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Their career worst performance

Name some stars and what you think their worst performances are!

Paul Newman - The Outrage. Love him, but "Mexican Bandito" was a little outside his wheelhouse

Marlon Brando - The Island of Dr. Moreau. At that point, he had stopped giving a shit.

by Anonymousreply 94May 13, 2020 3:15 PM

Sharon Stone - Basic Instinct 2.

Its one of the films so bad, it makes you wonder was the entire crew on shrooms during production. How can they produce such a bomb.

by Anonymousreply 1May 9, 2020 8:54 PM

Diane Keaton - Because I Said So

Fiona Shaw - The Black Dahlia (a hammy mess)

by Anonymousreply 2May 9, 2020 8:55 PM

Katharine Hepburn - Dragon Seed

by Anonymousreply 3May 9, 2020 8:57 PM

I forgot to sign R3

by Anonymousreply 4May 9, 2020 9:29 PM

John Travolta - Gotti

by Anonymousreply 5May 9, 2020 9:31 PM

Audrey Hepburn - Green Mansions

by Anonymousreply 6May 9, 2020 9:36 PM

Lucille Ball -- Mame

by Anonymousreply 7May 9, 2020 9:38 PM

Julia Roberts - Mary Reilly

by Anonymousreply 8May 9, 2020 9:41 PM

Ginger Rogers in "Black Widow"

by Anonymousreply 9May 9, 2020 9:47 PM

Miss Ava Gardner in Earthquake.

by Anonymousreply 10May 9, 2020 9:56 PM

Meryl Streep -- "Momma Mia!"

by Anonymousreply 11May 9, 2020 9:59 PM

Donald Trump as “President”

by Anonymousreply 12May 9, 2020 10:02 PM

Okay, r12 wins!

by Anonymousreply 13May 9, 2020 10:04 PM

Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man.

by Anonymousreply 14May 9, 2020 10:07 PM

Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

John Travolta in Battlefield Earth (sci-fi clam propaganda).

John Travolta as Himself in Orientation: A Scientology Information Film.

by Anonymousreply 15May 9, 2020 10:12 PM

Oh, really, r9. Who cares about her performance when her wardrobe was so divine?

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by Anonymousreply 16May 9, 2020 10:16 PM

Two more for Brando: Teahouse of the August Moon, in yellowface for fuck's sake, and Reflections in a Golden Eye.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 9, 2020 10:30 PM

Halle Berry - Catwoman

Kathleen Turner - Baby Geniuses

Antonio Bandares - Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

by Anonymousreply 18May 9, 2020 10:38 PM

r18, good choices!

by Anonymousreply 19May 10, 2020 1:07 AM

Meryl Streep in Still of the Night. She even agrees. She tries, but she's miscast as a femme fatale. Who the fuck thought that would work?

by Anonymousreply 20May 10, 2020 1:13 AM

Sharon Stone - Diabolique

by Anonymousreply 21May 10, 2020 1:17 AM

Jess Lange in King Kong

by Anonymousreply 22May 10, 2020 1:19 AM

John Travolta as Robert Shapiro in The People vs. OJ. It was an incredibly odd performance.

by Anonymousreply 23May 10, 2020 1:20 AM

Saoirse Ronan in Little Women

by Anonymousreply 24May 10, 2020 1:34 AM

Ryan O'Neal in Tough Guys Don't Dance, written and directed by Norman Mailer.

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by Anonymousreply 25May 10, 2020 1:41 AM

John Travolta - Battlefield Earth

Sylvester Stallone - Rhinestone

Lily Tomlin - Moment by Moment

by Anonymousreply 26May 10, 2020 1:46 AM

r24, I thought she was good in that. It's hard to find a movie where she was really bad, but I didn't think she was as strong in Mary Queen of Scots as she was in her other movies

by Anonymousreply 27May 10, 2020 2:01 AM

Madeline Kahn, Gilda Radner, and Bob Newhart - First Family

by Anonymousreply 28May 10, 2020 2:07 AM

Richard Gere and Jodie Foster - Sommersby

I just could never understand why they didn't have sexual heat in this movie???

by Anonymousreply 29May 10, 2020 2:30 AM

Brad Pitt - War Machine

Paul Newman - When Time Ran Out

Johnny Depp - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

by Anonymousreply 30May 10, 2020 2:35 AM

A lot of Johnny Depp's self-consciously "quirky" performances are hard to take

by Anonymousreply 31May 10, 2020 2:56 AM

Blythe Danner in "Brighton Beach Memoirs."

Paul Newman admitted that his worst performance was early on in his career, the film was entitled "The Silver Chalice."

