friends, but he has to feel jealous of Vikander, Larson and very especially Henry Cavill for getting superheroes roles. It´s like a slap on his face.

by Anonymousreply 10905/21/2020

Stupid gays fantasize Armie being gay. Fucking stupid

by Anonymousreply 11005/21/2020

R109 Isn’t the Lone Ranger considered a super hero?

by Anonymousreply 11105/21/2020

Not unless there's a version I'm unaware of that has him fighting werewolves in the Old West rather than bandits and evil cattle barons.

by Anonymousreply 11205/21/2020

R112 Of course he is a super hero!

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by Anonymousreply 11305/21/2020

R109 you just need to have seen how much he trolled Henry on instagram to know he was insanely jealous. His PR at some point were even trying to get him the Superman gig. Not to mention how desperate he was during the Batman casting.

He isn’t happy for timothee. Note how he’s totally ignored Dune and pulled that stunt the day after pics came out for the film. Saying anything on sm would have been better than the stunt. I still think timothee commenting with those emojis was passive aggressive response to his “friend “ ignoring him.

by Anonymousreply 11405/21/2020

Sometimes a caftan is just a caftan, and an emoji is just an emoji, R114.

by Anonymousreply 11505/22/2020

You on the DL may not like him but he and Tim get mentioned on British GQ social media almost every fortnight. You would think they are being paid.

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by Anonymousreply 11605/22/2020

You can have him. AWG face and spindly legs. He hasn’t made any real contribution to any of the films that he has been Paul Walker, he just hangs out in movies as opposed to acting in them. But Paul was hot.

by Anonymousreply 11705/22/2020

[quote]But Paul was hot.

Right at the end, literally.

by Anonymousreply 11805/22/2020

Never seen before footage of Armie in gay explicit film

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by Anonymousreply 11905/22/2020

Very nice, r119

by Anonymousreply 12005/22/2020

Yesterday was their 10th anniversary. No post from Liz? That’s...out of character, to put it mildly.

by Anonymousreply 12105/23/2020

R121 she’s bearding a gay man. What’d you expect?

by Anonymousreply 12205/23/2020

Armie Hammer is not gay, bi maybe, but definitely NOT gay

by Anonymousreply 12305/23/2020

R122 Well if she is, it hasn’t stopped her the other 9 years.

by Anonymousreply 12405/23/2020

He looks basic as fuck in that pic. Probably needs to lay off the booze.

by Anonymousreply 12505/23/2020

R123 you can’t prove he’s definitely not gay.

by Anonymousreply 12605/23/2020

Am I the only one to detect guyliner? It certainly isn't a pretty picture, regardless of how one feels about him.

by Anonymousreply 12705/23/2020

R126 Prove he is

by Anonymousreply 12805/23/2020

Oh, ffs, shut up with the kindergarten fights.

by Anonymousreply 12905/23/2020

R129 You know what the Ignore button is for, right?

by Anonymousreply 13005/23/2020

Excellent suggestion, R130. Ta ta.

by Anonymousreply 13105/23/2020

R128 I have no proof for my beliefs but you seem certain so you must know for sure. Right?

by Anonymousreply 13205/23/2020

I'd say that's more of a lesbian look.

by Anonymousreply 13305/23/2020

Except I'm not R123. I was just pointing out how utterly ridiculous it is for you to demand someone prove a negative, when you have no proof for what you believe yourself - especially when R123's case is stronger because it's based on what Armie says himself, rather than being reliant upon a bunch of moments from a promotional tour for a film.

by Anonymousreply 13405/23/2020

It’s funny how Armie and his wife owe all their attention and fame to Armie playing best buds with a twink. His most lucrative role.

Still waiting for Armie to acknowledge Timothee on instagram. Lol. Love him ignoring his emojis.

by Anonymousreply 13505/23/2020

LOL Ratboy was what, ten, when Armie got The Social Network? You credit him for too much.

by Anonymousreply 13605/24/2020

His eye colour is off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 13705/24/2020

R136 a job he got through connections. He was unknown before CMBYN even with the social network a film That again he was the weakest link in. Even being upstaged by the guy who’s face he replaced and Justin Timberlake.

by Anonymousreply 13805/24/2020

R137 yeah they’re creepy and beady. He’s got ugly fangs too.

by Anonymousreply 13905/24/2020

Hammer is sending creepy vibes in general.

by Anonymousreply 14005/24/2020

LOL Charmies think Armie Hammer didn’t have a career before Molest Me By Your Name

Another example of how that stupid film attracts psychos.

by Anonymousreply 14105/24/2020

R141 he had a failing career before he starred as a pervert in Molest Me By Your Name. I remember him having something like 200,000 followers on Instagram and maybe under 100,000 on Twitter before he blew the twink on camera.

by Anonymousreply 14205/24/2020

It wouldn’t matter if he was. He’s mediocre.

by Anonymousreply 14305/24/2020

And he still has a failing career. How did the film help him? If you look at #armiehammer tag on Instagram, all the photos are of Rat 🐀 Boy 👦🏼

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by Anonymousreply 14505/24/2020

He shouldn’t have gone to Goodwill and gotten Andre Leon Talley’s old duds.

by Anonymousreply 14605/24/2020

[quote] playing best buds with a twink

playing best buds??!?

