"Bored" Andy Cohen a mess in his instagram live stories! From looking disheveled to weed to edibles to poppers

the poppers

he ended it when fans started asking if he was OK

It's true, having a kid really ages you, I guess.

the poppers link has already been posted on instagram gossip pages so it's out there now

Hmm should a single parent with a 1-year-old be displaying his drug use?

Someone should have asked him why he faked the Corona Virus.

Yikes, he looks rough.

It’s only a matter of time before he drops dead.

Wonder if someone is going to call CPS on his ass.

I don't dislike him, but I feel sorry for him sometimes. He seems fairly self destructive.

if you are a full-time parent, you don't have time to be "bored" - so who is looking after the child?

Somebody tell this dumbass that he has to take the lid off the poppers bottle for it to work.

He is 51 years old. Without the make up and smoke and mirrors what do you expect.

R20 he looks 67

Sad last days

Doesn’t this old whore have a kid to raise?

Everybody looks rough. I had a group online meeting and we all looked like utter shit. It made me feel better.

what a great dad

I think he looks sexy. It's when he opens his mouth I lose interest.

I didn't post all the questions/answers but I think the son was there, unless Andy just used photos he had taken of him previously

like this one when he was done with the q&a

He's not sniffing those poppers you stupid twats. He's trying to be funny I guess with this little series.

And so what if he has a bottle of poppers in his butter compartment. He's not dead yet and he probably still fucks some big boys, god bless his blown out butt.

He's someone's father, he needs to pull his shit together.

He looks ‘methy”

Bitch needs some botox, a facelift and some resurfacing.

"It's true, having a kid really ages you, I guess."

He lost so much blood..

Maybe he's depressed because Anderson chose Ben as his co-parent.

Wow, he looks like shit.

Now that he has the baby is he still such a pothead and drunk?

R31 = ghost of Joan Rivers

Shouldn't Child Welfare be intervening and removing the kid before he puts it into the microwave to hear it "pop"?

WTF is up with all the "think of the children!" frau shit here?

If he's got money, he's got nannies. And the kid is what--one? It's not like the nanny is there, but the kid's old enough to hear daddy having a narcissistic meth meltdown in the next room. I can see side-eyeing it a bit, but not the rending of garments in the replies.

I feel bad for the nanny having to work around Jabba the Slut

He is going to go out like Chris Burros. Mask full of poppers and a fist up the pooper.

Father. Must we continue to associate with the Cohan's? They are so common and beneath us.

Dorian Gray - someone must have destroyed the painting.

I've never ever met parents, let alone single parents say they were bored, especially with a toddler.

I hope he's paying his nannies doubles for making them come out to take care of his kid during a pandemic.

He’s got a baby and he’s bored??? Wow, nothing satisfies this empty man.

R41 now suss Wyatt. Daddy Ben was a bootlicker errrrr bootstrapper as well!

Who is the hot mustachioed man in R45

Unpopular DL opinion, but I would fuck the hell out of Andy Cohen, and I would let Andy Cooper fuck the hell out of me while I was doing it.

That is little Wyatt's co-parent, Ben.

um so Andy has said before he's a total top...do total tops have poppers in their homes?

or is he the charitable kind who'll lend it to whatever random bottom he's hosting that night in case the guy forgot his own supply?

If Andy Cohen is a top then I am Queen of Outer Space

Don't worry, Benjamin. My parents were shit, and I turned out okay.

Did Anderson's cum make the baby, or Ben's? Or some donor splooge?

Cause 52 year old sperm isn't the freshest.....

It's not so bad, R52. And I've swallowed enough of it to know.

SO WHAT EXACTLY is his mental illness!??.. never mind the pathologically narcissism that he feels the need to take all these selfies and post them for any and all to see during his "bored" condition..

Isn't smoking pot still illegal in NYC?

He looks like my alcoholic uncle that died at 55

He’s always been hellaciously ugly but I never noticed how bad his teeth were. Maybe they just look bad in those close up photos but damn! Is there anything attractive about this lump?

Call me a frau all you want but if you are waving edible THC candy in front of a camera while you have a 1-year-old child, then yeah I will call you irresponsible.

Call CPS to check on the accessory and NYPD to do a welfare check on the Daddy.

Please don't anyone call Child Protective Services. For what? Removing the child from the professional nanny undoubtedly present to keep the kid out of Andy's hair and dumping it into the NYC foster care system is a horrible idea. Due to all that gaps in NYC's foster care system and its underfunded infrastructure, at any given moment, officials cannot even locate about 10% of their charges.

At least everyone in the gay community can get some insight into the down side of contracting for babies. They are not chattel. Do not treat them as such.

Amazing what filters and makeup will do. He looks like a homeless drunk here.

Someone call CPS ASAP! The child is in the hands of madman on drugs!!!

[quote] guess boredom can be a bad thing for some

How does one with an infant be bored?

Having kids really does age you 20 years. In his case, within weeks.

He’s on some heavy drugs. Take that child away.

Nonsense my mom was on poppers and pot her whole life and I turned out just fine!

R63 he said in the first post Ben was napping and he was bored

remember Andy likes to fill his days being with celebs/insiders or talking with them. A baby doesn't care about gossip

He looks like Jeffrey Epstein's mug shot.