Another vote for "Lucy/Mame."

by Anonymousreply 32May 10, 2020 3:11 AM

Diana Ross in The Wiz. Her hair and costume made her look frumpy and aged her a lot. Too old and whiny. Such a dour performance for what should have been a fun film.

by Anonymousreply 33May 10, 2020 3:15 AM

Joanne Woodward, THE FUGITIVE KIND. Southern belles always make the worst southerners onscreen.

by Anonymousreply 34May 10, 2020 3:50 AM

Paula Abdul - Vibeology at the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards

by Anonymousreply 35May 10, 2020 3:56 AM

Demo Moore - Scarlet Letter

Linda Hamilton - King Kong Lives

Nicole Kidman - Bewitched

by Anonymousreply 36May 10, 2020 4:00 AM

Tom Cruise- The Mummy. I actually got up and walked out and asked for my money back.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 10, 2020 4:05 AM

I hate "Still of the Night" or Stab as it was originally called. (should have let Kate Jackson have it.)

by Anonymousreply 38May 10, 2020 4:09 AM

Olympia Dukakis - Steel Magnolias

by Anonymousreply 39May 10, 2020 4:10 AM

R39 sacrilege.

by Anonymousreply 40May 10, 2020 4:11 AM

r36, thanks for reminding me of that TERRIBLE version of The Scarlet Letter

by Anonymousreply 41May 10, 2020 4:18 AM

R38 I had my worst performance in a movie called STAB too!

by Anonymousreply 42May 10, 2020 4:18 AM

At least you survived the shoot!

by Anonymousreply 43May 10, 2020 4:20 AM

Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

His community theater Tennessee accent was HILARIOUS.

by Anonymousreply 44May 10, 2020 4:21 AM

[quote] thanks for reminding me of that TERRIBLE version of The Scarlet Letter

The only good part in the film was Gary Oldman's nude swimming scene, which my sophomore year English class all got to see in class.

by Anonymousreply 45May 10, 2020 4:29 AM

Al Pacino - Jack and Jill

by Anonymousreply 46May 10, 2020 5:21 AM

Well, R27, just try getting a load of Saoirse in The Host and then come back here to report...

by Anonymousreply 47May 10, 2020 5:37 AM

Britney Spears at the 2007 VMAs.

by Anonymousreply 48May 10, 2020 6:32 AM

Tilda Swinton in Julia. Her American accent was painful.

by Anonymousreply 49May 10, 2020 7:27 AM

Holly Hunter was incredibly annoying in Copycat. That had to have been her worst performance.

by Anonymousreply 50May 10, 2020 7:28 AM

[quote] Their career worst performance

Kevin Spacey as a heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 51May 10, 2020 7:30 AM

Mariah Carey---Glitter for movies and New Year's Eve 2016 for music

by Anonymousreply 52May 10, 2020 1:04 PM

Jessica Lange -- "Hush"

What a ham.

by Anonymousreply 53May 10, 2020 4:17 PM

Meryl Streep as Julia Child. Like a two hour SNL skit.

by Anonymousreply 54May 10, 2020 4:20 PM

Yes r3...

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by Anonymousreply 55May 10, 2020 4:26 PM

r32 - Oh honey, Blythe's career is full of worsts....

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by Anonymousreply 56May 10, 2020 4:30 PM

r23, I actually enjoyed that performance by him. He was compelling as fuck. I'm not that familiar with the real Shapiro, however.

by Anonymousreply 57May 10, 2020 4:32 PM

R53, a template for Constance Langdon, Sister Jude and Fiona Goode.

by Anonymousreply 58May 10, 2020 4:41 PM

Leonardo DiCaprio in anything where he has to appear rugged

by Anonymousreply 59May 10, 2020 4:43 PM

Mickey Rooney’s bucktooth Japanese neighbor in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”

What were they thinking?

by Anonymousreply 60May 10, 2020 8:33 PM

R59, I think The Departed was particularly bad

by Anonymousreply 61May 10, 2020 8:45 PM

I used to say, "anything where Leonardo DiCaprio plays an adult."

He always seemed like a kid playing dress up.

But he was much better in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. Maybe all the age and booze have made him more realistic.

by Anonymousreply 62May 10, 2020 10:23 PM

I used to say, "anything where Leonardo DiCaprio plays an adult."

He always seemed like a kid playing dress up.

But he was much better in Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. Maybe all the age and booze have made him more realistic.

by Anonymousreply 63May 10, 2020 10:23 PM

Pauly Shore...hmmm still thinking.

by Anonymousreply 64May 10, 2020 10:30 PM

ScarJo kinda sucked in The Prestige

Cate Blanchett was weirdly flat in Lord of the Rings

by Anonymousreply 65May 10, 2020 11:41 PM

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in Batman Rises. The first time I found Catwoman totally unsexy. Totally miscast.

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by Anonymousreply 66May 10, 2020 11:54 PM

R66, it’s a shame they didn’t make that movie ten years earlier. Angelina Jolie would’ve been terrific as that incarnation of Catwoman.

by Anonymousreply 67May 11, 2020 12:19 AM

Yeah, AnnE seems more like Batgirl.