Do you know where you are R135? This is a gay website

by Anonymousreply 14705/24/2020

R138 everybody gets jobs through connections — it's HW!

You really think all the actors audition? The ones without connections do...

by Anonymousreply 14805/24/2020

The fact is that by the time CMBYN came along, it had been seven *long* years since his success in The Social Network. Yes - he was great in that film, and it poised him for a breakout. But until CMBYN, he hadn't managed to follow that up with a real hit for himself. The Lone Ranger was an embarrassment of stupendous proportions - I mean the level of flop was truly astronomical. He followed it up with a number of smaller roles that just...weren't that much to write home about. The one other film during this period I think he actually did well in was The Man From Uncle (I actually thought he was better in it than Henry Cavill) but he was unlucky there too, since the film didn't do as well as expected and wasn't green-lit for a sequel.

He's got a big year coming up - lots of higher profile projects in the pipeline for release with some big directors and stellar casts, and those roles are all thanks to the success of CMBYN (and that press tour). The film definitely helped him, regardless of how many pictures of Timmy come up when you search his name on instagram. That's not a barometer of success -it's just a barometer of how people tag shit on instagram. It'll be interesting to see how these upcoming projects pan out - will he manage to stand out in a strong cast? Or will he fade into the wallpaper? The fact is, Hollywood always has need of a tall, blonde, classic All American looking man. But those aren't the roles he wants.

He oozes insecurity and it comes out time and time again in interviews. He's talked often of his childhood and constantly feeling out of place and being bullied and then all of a sudden he grew into this tall linebacker and had no idea what to do with himself. He's said before that his wife has had the biggest impact on his life because he was this young, stupid kid who she molded into someone who knew how to dress and how to act and how to be a man. He's talked about the best part of having kids being the fact that you "join a club of dads". Like - yes, he's attractive. And I suppose no one's afraid of him, which is a plus in this day and age. But - what's his personality? He's like the no-name brand at a grocery store. There's nothing in there. It's just this empty space that he's tried to fill up with what other people have told him he should do. Without that, he'd just be your average SoCal tall-ass guy with one pair of ratty-ass flip-flops that he wears fucking everywhere who tells the same jokes over and over again and is always 15 pounds overweight from too much beer.

by Anonymousreply 14905/24/2020

[quote]The Lone Ranger was an embarrassment of stupendous proportions - I mean the level of flop was truly astronomical

No, it was the critics who'd already written their reviews!

by Anonymousreply 15005/24/2020

R149 = idiot.

Armie Hammer is doing just as well as he would have if he had never done Molest Me By Your Name. Handsome white men in their 30s get cast in lots of things because there are many roles for them. But none of the roles are exceptional and indicate an actor who simply says yes to anything rather than one who is sought out because he has a unique appeal or exceptional talent.

by Anonymousreply 15105/24/2020

R151 you're the idiot for willfully ignoring how important this movie has been for revitalizing his career - not only because it was critically acclaimed and nominated for a bunch of oscars (not to mention it got him his golden globe nom) but also because it was Timmy's breakthrough role, who is now poised for super stardom (barring any foibles, I suppose). But considering you call it 'molest me by your name' I can guess why.

by Anonymousreply 15205/24/2020

I’m 100% sure I wouldn’t know who the hell Armie Hammer was if not for CMBYN. He’s not a remarkable person or actor. He doesn’t stand out. He’s like the baking soda of actors. He’s lucky he befriended Timmy because he’d just have been another member of the CMBYN cast like the girl who played his girlfriend because his acting in that also wasn’t remarkable.

Even with a shaved head he doesn’t make anyone care. The only reason we post here is because his PR team have motivated us once with their insistence that he’s str8 and special and we were driven to prove our point and also because these boards are always so active.

by Anonymousreply 15305/24/2020

Idiot Charmie, look at your logic. The movie was important for revitalizing Armie’s career because it was Timothées breakthrough role? You are proof of how bad the movie was for Armie’s career.

by Anonymousreply 15405/25/2020

Pink toenails? Is he trans?

by Anonymousreply 15505/25/2020

CMBYN didn't do anything for him because he's a mediocre actor who seriously needs voice training and his image is unappealing as hell. He should stop dragging his botoxed within an inch of her life attention whore Rep hag everywhere, no one wants to see that shit. His career was mediocre and will continue to be mediocre. The end.

by Anonymousreply 15605/25/2020

The Lifetime network is sniffing the carcass of his cinematic career as we speak...

by Anonymousreply 15705/25/2020

R154 -Armie has enjoyed a large boost in popularity post release of the film - other users have already mentioned how quickly his instagram following went up after CMBYN. Before that he was sitting at around 200,000 and is now over a million. No other project he's done has managed that. I know there's some weird hatred of Timmy on this thread (I am not a 'charmie') but he's the most talked about/hyped young actor in Hollywood right now - by far. Being the male lead opposite him in the critically acclaimed movie which served as his breakthrough role has definitely helped Armie's career and continued popularity. It's just popularity through association. This isn't rocket science.

