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Tasteful Friend, Chris Meloni Lists Ozzie and Harriet’s Haunted House

After just over five years of ownership, versatile TV and film actor Christopher Meloni (“Oz,” “Law & Order: SVU,” “The Handmaid’s Tale,” “Wet Hot American Summer,” “Happy!”) and his longtime wife Sherman Williams have punted their historic Hollywood Hills home back onto the open market, where it’s landed with a nearly $6.5 million thud.

The famed half-acre estate sits just below the mouth of ever-popular Runyon Canyon park and features a two-story, traditional-style house originally built in 1916. There are five bedrooms and seven full baths in nearly 5,300 square feet of living space, a figure that likely includes the detached guesthouse, which sits poolside at the far rear of the property.

While the home itself is certainly pretty, the design is nothing groundbreaking. Rather, the property is legendary because of its prominent place in Golden Age Hollywood lore. During the 1950s and ’60s, the property was the television (and real life) home of Ozzie and Harriet Nelson, the sitcom stars who arguably best epitomized American cultural attitudes of the 1950s.

In 1975, Ozzie Nelson died in the home’s master bedroom. The house has changed hands multiple times over the ensuing decades, and many of those owners have reportedly complained that the property is haunted, with spooky goings-on — bedsheets flying about in the night, locked doors opening and slamming shut — all the norm at the former Casa Nelson.

Haunted or not, the estate again achieved small-screen fame in the mid-aughts, as the on-camera home of fast-talking power agent Ari Gold in the earliest seasons of “Entourage.”

As for Meloni, he acquired the genteel abode in fall 2014, for $5.25 million from a developer, and a quick comparison of current photos to those from back then shows that not much has changed in the past few years. The gated spread has clearly undergone a light interior renovation, however, with new wall paint, re-stained hardwood floors, the addition of some snazzy light fixtures and a giant gold Buddha that now graces the foyer, perhaps to guard against paranormal activity.

The fully walled and gated spread offers plenty of off-street parking, and the driveway runs past the main house before dead-ending at the detached three-car garage. A raspberry red front door opens into the classic center hall layout, where there are formal living and dining rooms, plus an oversized family room with sets of French doors and a vivid tracery ceiling detail. The eat-in kitchen is fully outfitted with high-end stainless appliances, while an adjacent breakfast room/lounge has walls crammed with various art pieces.

In addition to downstairs maids quarters, the house has four bedrooms upstairs — all of them ensuite. The cavernous master offers a vaulted ceiling, fireplace and dual walk-in closets, while the other bedrooms have windows overlooking the lush yard. There’s also an upstairs family room for cozy movie nights at home.

Out back, a kidney-shaped swimming pool is surrounded by a brick terrace with plenty of room for sunbathing or outdoor entertaining. The estate’s gardens feature magnolia trees, a variety of flowering shrubs and a generous swath of grassy lawn, perfect for a lazy set of croquet.

Besides their apparently no-longer-wanted residential piece of Hollywood history, Meloni and Williams continue to maintain a vacation home on the shores of Connecticut’s scenic Candlewood Lake, originally acquired way back in 2003.

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by Anonymousreply 43May 12, 2020 3:28 AM

Is he versatile? In my daydreams he's a total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1May 9, 2020 8:34 PM

I'd totally buy that house.

Especially knowing that Chris Meloni used to live there.

by Anonymousreply 2May 9, 2020 8:36 PM

Meloni has a weird-shaped head that makes him look like Bert of Bert and Ernie fame.

by Anonymousreply 3May 9, 2020 8:36 PM

Two nice things:

The side/rear elevation with large chimney and half-dormers (where the exterior wall punctures the roofline to become dormers;

The molded plaster ceiling in the large room on the main floor.

Otherwise it's boring in that way that Southern California houses are boring.

I would have preferred the interior before the Property Bros. (Or one of their ilk) fucked it up.

by Anonymousreply 4May 9, 2020 8:39 PM

OMFG!!! Christopher Meloni owned/owns that house!!! I drive by it all the time, had I known I would have definitely stalked the man. Missed my chance!!! SIGH...

by Anonymousreply 5May 9, 2020 8:42 PM

He's married to Sherwin Williams?

Does he get a deal on paint?

by Anonymousreply 6May 9, 2020 8:43 PM

its way overpriced. That neighborhood is marginal and Harriet actually vacated the place and moved to her other house in Laguna Beach as she had an armed intruder enter the house while she was in residence.

by Anonymousreply 7May 9, 2020 8:50 PM

The landscaping is really lovely. For me the staging is a problem. It’s too much of a look. I can’t get a feel for the home.

by Anonymousreply 8May 9, 2020 8:55 PM

[quote] I'd totally buy that house. Especially knowing that Chris Meloni used to live there.

I would want to write it into the contract that he leave me a few cum stained pairs of his briefs.

by Anonymousreply 9May 9, 2020 9:24 PM

That house is so simple for $6.5 million.

by Anonymousreply 10May 9, 2020 9:29 PM

[quote] I would want to write it into the contract that he leave me a few cum stained pairs of his briefs.

Plua an autographed and framed photo of this.

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by Anonymousreply 11May 9, 2020 9:33 PM

Or this...

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by Anonymousreply 12May 9, 2020 9:36 PM

Lovely home, the landscape is very nice but a bit too much brick.

by Anonymousreply 13May 9, 2020 9:40 PM

I really like the house. The grounds are very nice and the interior is simple but tasteful.

by Anonymousreply 14May 9, 2020 9:41 PM

I'll bet Meloni is going to take a huge loss on the sale of that home.

Why would he consider that to be an "investment?"