[quote]Demo Moore - Scarlet Letter

Please, let’s make this the new Lens.

by Anonymousreply 68May 11, 2020 12:45 AM

R66, Hathaway, surprisingly, was credible in the scenes that required her to be a tough, scrappy street criminal going face to face with other criminals, but you're right about her lack of sexiness. Every time she lowered her head, looked up coquettishly and tried to talk in a seductive, sexy voice, a violent shudder went through me. It was AWFUL, just the cringiest thing I've ever seen. She is NOT sexy. It reminds me of that movie THIS IS WAR where we're expected to believe that Chris Pine and Tom Hardy would "go to war" over who gets [italic]Reese Witherspoon(!?!)[/italic] of all people. For the entire movie they have Reese wearing the sluttiest clothes the costume designer could find to convince us she desirable -- mini-skirts all the way up to her crotch. IT DOESN'T WORK. Reese is not sexy and neither is Hathaway.

by Anonymousreply 69May 11, 2020 1:06 AM

Bette Davis - Wicked Stepmother

by Anonymousreply 70May 11, 2020 1:23 AM

I've once posted this before, but years ago I saw Mickey Rooney in The Wizard of Oz at the theater at Madison Square Garden - he played the wizard - and he was so awful, I felt embarrassed for him.

It looked like he was suffering from a hangover (not an impossibility since it was an early performance).

In movies - Laurence Olivier in The Betsy and Richard Burton in Exorcist II

by Anonymousreply 71May 11, 2020 1:30 AM

[quote]It reminds me of that movie THIS IS WAR where we're expected to believe that Chris Pine and Tom Hardy would "go to war" over who gets Reese Witherspoon(!?!) of all people.

Reese didn't stand a chance. The problem with that movie is that Chris and Tom always seem liked they'd much rather fuck each other.

by Anonymousreply 72May 11, 2020 3:55 PM

r72, I agree

by Anonymousreply 73May 11, 2020 5:31 PM

Ryan Gosling in the new Blade Runner. Such a long and boring movie. Actually was a big fan of the original.

by Anonymousreply 74May 11, 2020 6:14 PM

Cate Blanchett in The Aviator. Beyond awful.

by Anonymousreply 75May 11, 2020 6:36 PM

I thought Cate Blanchett was worse in The Talented Mr. Ripley.

I kept waiting for her to tell Ripley about the time she squashed a ping pong ball and it was just ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 76May 11, 2020 6:50 PM

I thought Cate Blanchett was worse in The Talented Mr. Ripley.

I kept waiting for her to tell Ripley about the time she squashed a ping pong ball and it was just ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 77May 11, 2020 6:50 PM

R66 and R69 Ew. I'm so glad I didn't see it. It does seem painful to watch AnnE trying to be sexy. She is as sexless and thirsty as Jennifer Garner.

by Anonymousreply 78May 11, 2020 7:04 PM

I thought Blanchett was great in The Talented Mr. Ripley

by Anonymousreply 79May 11, 2020 7:18 PM

Whitney Houston’s film debut. I love her and always will, but she was so wildly uneven in that movie. Still love to watch it because she’s so beautiful in it.

by Anonymousreply 80May 11, 2020 7:49 PM

So many to choose from by Vadge but Swept Away was her worst role/performance.

by Anonymousreply 81May 11, 2020 7:56 PM

Natalie Portman has done some garbage. But this last year. Lucy in the sky. The horrible wig and accent. The movie was just terrible. What was so funny about it was they were saying she would probably get an Oscar nom for it. Until they actually saw it at the Toronto film festival. It wasn't brought up again.

by Anonymousreply 82May 11, 2020 8:04 PM

R77 Cate Blanchett was pretty awful in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Although to her credit, that whole thing was a train wreck.

by Anonymousreply 83May 11, 2020 8:11 PM

Cate Blanchett is one of our most overrated actresses. She lacks a great deal of likability.

by Anonymousreply 84May 11, 2020 8:28 PM

R84, She may not be likeable but she is a dam good actress. Have you never seen Blue Jasmine. Brilliant. Get some better taste buttercup.

by Anonymousreply 85May 12, 2020 9:11 AM

No one shits on Olivier or De Niro for not being likable......why do only females have to be likable?

by Anonymousreply 86May 12, 2020 4:39 PM

I shit on Olivier's hammy bisexual ass all the time. And I am so disappointed in DeNiro's awful string of films over the past two decades. Now he's made YET ANOTHER mobster movie with Scorsese. How original - NOT.

I did enjoy Blanchett in BLUE JASMINE very much. But it was the story that was stronger than anything. I just liked seeing her character get her comeuppance.

by Anonymousreply 87May 13, 2020 12:38 AM

YAWN, R86. Save it for your HuffPo column.

by Anonymousreply 88May 13, 2020 12:55 AM

R88, save it for your Fox News show, Mr. Incel

by Anonymousreply 89May 13, 2020 12:58 AM

TIE! Al Pacino- Scent of A Woman Al Pacino- The Irishman

by Anonymousreply 90May 13, 2020 1:22 AM

I saw Blythe in Follies, I don't think she was Horrible .

by Anonymousreply 91May 13, 2020 2:06 AM

La Liz in BOOM !!

by Anonymousreply 92May 13, 2020 2:08 AM

Pacino and Sean Penn both attended the same Catholic school; Our Lady of Male Thespian Histrionics.

by Anonymousreply 93May 13, 2020 10:28 AM

Our Lady of Male Thespian Histrionics is very selective, even more so than the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art

by Anonymousreply 94May 13, 2020 3:15 PM
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