Again, I really don't know why so many people on this board keep insisting that CMBYN has done nothing for Armie's career - regardless of how you personally feel about the film or about his relationship with Timmy (which seems to dominate these threads ad nauseum), it's by far the most critically acclaimed and successful film he's done in the last ten years. I don't see how it's at all controversial to say that it positively impacted his career.

by Anonymousreply 15805/25/2020

CMBYN only did $41 million worldwide. Man from UNCLE was a huge flop and did $107 million WW. Lone Ranger was also a huge flop but still did $260 million worldwide. Regardless of how important the movie was to you, CMBYN can hardly be called a box office success.

by Anonymousreply 15905/25/2020

R159, the figures on their own say nothing, CMBYN was a huge unexpected success because it had a budget of 3.5 million. In other words it made a lot of money.

by Anonymousreply 16005/25/2020

R159, it speaks of the success of the film that Luca, its director, is so keen to make the sequel and this time round he will have no issue getting any funding. The truth is HW will cough up a lot of money for it, because they are sure plenty of women and men are going to be flocking to the cinema to see the chemistry between A and T. Hopefully Luca wouldn't chicken out this time and will show a red hot sex scene where Armie fucks the shit out of TIm.

by Anonymousreply 16105/25/2020

In CMBYN 2 will Armie show cock and how much will he ask for it? What's his ongoing rate?

by Anonymousreply 16205/25/2020

R160, Absolutely. You can't use revenue alone to judge a movie's success, especially since the vast majority of indie films never come close to attracting the audience size that a big budget film does. R159 knows that, but she's talking out of her asshole and applying asinine reasoning to shore up her incredibly obtuse logic.

by Anonymousreply 16305/25/2020

R159 Huh - I hadn't seen the numbers for Man from UNCLE before. I knew it underperformed but I'm surprised it did so poorly - that definitely explains the lack of sequel.

Re: CMBYN, of course it wasn't going to make hundreds of millions at the box office, but it didn't need to - it was shot on a shoestring budget. Luca has said in interviews that a bunch of the crew worked basically for free to get it made. Making almost $40 million in profit off $3.5 mil isn't too shabby, I'd say. But honestly that isn't really the point - the point is that it was pretty much universally acclaimed with four Oscar noms and is the best reviewed movie Armie's been in since the Social Network. And he had a much larger role in CMBYN than TSN.

Again, I'm not saying Armie is some incredible actor - he's clearly just mediocre most of the time not to mention he's just a weird repressed dude. I'm just saying that if CMBYN hadn't happened, he'd be way less well known and with fewer opportunities than he has now.

by Anonymousreply 16405/25/2020

and R156 I agree he needs voice training. He speaks really oddly, like his mouth doesn't always know how to form the sounds.

by Anonymousreply 16505/25/2020

CMBYN did not make $40 million in profit. Half the gross goes to exhibitors. P&A was probably $20 million.

by Anonymousreply 16605/25/2020

SPC bought the film for mid to low seven figures. It made 18 million domestic. So SPC gets 9 million. So if they bought it for four million, they made five million profit. Which is probably offset by the P&A cost which they spent a fortune on to secure a single Oscar.

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by Anonymousreply 16705/25/2020

[quote] he's clearly just mediocre

Not true

[quote] he's just a weird repressed dude

Really? In what way?

by Anonymousreply 16805/25/2020

R164, if Armie is so useless and 'mediocre' (your words) what are you doing here?

by Anonymousreply 16905/25/2020

R167, you work in the industry?

by Anonymousreply 17005/25/2020

You can juggle the movie's cost and profit numbers anyway you'd like, but it doesn't negate the film's success, or its wide critical acclaim, and the obvious fact that it helped to revive Armie's career, or, at the very least, prevent it from fading into the realm of obscure cable TV or a low-rated online streaming series. Armie is just not that great of an actor. He's all packaging and not much product.

by Anonymousreply 17105/25/2020

Because you repeat something on and on it doesn't make it true: Armie is not a bad actor, he's an evolving actor. Acting is a craft which you learn, just like everything else. Good actors are made and people's skill-set changes over time. There are plenty of horrendous actors in HW, many, yet no-one spends all their time pointing it out. As an example Brad Pitt is one of them, Leo another, Robert Downey Jr, etc..... I don't care how many Oscars they have under their belt, they are horrid and most of them choose projects no-one cares about: One upon a time....., The Great Gatsby. Who watches those films?