Looks like he's as bad at real estate speculation, as he is at choosing acting roles.

by Anonymousreply 15May 10, 2020 3:23 AM

It's cute enough on the outside, but dull as dirt once you cross the threshold.

by Anonymousreply 16May 10, 2020 3:29 AM

I've been inside that house AND worked with Meloni (not at the same time). The house was real dated and quirky before that developer got ahold of it. The room with the ornate ceiling was paneled in dark wood and the fireplace went to the ceiling with no windows. There's a famous picture of the Nelson's sitting in front of it. It had a TERRIBLE kitchen and the bathrooms don't stick out in my memory so they probably were terrible as well. There are pictures from the listing. I'd guess it sold for around $3,000,000 then.

Meloni's wife is a decorator, but I can't for the life of me figure out why they restained the floors even lighter. I remember the house had a lovely checkerboard floor in the foyer and dining room that was probably original.

by Anonymousreply 17May 10, 2020 6:01 AM

[quote] I've been inside that house AND worked with Meloni (not at the same time). The house was real dated and quirky before that developer got ahold of it.

R17 = lazy

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by Anonymousreply 18May 10, 2020 7:35 AM
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by Anonymousreply 19May 10, 2020 7:40 AM

[quote]The room with the ornate ceiling was paneled in dark wood and the fireplace went to the ceiling with no windows.

Much better before. The two too small windows set too high on the wall are half measures add nothing to the room. I don't mind the ceiling painted white (the mouldings were wood to match the paneling before) but the room looks lost without the paneling. (You can see the room before from about 1.37 in the video)

Agreed, the too light floors are a mistake.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 10, 2020 7:49 AM

Never mind the stupid video, R19 has kindly done the work for more than one of us with his link.

by Anonymousreply 21May 10, 2020 7:51 AM

Can I keep him prisoner? OZ style?

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by Anonymousreply 22May 10, 2020 8:07 AM

I’ve been to that house. Way overpriced for that neighborhood. It’s very easily accessible from the street.

by Anonymousreply 23May 10, 2020 8:16 AM

$3,000,000 for that craptastic house?

Fuck that!

I'd pay $500,000 tops.

by Anonymousreply 24May 11, 2020 1:57 AM

If you look at it on google satellite it appears to be in a commercial part of the city.

by Anonymousreply 25May 11, 2020 5:40 PM

ANyone else notice that Ozzie and Harriet is playing on the tvs in the photos?

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by Anonymousreply 26May 11, 2020 5:45 PM

Where does a C-list actor like him get the money to buy such an expensive house?

by Anonymousreply 27May 11, 2020 5:49 PM

Gorgeous inside and out, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 28May 11, 2020 6:05 PM

That house is not worth 6 million. I don't care who lived there.

by Anonymousreply 29May 11, 2020 6:08 PM

Does one get to claim the ghost as dependents for income tax purposes?

by Anonymousreply 30May 11, 2020 6:19 PM

Law & Order SVU, R27.

He was riding a gravy train, and then gave it up because he was bored.

SO dumb.

Mariska Hargitay stuck with it, and has basically had a civil service acting job for over 20 years, doing that crappy show.

It's definitely played out, but she's so smart. She has made a ton of money from that show.

Chris gave it up after 12 seasons, and he has been floating around ever since.

by Anonymousreply 31May 11, 2020 6:24 PM

[quote]If you look at it on google satellite it appears to be in a commercial part of the city.

It's surprisingly close to Hollywood Blvd.

by Anonymousreply 32May 11, 2020 7:12 PM

[quote]Chris gave it up after 12 seasons, and he has been floating around ever since.

He's coming back to a new series with the Stabler character. And appearing on the season premiere of SVU (assuming there is one) this fall.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 11, 2020 7:14 PM

It looks like one of those houses where the people have like 10 kids.

by Anonymousreply 34May 11, 2020 7:24 PM

I can see him getting out of the bathtub and fucking me as I lean against one of those bathroom sinks. And when he's done he can fuck me against the other.

by Anonymousreply 35May 11, 2020 7:25 PM

[quote] He's coming back to a new series with the Stabler character. And appearing on the season premiere of SVU (assuming there is one) this fall.

But his character died.

by Anonymousreply 36May 11, 2020 7:55 PM

Golden Girls SVU.

by Anonymousreply 37May 11, 2020 8:41 PM

No, R36, his character didn't die. At the end of his last episode, Stabler shot and killed someone who was threatening the cops in the squad room. Stabler then supposedly retired (offscreen). In his new spinoff, however, he's back working as a cop in the unit that deals with organized crime.

I'm guessing Meloni has put this house on the market since they'll be moving back to NYC for his new show. I believe that it was really his wife who wanted to leave NYC in the first place, after he'd quit SVU.

R17 What was it like to work with Meloni? I've heard both good and bad.

by Anonymousreply 38May 11, 2020 8:42 PM

[quote]t looks like one of those houses where the people have like 10 kids.

Eight kids is enough to fill that house with love!

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by Anonymousreply 39May 11, 2020 10:22 PM

Isn't Meloni now at an age when most cops retire?

by Anonymousreply 40May 11, 2020 11:46 PM

R4 / R20 are right it was better before. The outside and garden are still beautiful, but the interior is now quite dull, and most of the character has been stripped out.

This is a classic example of "good bones" - I would restore the interior (mostly) to what it was originally back when it was built with some concessions to functionality, put in traditional fittings and finishes, rip out out every last recessed light fitting, leave the outside and garden as is, would be an outstanding house then

by Anonymousreply 41May 12, 2020 1:51 AM

Bert!

by Anonymousreply 42May 12, 2020 2:09 AM

[quote] I can see him getting out of the bathtub and fucking me as I lean against one of those bathroom sinks. And when he's done he can fuck me against the other.

The sound of ass banging must never be silenced.

by Anonymousreply 43May 12, 2020 3:28 AM
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