He is reminding me to get something done about my forehead lines! We’re in brow lift territory for lines that deep right?

R69 Don’t. Professional microneedling and Botox

is microneedling better than laser?

I hope Anderson has better sense.

Well, if he is bored he could plant corn in those rows of furrow in his forehead.

My co=parent at r45 looks quite trashy. My surrogate was told I'd be raised like a Vanderbilt not like some rent boy at Splash circa 1998.

Wow he must use a lot of Botox. Because Miss thing looks old and wrinkled and all these pictures. Good lighting good make up and Botox makes this man presentable.

she really can't spend a second by herself, can she?

It's as if she doesn't exist unless someone tells her she's pretty

Father of the Year

R49 touché

R57 Nope, literally absolutely nothing

post-partum depression

"I am bored." I just do not get that excuse for questionable behavior. Depressed, scared, lonely, fearful..... yes, I get that about doing stupid stuff. but "bored" sounds like a rather pitiful excuse. Sorry Andy, for being judgmental. I hope you did not end up with a kid who will continue to be your kid till one of you die, just to try to ease your boredom.

r75 - not botox, he uses a computer filter on WWHL similar to what youtubers use - it smooths out the face - even zoom has a feature like it so I imagine professional post-processing can remove a lot of it. That and HD makeup.

When Andy has a tan, a tight haircut and when the weight is in check, he is a handsome older man. However when all those things go to shit, he’s a haggard nebbish. I know he is loving his covid skinniness, he actually looks aged. It’s not a good look.

Is he bored with his baby already?

R84 much like his Latino BDSM Twinks they’re really cute & fun until they shit the bed.

Speaking of which... Andy was on a tangent last week about dark chocolate that melted all over his duvet and looked like “poop”... Sure, Jan.

I think Princess Cohen is headed for a fall. Probably won't occur until the current quarantine in NYC is lifted, whenever that is.

He lied about having the coronavirus, then compounded the lie about being unable to give plasma because he's gay. His bestie, John Benjamin Hickey, did have the virus, so it sounds like Andy borrowed JBH's story to get himself some press.

The baby (poor Ben!) may or may not be doing what Andy hoped in terms of spreading his fanbase of fraus. Andy's pricey Bravo contract is up for renewal and he's doing everything he can to convince the world that he's a viable TV/media personality in his own right, like Howard Stern, Jimmy Fallon, and yes, Anderson Cooper. In the meanwhile, the Housewife franchise and WWHL remain his claim to fame, and they're both getting a bit stale.

Speaking of... online gossip sources say Cohen and Cooper's "bestie" friendship is mostly a contractual one at this point. They had (and will have) live speaking engagements together (apparently, quite profitable), the NYE show on CNN, and were planning more projects, but they don't actually spend any time together unless there's a camera around. Make of that what you will.

R86 who damaged you? Andy Cohen didn't fake having COVID. He may be a mess but he's not a complete jerk.

He must wear a ton of makeup on WWHL...he really looks like death without it

I hate his over the top confused wannabe puppy dog expressions.

He was recently on Russell Tovey's Instagram live. Tovey was chatting live with people while raising money for some charity and Cohen was desperately trying to get his attention in the comments with "Pick me" messages. He's still lusting after that British uncut dick.

Setting aside the virtually endless availability of media for consumption via the internet, I find it humorous and sad that people cannot entertain themselves.

Frankly, I used to think that it was easier to be entertained if you were less intelligent. But, what the lockdown has also illustrated is that less intelligent people cannot entertain THEMSELVES.

R90 What a match, Wonky Eye & Wonky Ears

I was cleaning some old tape heads with that bottle of Rush and that was actually just oregano, not marijuana in that joint.

Yeah he looks rough and different but I honestly kind of like it. I’m tired of everyone always looking so airbrushed, filtered, and perfect these days. It’s almost refreshing to see a celeb look like shit.

r87 He most certainly did fake having Corona. His timelines for going back to being with his child just DO NOT ADD UP. After being diagnosed, if you chose to self treat or can self treat - you cannot expose yourself to other people until you have 3 full days of zero symptoms with no medicine. No fever reducer, pain killers etc. Cohen announced he tested positive on the 10th and announced he was reunited with his child on the weekend before the 20th. That means he tested positive and got over it in less than 4-5 days. Cohen has asthma, smokes (pot), and is a recreational drug user (coke) - no way he recovered in less time than Bachelor Colton who announced he had it on the same day and was not cleared to be with other people for almost three weeks.

"It’s almost refreshing to see a celeb look like shit."

You have a loose definition of 'celeb.'

At R9, he looks blitzed out of his fucking mind.

He’s got one eye looking at me and the other one looking for me.

So now he's picked up lots more Instagram followers, including Child Protective Services.

What's that expression: boring people are easily bored. He's a gaping void of need that he tried to fill with drugs, younger men, celebrity & a kid - and after all that, he's whining about still being bored. #SAD!

I'm awaiting the Law and Order:SVU "ripped from the headlines" episode of La Cohen's descent into boredom, and the eventual custody battle

Coming Soon...

R102, the face? Or the dangling of the baby?

Poor thing has missed a facial "plumping" or two.