by Anonymousreply 17205/25/2020

Here is the belated anniversary post

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by Anonymousreply 17305/25/2020

R172, he's had the last 14 years to "evolve". How long is it supposed to take? Categorizing DiCaprio, Downey, Jr., and Pitt as bad actors, while describing Armie as a still maturing thespian, is ludicrous.

by Anonymousreply 17405/25/2020

R168 - well this is obviously a matter of opinion, but I don't think he's an absolutely amazing actor "most of the time", which is the part of my comment you left out. I actually think his performance was a lot more nuanced in CMBYN than most people seem to think, but that doesn't change the fact that in most of his projects, he's not necessarily super memorable. I think he's capable of really good performances, he just doesn't always get there. As I said, it'll be really interesting to see how he does in his upcoming big projects -Rebecca especially is a huge one, and Gaslit will be an important opportunity as well. But again, I hardly think this is a controversial opinion. That '10 long years of trying to make Armie Hammer happen' article sums it up pretty well. He's not a *bad* actor - he's just not (most of the time) really amazing either. 🤷🏼‍♀️

re: the repression, I kind of explained it up there - he just seems uncomfortable with himself a lot of the time to me, like he's trying really hard and then overcompensating. And it seems like he's had his life ruled by domineering older women since he was a kid which is one way to live I guess. Again, just my own speculation.

by Anonymousreply 17505/25/2020

R169 - I never said he was useless? I also wasn't aware that these threads were only for fawning adoration. You can like someone and still be critical of them. Or I can, at least.

by Anonymousreply 17605/25/2020

You don't even have to like them. This is DL, not a fansite.

by Anonymousreply 17705/25/2020

[quote] Take the example of Armie Hammer. The Hollywood heartthrob, who is known for his classic style choices, revealed his lockdown look on Instagram. Handlebar moustache, curly mohawk haircut and fringed crop top. In this ensemble, his Fitbit looked undeniably out of place. It was a complete 360 from his previous style (think sentient Ken doll meets Hollywood studio system-era scoundrel).

Article published today. To show that not everyone takes such a negative view on A.H.

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R41 Sorry, meant for another thread!

by Anonymousreply 17905/25/2020

Why do people insist on referring to this woman as an actress?

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by Anonymousreply 18005/25/2020

...and a woman

by Anonymousreply 18105/25/2020

R180 That actress hasn’t learned the lines you’d like to hear.

She won’t join your clubs, she won’t dance in your halls.

She won’t help the homeless once a week at your tambolas

She’ll simply take control as you disappear.

by Anonymousreply 18205/25/2020

Please see credits of her work on tv and film

Happy now

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by Anonymousreply 18305/25/2020

R183 in the trivia section from IMDB it mentions that one of their children was delivered by Dr. Jay Goldberg, why is that significant?

by Anonymousreply 18405/25/2020

"I don't have a problem with straight actors playing gay roles. It often works out really well: Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal were both terrific in Brokeback Mountain. Their chemistry, body language, and energy painted an authentic portrayal of gay male love, which moved the audience in a real way.

But Call Me By Your Name does not create this same illusion. While the straight lead actors do hit their marks, kissing, holding hands, and cuddling on cue, the gestures ring hollow. You never really believe that these two characters are in love with one another; they instead seem like really good friends who are having a fun time. They smile at one another during a foot rubbing session and kiss passionately, but the exchanges lack fiery, visceral passion. This criticism may seem vague, but what I am talking about is the energy that exists between two people; it can only be seen to be believed. The only semi-concrete example I have of what I am talking about lies in Elio's relations with women. In the movie, Elio also has an affair with a girl in the village. His scenes with the girl have all the fire and steam that his scenes with Oliver lack: he is all over her, and embraces the girl with gusto. Given that the story is about two gay men, you get the feeling that Elio's behavior should be reversed."

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by Anonymousreply 18505/25/2020

R184 Well, look at her resumé. They had to fill space somehow.

by Anonymousreply 18605/25/2020

Also, why bother posting about her milestone 10th anniversary this late? Presumably she said these things to his face three days ago.

by Anonymousreply 18705/25/2020

R187 why not post late? Probably too busy enjoying it on the day. Also they needed to sell it to the various outlets for publicity. If you’re going to benefit from no homo with your beard you need maximum exposure.

As for Armie being an evolving actor while all those Oscar nominated and winning actors are trash ( why can’t they also be evolving) that’s taking fangirling beyond the plausible. Let’s not delve into delusion to prove our point. Armie has never showed any promise as being anywhere near those actors in terms of being able to carry a film or even show any box office promise. He is always a supporter and hasn’t their charisma. Like someone mentioned he’s a very forgettable presence on screen.

by Anonymousreply 18805/25/2020

178 you realize this is a puff piece for publicity? His PR team probably wrote it. I never get why his PR team bother with this type of publicity. It’s as if they think the general public will somehow be convinced. Maybe Armie insists because he thinks he’s just one step away from stardom and his own franchise. But shows a lack of awareness on their part as to Armie’s appeal or lack there of. Possible why they took the Buzzfeed article so personally when they should have just laughed that shit off and sucked it up.

by Anonymousreply 18905/25/2020

R187 so no divorce? Lol what ever will Charmies do now? Push the goalposts I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 19005/25/2020

[quote]why not post late? Probably too busy enjoying it on the day.

