Trump coronavirus briefing scheduled today 5/11

Thanks.

Not.

No. Not at all. Any rallies coming?

Let's see... more tests than anywhere else in the world... a lot of people are saying this is the best response to a pandemic they've ever seen...we'll be looking into a lot of the bad stuff Obama did...The Democrat party wants our country to fail... blah blah blah

I hope the press rips another hole in him.

R3 It hasn't even started yet and you've nailed it!

R4 Please!!

My lie meter overloaded the first month. I'm going to listen to pleasant music instead.

It's not even physically possible, even at a cellular level, to be less interested in what this bloated lying pile of shit has to say.

A time would be good.

I'm only watching if he announces that Pence has died from the 'rona.

Otherwise, its a rerun of Judge Judy.

Maybe he'll die. Live. On camera. I'll make a special trip -- wherever -- to take a really big, smelly DUMP on his grave.

R8 Time was supposed to be 45 minutes ago. These pressers are never on time. Trump is like a teenage girl -- loves to make the late entrance!

Let’s not forget that he will talk about how they have the Coronavirus under control in the WH. Everybody’s doing great and they defeated COVID like Isis!

...And we're off!

He reads his notes as though he's never seen them before!

Here we go.

"Unprecedented testing, best in the world...testing capacity unmatched, unrivaled in the world, not even close."

VENTILATORS! Thousands of ventilators!

Puerto Rica -- RICA!! He can't even pronounce it.

He reads like an 8-year old.

Guess he didn't like Cuomo's briefing today.

He sucks at his job, I hope it's goodbye in a few months.

Now he’s rattling off Stephen Miller’s meaningless “inspirational” words.

Lol he just said “I’ve felt a lot of things in my life.”

He knows the polls are very bad news for him.

R21 I spit laughed when I heard that -- "I've felt a lot of things in my life." Yeah, mostly your own dick and balls.

Ooooh well, if were going to transition into greatness then I feel so much better...

I love Brett Girard and am so disappointed that he's sucking Trump's ass. I want to believe he has to do this to get his job done.

^^And Trump doesn't even pronounce his name correctly. He butchers it every time. It's pronounced Ja-wahr. Very Cajun.

I hope he takes questions, that's the only entertaining part of these things.

Fuck that motherfucker, I never listen to his lies.

R25 He’s parroting Dump’s refrain of “we’re testing MORE THAN South Korea.” It’s been rankling Dump for weeks that South Korea’s response to the pandemic set the standard for everyone else.

80,000 deaths and still rising.

Loser Trump should just drop dead.

“Because we’re running a country, we want to keep the country running.”

I can't imagine how difficult it must be for the medical professionals to try to educate him. They've probably given up and are just trying to move ahead without him.

He says there are 'good and bad things about wearing masks.' Why doesn't someone ask him to explain what is bad about it? I'm sick of these press people. Nobody pushes him anymore.

Same old bullshit, different day.

Bad thing about face masks - you can't see his really, really empathic expressions. Good thing about face masks - you can't see his facial expressions.

Wear the fucking masks! They protect all of us! So what if you don't like it, do it anyway!

I have a question - Why are you hiding the most recent CDC recommendations? Someone should ask that.

[Quote]He reads like an 8-year old.

Taryn Killian said he had a hard time dealing with the script when he guest hosted SNL because his reading ability is so poor.

He admitted he's disturbed! Looney bin time.

[quote]He says there are 'good and bad things about wearing masks.' Why doesn't someone ask him to explain what is bad about it?

Too many ugly broads with pretty eyes getting away with it!

He would be better off saying less when answering questions he knows nothing about. Instead he goes on and on, displaying his ignorance. Doesn't he have anyone coaching him? Maybe Ivanka could help him?

Ugh they need to shut him down when he pulls this PEOPLE ARE DYING IN LOCKDOWN MORE THAN FROM THE VIRUS!!!!

The flags behind him are moving in the breeze but his hair doesn't move. I'm always surprised at how brittle his hair looks.

Muzzle him.

R41 that's because Trump believes the smartest person in the room knows everything about anything. He doesn't understand that the smartest person in the room knows when he's not the smartest person in the room.

Obamagate????

Mr President, thank you for being the hardest working president in history. Will you be jailing Obama and Hillary for creating the Wuhan Chinese Virus that killed thousands of Americans and is killing millions via suicide and drug use in quarantine? And I've just been informed by every single American that they've now been tested, and they say thank you and you are the greatest.

R47, what’s the big crime that the orange shithead is referring to?

R46 Dump’s been tweeting about OBAMAGATE all weekend trying to get it trending on Twitter. I guess it refers to Obama “spying on his campaign” in 2016, paying for the Steele dossier etc. Dump’s been stewing about Obama since that phone call came out where Obama called his pandemic response “chaotic and weak.”

[quote] Phil Rucker: "What crimes are you accusing Obama of committing?"

[quote] Donald Joan Crawford Trump: "His crimes are well known to you and there is no need to repeat them here."

He doesn't know what Obama gate is yet. He'll fill us in later.

R48, I think it has something to do with the Flynn investigation.

Holy shit that was infuriating.

