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Coronavirus is in MAN CHOWDER / CUM / LOADS / JIZZ / SPLOOGE

Those are real words for "semen". So at least I speak AMURICAN English, you namby pambies! The finding is meaningless at this time. But please post all your amusing slut shaming and OCD hang-wringing in MY THREAD, because I call it MAN CHOWDER. Thanks, dolls.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 9, 2020 10:47 PM

But you got no SPUNK OP! (that's what I call it)

by Anonymousreply 1May 9, 2020 8:34 PM

And it’s spooge not splooge

by Anonymousreply 2May 9, 2020 8:36 PM

Sad I’ll have to wait a little while to resume swallowing loads

by Anonymousreply 3May 9, 2020 8:37 PM

If someone cums on you but you wipe it off is it okay?

by Anonymousreply 4May 9, 2020 8:37 PM

I love having my face jizzed on ops photo is such a turn on

by Anonymousreply 5May 9, 2020 8:38 PM

What does "on you" mean, Rose? On your tonsils?

by Anonymousreply 6May 9, 2020 8:39 PM

His mother must be so proud.

by Anonymousreply 7May 9, 2020 8:40 PM

R2 back in ye oldy worldy times, we called it splooge

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by Anonymousreply 8May 9, 2020 8:41 PM

Baby-Batter, Ball Scum

by Anonymousreply 9May 9, 2020 8:41 PM

Here cums the fountain!

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by Anonymousreply 10May 9, 2020 8:42 PM

[quote] man chowder

it's chowdah!

by Anonymousreply 11May 9, 2020 8:43 PM

Double Loads.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 9, 2020 8:44 PM

With a little help from my friends.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 9, 2020 8:47 PM

Another list of euphemism from a bygone era, eldergay OP? Now you're allowed to say "fuck juice." Don't you know that?

[quote]Now researchers in China have found that the coronavirus, or bits of it, may linger in semen. But the paper, published Thursday in JAMA Network Open, a peer-reviewed open-access medical journal, does not prove that the virus can be sexually transmitted.

But then again, OP, no one wants to fuck you anyway, so it's all a moot point for now.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 9, 2020 8:54 PM

I feel this thread is more of a tribute to Little Richard than the other more sanctimonious thread!

Especially R12 and the fireworks 🎇 at R10

by Anonymousreply 15May 9, 2020 9:01 PM

[quote]MAN CHOWDER

More like MAN CREAM SOUP. Chowder has chunks in it.

by Anonymousreply 16May 9, 2020 9:08 PM

Meth or bipolarity, OP?

by Anonymousreply 17May 9, 2020 9:09 PM

Before I left I covered his face with my MANHOOD. I soaked him good with my MANLINESS!

by Anonymousreply 18May 9, 2020 9:19 PM

Is something wrong with me if this turns my stomach? Body fluids just don't turn me on.

by Anonymousreply 19May 9, 2020 9:48 PM

Considering you have a vagina, r19, I am not surprised.

by Anonymousreply 20May 9, 2020 10:00 PM

Jizz has always been my favorite. "I shoot a lot and far, and I like it when I splatter my face with my jizz."

by Anonymousreply 21May 9, 2020 10:01 PM

nut.

by Anonymousreply 22May 9, 2020 10:03 PM

load

by Anonymousreply 23May 9, 2020 10:03 PM

baby batter

by Anonymousreply 24May 9, 2020 10:03 PM

boy juice

by Anonymousreply 25May 9, 2020 10:03 PM

dick milk

by Anonymousreply 26May 9, 2020 10:04 PM

spunk

by Anonymousreply 27May 9, 2020 10:05 PM

R4 all the mucosa.....don’t get it in your eyes, nose, mouth. not in the other orifice either I suppose. Be careful.

by Anonymousreply 28May 9, 2020 10:06 PM

Milky loads!

by Anonymousreply 29May 9, 2020 10:08 PM

r20 Yeah, but I call it a cunt, a hole. Now tell us about your clitoris.

by Anonymousreply 30May 9, 2020 10:15 PM

[quote] it's all a moot point for now

Yay! R14 correctly used [italic]and]/italic] spelled "moot"!

by Anonymousreply 31May 9, 2020 10:46 PM

And as you can tell, I am not new here. [/italic]

by Anonymousreply 32May 9, 2020 10:47 PM
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