When has that ever stopped her before?

by Anonymousreply 19105/25/2020

R189 But the Karens are true believers and they have been salivating over this post for days so they can plan out their own budget versions for their own anniversaries.

by Anonymousreply 19205/25/2020

R191 I never get how you Charmies actually don’t get the fact she’s a beard so she always will have the upper hand. He won’t ever leave her hence the publicity that they are happily married. Who does that but a showmance couple? You don’t see Eva Mendes doing this.

As a beard Liz is guaranteed his loyalty and her marriage. And he is guaranteed protection so he can live behind the facade of his marriage while taking as many lovers as he wants and doing whatever he likes. That’s why he willingly participated in all this. He’s happily posing in those shots.

by Anonymousreply 19305/25/2020

Not a fucking Charmie. But nice try.

by Anonymousreply 19405/25/2020

[quote]Who does that but a showmance couple?

So John Legend is gay now?

by Anonymousreply 19505/25/2020

Timmy liked the anniversary post. But wait. I thought Timmy was sending secret messages through his camouflage clothing to Charmies giving them a little snippet? Story keeps evolving for Charmies. They’ll figure that one out.

by Anonymousreply 19605/25/2020

R196 She clearly hacked his account!

by Anonymousreply 19705/25/2020

Charmies and Liz haters respectively think the boys are undermining her but both seem totally to be on her side. Liking her posts and Posing for her shots. If Timmy were her enemy he wouldn’t be doing this. He knows she lurks. Her husband’s team are his team, he knows they read everything. Why would he be sending out secret codes to Charmies when he can just phone his lover? When armie ignores Timmy it’s because he can just phone him but why can’t Timmy also just phone? The problem with shippers is they’re all in search of clues, think they are somehow receiving secret messages, it never varies. These groups always operate the same.

by Anonymousreply 19805/25/2020

What R196? People think Chalamet is sending Armie Hammer secret messages by wearing camouflage clothing? They really are Prancing Ponies 2.0.

by Anonymousreply 19905/25/2020

[quote]The problem with shippers is they’re all in search of clues, think they are somehow receiving secret messages, it never varies. These groups always operate the same.

Because they want to feel special. Pretend like they're in a special group of people who their fav really cares about, so much so that he sends them secret messages.

You see the same shit with conspiracy theorists who are convinced that these incredibly secret new world order types are including secret messages in films and television, etc.

by Anonymousreply 20005/25/2020

Armie, Timothee and Liz are more likely to be in a group chat laughing their asses off at the delusional misfits waiting for Charmie to come out.

Timmy sending camo clues, Armie’s friend liking Charmie stuff, Armie playing with his rings, Liz holding the anniversary. Yet, they’re still married. If they were broken up their friends and family would know and they’d embarrass themselves pretending to still be married. Nope. No divorce on the 10 year anniversary. Poor Charmies.

by Anonymousreply 20105/25/2020

R200 most of these women are older and possibly senile. The young ones tend to come from countries with oppressive religious cultures that probably stunt their understanding of relationships and lead to living in fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 20205/25/2020

[quote]No divorce on the 10 year anniversary

Oh, of course, that's why they're all so quiet! I totally forgot that was their big prediction. Can't wait to see what their next one is.

by Anonymousreply 20305/25/2020

My problem is people like rmk4321 from the tapatalk group who hate Timothee (that chick criticizes him for sneezing) yet she ships Charmie. She’d say she doesn’t but just need to read her rhetoric and how she’s always believing the Charmie conspiracy theories. If she hates timothee why bother shipping him with her infallible Armie (she excuses everything Armie does- even the post where he let his wife get away with that antivax crap)?

Rmk4321 I thing is the chick trying to spread that timothee is overrated and can’t act on DL. She’s the most insane of the bunch. Really hates Timothee and blames him for everything under the sun.

by Anonymousreply 20405/25/2020

Liz’s anniversary shenanigans have zero to do with Charmie and everything to do with her being a thirsty, image-obsessed famewhore.

by Anonymousreply 20505/25/2020

R203 they always go quiet when the shit hits the fan so they can regroup. Notice they never mention Timmy possibly living with The Weeknd during quarantine. Or acknowledge anything which embarrassed them like Armie’s Saudi trip yet they never shut up about Lily or Capri?

by Anonymousreply 20605/25/2020

R206 I mean if they think Timothee is gay shouldn’t they be concerned that instead of flying to London after filming Dune Timothee went to Amsterdam with his buddy will who was with him the entire time? They pretend they don’t notice Will or The Weeknd.

by Anonymousreply 20705/25/2020

^^ by the way I think he has a platonic relationship with both the Weeknd and Will but think if the things he does with them he did with Armie they’d be saying they were married for sure. Yet they chose to ignore those two because they mess with the narrative they’re trying to push.

by Anonymousreply 20805/25/2020

R204 You actually spend enough time on Tapatalk to know what this one rando posts about? That’s kind of sad.

by Anonymousreply 20905/25/2020

Timothee has been spotted in LA again and quarantined there. If he was into Armie why isn’t he in the Caymans? Or even a neighboring island?

