In honor of the ultimate Baby Boomer porn playing tonight on CBS to comfort Deplorables.
I’ll be the hugging & kissing that Jenny’s Daddy was always giving her and her sisters.
I’m the something that jumped up and bit him.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 11, 2020 12:32 AM |
I’m the monkey noises Forrest mimics back to the Principal after he fucks Ms. Gump.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 11, 2020 12:34 AM |
I'm not a smart man Jenny but I know what love is.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 11, 2020 12:38 AM |
I'll be the ice cream that Forrest loudly announces that he has for Lt. Dan, who promptly dumps it into a bedpan.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 11, 2020 12:39 AM |
I'm the heroin bender Jenny goes on before nearly leaping off a balcony on New Year's Eve.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 11, 2020 12:40 AM |
I'm "the cancer".
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 11, 2020 12:40 AM |
I'm Jenny's undiagnosed borderline personality disorder
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 11, 2020 12:42 AM |
I'm the bandage bound to Gump's beautiful cheek. Or Lieutenant Dan's legs....
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 11, 2020 12:45 AM |
I'm pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That -- that's about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 11, 2020 12:47 AM |
I'm the guitar that covers Jenny's unmentionables while she performs nude for an audience. Like all of the men in this film, I've seen her pussy up close, and honey, lemme tell you, it ain't nuthin' special.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 11, 2020 12:50 AM |
I'm the black nurse at the bus stop. My feet hurt, I'm exhausted, and this Rain Man-lookin' motherfucker is talkin' my ear off about absolutely nothing. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DAMN BUS ALREADY???
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 11, 2020 12:59 AM |
I'm the rifle that Forrest put together faster than anyone else "because you told me to, Drill Sergeant!"
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 11, 2020 1:23 AM |
I'm the unnamed disease that Jenny contracted. The director later tried to call me hepatitis but we all know that I am AIDS.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 11, 2020 1:32 AM |
I thought it was explicitly AIDS?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 11, 2020 1:38 AM |
R16 They don't name it. She just says that she has a terminal disease and that "they don't know what it is yet ".
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 11, 2020 1:41 AM |
I'm the empty Dr. Pepper bottles at the end of the buffet table. I'm laughing at Forrest grabbing his crotch while he's in line waiting to shake the President's hand.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 11, 2020 1:59 AM |
Hep C wasn’t discovered until 1989.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 11, 2020 2:25 AM |
Also, in the early 80's, hep C was well known, we just didn't know the exact virus that caused it. It was diagnosed as "Non-A, Non-B Hepatitis". If hep C was the problem, she would have told Forrest the doctors said she had hepatitis
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 11, 2020 2:28 AM |