Who’s the Asian female reporter who just did her job perfectly?

She was great!

I can’t believe he told that Asian American reporter to ‘ask China’. Damn.

A female reporter stood up to him and he ran away.

He just stomped off in a snit and abruptly ended the PC when 2 female reporters refused to back down and shut up when he tried to steamroll over them. Ha ha, like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

R56, yes! Because that’s what bullies do when you confront them. Others need to learn from her.

yup he cannot stand women not taking his bullshit.

He keeps praising his buddy Ron DeSantis, in a couple months when Florida explodes with cases he will throw DeSantis under the bus like he did Kemp.

Too painful to watch. Filled with lies and misinformation.

The idiot talked for an hour.

Damn, an awkward, childish temper tantrum as he stomps away. Such a baby. I’m embarrassed for our country.

Ohhh, was that Caitlin Collins who made him run away? She's good at that.

Weijia Jiang and Kaitlin Collins tag teamed him!

I had to rewind to watch that. 😳 Jesus Christ on a cracker. Twitter vengeance storm in 3,2,1...

I’ve realized for my own mental health I really just cannot watch or read anything about this monster right now.... The anxiety and depression it all provokes, it’s almost suffocating.... I can’t just roll my eyes or laugh at whatever bullshit bc none of it is funny, it’s just sad, terrifying and embarrassing.

How fundamentally fucked up is it that a president can make one feel like that???

R64 Yep. He called on her and she stood behind the mic while the Asian reporter raked him over the coals, then Kaitlyn started to ask her questions and he tried to shout her down saying he hadn’t called on her. She persisted and Dump threw a tantrum and stormed off.

Florida is not listing COVID as a cause of death. They're burying the numbers. Of course Florida but I'll bet other states start doing it too.

Get her, Jade!

(And thank you, Weijia Jiang and Kaitlin Collins.)

It looked like he was trying to get petty revenge on Collins for his tantrum with her last month. To call on her then not allow her to ask a question just shows how addled his brain is.

r69 You are absolutely right about Florida and what they are doing here.

DeSantis makes my skin crawl.

that was a gobsmacking rat fuck

Brett Giroir is scum.

We are in serious danger. Where are the men in white coats? We needed them months ago.

I guess the CIA is neutered now? Used to be a pesky politician could be gotten rid of.

Thanks for posting that R70. I listened to the press conference while it was happening, but it takes on a whole new meaning when you see their faces. Watching made me repeat what I said as I was listening earlier today: "What a fucking dick!"

R74 Interesting. You claim a person is 'scum' because they were forced to resign? Wow. I know of many people who have been 'downsized' or 'relieved early' or whatever euphemism you choose and went on to do good work.

r78 Texas A&M forced Brett Girour to resign because he was an incompetent clown who was only interested in promoting himself. He didn't "go on to do good work". He went on to become just another of Trump's ass-licking incompetent thugs. Read the linked article. Anyone who pushes the use of chloroquine because of Trump's insanity is worse than scum.

[quote] Anyone who pushes the use of chloroquine because of Trump's insanity is worse than scum.

R79 I'm trying to keep an open mind so I read the link you recommended. However, I found nothing in that link about Dr. Giroir pushing chloroquine.

The deplorables are spinning his pissy walk off as "showing those reporters whose boss for asking nasty questions. He sure showed them."

r80 Keep an open mind and consider the evidence.

[quote]Vanity Fair got hold of an email sent April 4 by Brett Giroir, the Trump adviser overseeing the coronavirus testing in the US, to a group of health officials. Vanity Fair said at least two officials from FEMA were included on the email. It reportedly read: "WH call. Really want to flood Ny and NJ with treatment courses. Hospitals have it. Sick out patients don't. And can't get. So go through distribution channels as we discussed. If we have 29 million perhaps send a few million ASAP? WH wants follow up in AM. We can get a lot more of this. Right Bob? Millions per week?" The email, Vanity Fair reported, was sent hours after Trump hyped up hydroxychloroquine once again as a coronavirus treatment and boasted of the administration's supplies.

What is the point of these reporters wearing masks if they take them off to speak? Talking is how the virus spreads, you spray out droplets when you speak.

Idiots.

The background "music" actually makes the briefings more tolerable.

I just got into an argument over the phone with my only friend regarding Rump. He claims to hate him and didn’t vote for him but won’t really say anything bad about him. Like most of us I love to Bash Rump and I was talking about his refusal to wear a mask and his tone quickly changed he said he hated him he’s an idiot And he didn’t want to talk about him. He got very angry wouldn’t let me explain myself and abruptly ended the call.

So you agreed that you both hate Trump, your friend doesn't want to talk about Trump and you kept going on and on about Trump and he hung up? Your story doesn't make much sense. I hate Trump but I don't really want to talk about it all the fucking time. Maybe your friend is like that.

That’s just it he talks about things all the time. Like Prince Harry and his wife. He goes on a tangent how much he hated them for over a hour. Also the Weather. I like to talk about movies, tv and bashing rump and he doesn’t want to. Like an exboyfriend of his even though he is happily Married right now he doesn’t want to talk about. He talks about anything he wants to but he has to control what I talk About.