The Weeknd has been playing Warzone with his “squad”. Timothee has been playing Warzone. He mentioned it on Twitter. If that was Armie they’d swear it was a clue. But the camouflage = army fatigues = Armie Hammer. The gaming post was Armie related. Nothing to do with the fact he’s probably been playing Warzone. They turn a blind eye.

by Anonymousreply 21005/25/2020

That is their logic?! Camouflage = army fatigues = Armie Hammer????? I have no words to describe this stupidity.

by Anonymousreply 21105/25/2020

R211 The crazy thing is that's not even scratching the surface of the stupidity shippers will sink to. Wait until they start claiming Timothee is dressing up a stuffed bear to send them messages.

by Anonymousreply 21205/25/2020

R209, It doesn't take much of an effort at all. I did a quick Google search using TC's name and added "Tapatalk" to it, and then clicked on one of the top Tapatalk results, browsed through about two pages of the thread, and found the rmk4321 poster.

R204, Why do stans like you always, always get their panties up in a bunch when anyone critiques this still emerging actor. The rmk poster actually makes several rational, and insightful points on his acting and how he carries himself onscreen, which is far from being anything even remotely "insane", as you put it. However, people are "insane" in their blind gushing over anything Timothee does, to the point where it all becomes cumulative, meaningless blather.

by Anonymousreply 21305/25/2020

Maybe he should make a film with Janet Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 21405/26/2020

R213 rmk stfu and stop posing as me. You jealous turd. Your ramblings are all over this board and that one. Are you a sociopath? Why do you care so much that Timmy almost got the Oscar nomination for Beautiful Boy while your “evolving “ fave, Armie, could not even get past the GG for a role anyone with any talent should have piggybacked on to Timmy’s Oscar nomination for CMBYN? You must have been seething during that Oscar run last year? LMAO

by Anonymousreply 21505/26/2020

Armie seems repressed and gay. The porn accounts he follows strikes me as a gay boy’s interpretation of what he thinks straight boys like.

But sprinkled in all those naked women are lots of accounts of muscle men who I am sure reflect his real taste.

by Anonymousreply 21605/26/2020

What’s this TapaTalk everyone has been chattering about lately? Is it like that mysterious Lipstick Army that gets mentioned often?

by Anonymousreply 21705/26/2020

The fact that he was filmed letting his son suck on his toes speaks volumes about his personality. None of it good.

by Anonymousreply 21805/26/2020

R215, You're pathetic. I rest my case with your idiotic, shit stain dumb post.

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the cringe is on another level

by Anonymousreply 22105/26/2020

R221, cringe for the guy who is blackmailing A.

And what's the video he's talking about?

by Anonymousreply 22205/26/2020

[quote] But sprinkled in all those naked women are lots of accounts of muscle men who I am sure reflect his real taste.

So how do you explain Tim?

by Anonymousreply 22305/26/2020

[quote] But sprinkled in all those naked women are lots of accounts of muscle men who I am sure reflect his real taste.

So how do you explain Tim?

by Anonymousreply 22405/26/2020

[quote] But sprinkled in all those naked women are lots of accounts of muscle men who I am sure reflect his real taste.

So how do you explain Tim?

by Anonymousreply 22505/26/2020

R222 The toe suckage.

Armie shouldn’t have even gone there with the whiny extortion reply. I’d have just said “Too late, my attorney will be in touch“ and ended it there.

by Anonymousreply 22605/26/2020

The Toe Sucking Video, you freaking dummy.

by Anonymousreply 22705/26/2020

For those talking about the Weeknd, he's bland, derivative and painfully unremarkable. I'm surprised Tim even wants to hang around him. I think Tim like many white 'liberal' boys his age see black men as representing a very 'authentic' masculinity they want to emulate, especially when you look as pretty as Tim. My guess is being with Abel makes him feel like one of 'the boys', cool, a 'pussyhound'. So no, he's not fucking the Weeknd, but nice try though...

by Anonymousreply 22805/26/2020

Who's this

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R229 Oh my god, is that Armie as a young gayling? Is he wearing an Anarchy symbol or a Masonic symbol? Or is ur one of those Richard Madden necklaces?

by Anonymousreply 23005/26/2020

Yes, and this too...

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And this is him too

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[quote]For those talking about the Weeknd, he's bland, derivative and painfully unremarkable. I'm surprised Tim even wants to hang around him

That's mainly because you ignore what evidence we have for what Timothee is really like, as opposed to your fantasy version of him. He named Cardi B as his example of real New York, that really should tell you all you need to know. But it's really wild that you'd rather believe he sees all black men as being the same, rather than just accept your weird little view of him might be a bit off.

It's also hilarious how you people turn "he's hanging out with The Weeknd" into "he's fucking The Weeknd".

by Anonymousreply 23305/26/2020

There's something really weird about how these middle-age fangirls so love posting photos of these guys when they were children.

by Anonymousreply 23405/26/2020

What a towhead he was when little.

by Anonymousreply 23505/26/2020

R228 Timmy was feeling very masculine when he took this selfie at Abel's house. It just SCREAMS pussyhound. The Hockney reproduction is a nice touch.

You may not like him but he's very successful and rich and Timothée does. They have plenty in common and Abel is all over him when they're together.

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R233, please read R228 again and state in which part it says he's fucking The Weeknd

[quote] how you people

What people are referring to?

by Anonymousreply 23705/26/2020

R234, this was done for a reason — now I have your attention.

What does he look like to you? What kind of childhood did you think Armie had?

by Anonymousreply 23805/26/2020

Once again, Ratboy has usurped Armie’s thread.

by Anonymousreply 23905/26/2020

R239 and his instagram hashtag...

by Anonymousreply 24005/26/2020

[quote] Abel is all over him when they're together.

link please!

by Anonymousreply 24105/26/2020

R239 when are you going to accept that Armie is totally irrelevant without the link to Timothee? His PR definitely know this. It’s why his weird friend Tyler follows Charmie accounts. Tyler is a mentor for Armie. He and his brother look after the Hammer household (I sometimes wonder if he’s in love with Armie) , so I’m not surprized Tyler is trying to help Armie stay relevant with Charmies. He worked for years as a casting agent and producer so knows the importance of staying relevant,

Armie thinks his family, money, looks, movies will bring him fame but just look at the responce he gets to any work related posts or non Timmy related ones. He got under 50 shares on that Daily Mail article about his anniversary. Like nobody gives af about solely Armie. Look at his failed movies. On the Basis of Sex, Free Fire etc. Nobody gave a shit.

Even his social media following increases only when Timothee does something. Not when he does. The man is irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 24205/26/2020

Prance, ponies, prance!

by Anonymousreply 24305/26/2020

R237 Re-read what I said. I said you took people giving examples of him being friends with The Weeknd and then pretended they were saying he was fucking The Weeknd. You created a straw man because you can't dispute the actual things being said - it's what you do all over these threads because you're totally incapable of defending your actual arguments.

And I was referring to morons. Given you're the same poster who defended him hanging out with homophobes, you definitely count as a moron.

by Anonymousreply 24405/26/2020

Armie in "J. Edgar"

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R244, You seems a bit deranged, the fact that you have taken the trouble to read my previous posts says it all really. I was replying to people like R233 who claim that Abel was 'all over Tim' . I beg to disagree. The vibe I get from them is that they are friends and I'm surprised Tim hangs out with him. Birds of a feather tend to flock together, but not in this case. I wonder what he sees in him.

As to Saudi Arabia, I don't get what does that have to do with Tim and the Weeknd.

By the way, the Hockney behind Tim in the photo, I'm surprised people on the DL actually believe it is owned by the Weeknd??!! Laughable. Like Abel has that kind of money to spare. Another sign this thread is packed with 20 something fangurls.

by Anonymousreply 24605/27/2020

Well, that IS Abel's place and according to Forbes he's worth $92 million. I'm not sure why you're laughing.

by Anonymousreply 24705/27/2020

how do people know it's the Weekend's house?

by Anonymousreply 24805/27/2020

Because he's posted pictures from there and there are articles about him purchasing it. It's his LA condo.

by Anonymousreply 24905/27/2020

Wake me up when Armie does something.

by Anonymousreply 25005/27/2020

R247, Fuck me....

My apologies, after some more digging, as it turns out, he does collect art, he does own the Hockney....

Tim is no fool. I can believe he's fucking him.

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R236 Whether they are friends or lovers (and I'm not even going to try to figure that one out), its's a bit of a tacky, show off move to pose in a famous person's condo (which people seem to recognize) in front of a famous work of art. Not a great look for Timmy. Reads a little desperate.

by Anonymousreply 25205/27/2020

R251 He does collect art but I think A Bigger Splash is at Tate London. I'm no expert but the original would probably cost more than his house did so I assume it's a reproduction.

by Anonymousreply 25305/27/2020

R253 Correct. Museums like the Tate don’t tend to just let private collectors buy their most prized works of art, no matter how much cash they have.

by Anonymousreply 25405/27/2020

R253, there are three Hockneys with the same theme: one is 'The Splash' , the other is 'A Bigger Splash' and the third one, I have no idea what it's called. One of the was sold by billionaire through Sotheby's recently Feb 2020

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R255 I know. But that painting is identical to A Bigger Splash, which is one of the crown jewels in the Tate’s collection. They’re not parting with it. Either a reproduction or an original painting inspired by A Bigger Splash.

I’m not disputing that the guy is stupid rich, just saying it’s not a museum piece.

by Anonymousreply 25605/27/2020

R253, it was bought by an unknown individual. As you have been able to see in the article, yes for £23M. But then you have to consider taxes, fees to the auction house, logistics, insurance, storage, etc...owning and maintaining art work ain't cheap, that's why not everyone invests in it. And then there's the risk involved, as an asset you are never sure the capital value of what you own is going up or down — too volatile, too unpredictable. That's why I was doubting the Weeknd would want it. Even property is safer.

by Anonymousreply 25705/27/2020

R228 on what planet is Tim a pretty boy?

by Anonymousreply 25805/27/2020

R256, who buys a 'COPY' of Hockney's a Bigger Splash? A COPY? Who is that tacky??

by Anonymousreply 25905/27/2020

R258, on planet earth. Please keep up

by Anonymousreply 26005/27/2020

No r260, he’s not considered pretty by normal people. Just his creepy stans.

by Anonymousreply 26105/27/2020

R256, You're right, I had not read your post before posting mine.

by Anonymousreply 26205/27/2020

I'm more concerned with Armie and Liz apparently teaching their children to swim in a pool during "a tropical rainstorm" (her words). Um....what???? And apparently she was so concerned with capturing these precious moments for posterity that she accidentally dropped her phone in the water and thinks it's the most hilarious thing ever because she can't stop talking about it. She's posted like 6 different insta stories across a couple different days showing them all in the pool during this storm - and Armie's step mother, who I'm pretty sure is not staying with them at their Ritz Carlton condo, was there with them. Maybe social distancing means something different in the Caymans?

by Anonymousreply 26305/27/2020

They are all cunts.

by Anonymousreply 26405/27/2020

He appears to have gotten Elizabeth’s initials tattooed over his heart. ( that at least looks like an E)

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by Anonymousreply 26505/27/2020

Such a move may be characterized as the “lovebomb” of a toxic narcissist.

If you recall one one occasion, he followed Lizard’s Uber to the airport and at each stoplight, he got out of the car to giver her kisses. Lizard made her Uber driver testify on her Story that this indeed did happen.

by Anonymousreply 26605/27/2020

Sad. So sad.

by Anonymousreply 26705/27/2020

It's nice to see that depressed, bloated, caftan wearing (possibly) closet-cases are finally getting the representation they deserve.

by Anonymousreply 26805/27/2020

R266 this actually true?? That is....horrifically cringe-y.

by Anonymousreply 26905/28/2020

Yes we had great fun on here when it happened R269

You may be able to find the thread still

by Anonymousreply 27005/28/2020

Wow he really is a piece of shit

Spends the past day chastising on Twitter and then showing off on an empty golf course showing his marks from cupping, which he probably made some black spa worker do

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by Anonymousreply 27105/30/2020

^^^Dude does not know his ass from his elbow. Talking about racism, which is a symptom of capitalism, all the while chilling on some island playing golf. Unbelievable.

by Anonymousreply 27205/30/2020

You just know Mrs. Hammer would have joined the Daughters of the Confederacy if she could.

by Anonymousreply 27305/30/2020

Why does he have fans?

by Anonymousreply 27405/31/2020

He’s losing it on Twitter again.

by Anonymousreply 27506/04/2020

Geez, who let him off his leash? He's running amok.

by Anonymousreply 27606/04/2020

He should quit acting and go work for the family business. He has nothing to offer Hollywood or us.

by Anonymousreply 27706/04/2020

There is no family business anymore, is there?

by Anonymousreply 27806/04/2020

Arm & Hammer is out of business?

by Anonymousreply 27906/04/2020

R279 Arm & Hammer isn’t the family business, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 28006/04/2020

The family business is Occidental Petroleum but I don't think they have anything to do with it anymore.

by Anonymousreply 28106/04/2020

James Ivory was right. They should have cast Shia LaBeouf in Call Me By Your Name. It would have spared us from all this Armie Hammer nonsense and he would be in the limbo he was in before that abominable film existed.

by Anonymousreply 28206/04/2020


Not quite the same...

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by Anonymousreply 28306/04/2020

Then there would have been two homely male leads.

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by Anonymousreply 28506/05/2020

The point is, they should have cast anyone but Armie, who was too old and a wooden actor. For some reason, Luca had a hardon for him and he all but seduced him.

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by Anonymousreply 28606/05/2020

Luca topped Armie and nothing will convince me otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 28706/05/2020

[quote] For some reason, Luca had a hardon for him.

Ain't it obvious why

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