Something About Amelia (1984)
"Something About Amelia" was the most-watched TV show the week it aired January 9, 1984, nominated for eight Emmys and winning three.
Ted Danson learns the best meal is home cooked with his very own hot piece of tail a couple doors down the hall, thirteen year-old daughter Amelia, played by Roxana Zal.
Glenn Close plays a character not too different from her role in The Big Chill the year before.
Did you see this classic TV movie?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 45 | May 18, 2020 9:44 PM
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Michael Landon was the first choice for the role of the father but turned it down because of his morally upright reputation.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 9, 2020 6:53 AM
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Very uncomfortable to watch imo.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 9, 2020 8:57 AM
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Great pull, OP. I was 14 and I remember talking about this made-for-TV movie in hushed tones at school. I always hoped we’d see more of Roxana Zal, but she never broke out.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2020 12:50 PM
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I love when Glenn Close smears cum in her hair.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 9, 2020 12:54 PM
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A movie of the week, how quaint.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 9, 2020 12:59 PM
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At the time it was quite groundbreaking. Opening the door unfortunately for 15 years of hysterical fraus screaming "I was molested!" even when they werent and all of a suddewn EVERY single man was a child fucker ,even when they werent.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2020 2:50 PM
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I remember how shocking and scandalous it seemed at the time for network TV. I was 10 when it came out. Watched it a few years ago on Youtube and it was interesting just to see Ted Danson playing such a creep. It felt incredibly dated (like all TV movies, I suppose). I didn't like the way they made it sound like poor old dad just needed some counseling and therapy and the family would be able to stay intact. As if an incestuous pedophile can be rehabilitated. I don't think so!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 9, 2020 4:16 PM
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This would make a great feel-good jukebox musical.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 9, 2020 4:26 PM
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Movie was creepy. Poor Amelia.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 9, 2020 4:32 PM
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"New and Improved All-Temperature Cheer truly did make my bedding Winter White!"
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | May 9, 2020 9:16 PM
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Well-acted for an 80s TV movie, but insanely dated and offensive.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2020 5:18 AM
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80s TV movies are a lot better than the crap that comes out on Hallmark.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2020 5:33 AM
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That was depressing as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2020 5:39 AM
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R7, no. Any personal history that created that belief is boring and worthless and you know it.
One of the shittiest things you can experience as a teen is to hear someone who is being abused, report it to your folks, get some bullshit status report, have everyone grow silent, and then...nothing.
Find a coworker in tears because some asshole is telling he what he’d do to her pussy (office brokerage setting). Jump on his desk and swear him out and throw a fit because you should. Nothing happens.
Fuck you, R7.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2020 5:49 AM
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As a 10 year old gayling, I remember being extremely jealous of Amelia.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2020 6:00 AM
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I have always remembered Ted Dansen putting a new carton of cigarettes on top of the refrigerator. As a 21 year old I thought that was so clever to paint him as bad early on by showing that he was a smoker.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2020 6:57 AM
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The movie ruined the name Amelia for me.
I hate the ending. Like counseling is going to fix a man who had sex with his daughter, and she's supposed to live with him like it's all good now?
Why the fuck try to paint a happy ending for the dad?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 18, 2020 7:06 AM
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It was Escandalo at my Middle School, iirc there was an assembly about it so we could talk about speaking out if molested.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2020 10:34 AM
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There was an episode of Hill Street Blues where cops are called for a domestic disturbance. The wife attacked her husband because she caught him fucking their daughter. The cops tell them it's not worth breaking up a family over this. Their advice to the daughter is stop wearing skimpy clothes. People had bizarre attitudes towards sex back then.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2020 10:56 AM
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Amelia was a dirty little hussy!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2020 11:52 AM
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It should be remade as "Something About Ivanka"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 18, 2020 1:22 PM
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I remember this but didn't want to watch Sam Malone molesting his kid.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 18, 2020 1:55 PM
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I remember them saying Roxanna Zal was going to be the next "big thing".
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 18, 2020 1:58 PM
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Roxana dated Rodney Harvey
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 18, 2020 2:07 PM
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One of the weaker installments in the TABOO film series.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 18, 2020 2:22 PM
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R20 A movie with that ending wouldn't be made today.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 18, 2020 2:44 PM
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at 1:08 the movie is wrong. He is a pedophile. Did we not know that in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 18, 2020 3:00 PM
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It's hilarious how poor G lost at the Emmys for this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 18, 2020 3:11 PM
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They need to do a remake of this and have him end up locked up in prison with the other short-eyes and get out divorced and with his name on the sex-offenders list unable to get a job.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 18, 2020 3:15 PM
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This was around the time when films like Pretty Baby and The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane showed pre-pubescent girls having sex. Playboy had a publication called Sugar 'N' Spice which featured nude pics of little girls including 10 year old Brooke Shields. I was a kid at the time but I would read my Mom's People magazines. I would see photos in there of Roman Polanski and Nastassja Kinski who were a couple.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 18, 2020 4:34 PM
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This movie received major publicity the week it aired. It was heavily promoted and on the cover of Parade and all the local TV Guide editions.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 18, 2020 4:48 PM
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Fallen Angel was another creepy as fuck TV movie.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | May 18, 2020 4:52 PM
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What exactly does the title refer to? Some piece of dialog?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 18, 2020 4:58 PM
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This aired during my prime TV-watching years as a kid and I think, maybe, I remember the cover of the TV Guide, but otherwise have absolutely no memory of this at all. Not even of all the Emmy nominations!
I was probably watching "Goodnight Beantown" or "Alice" instead.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 18, 2020 5:11 PM
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This movie is not in any way an indication of how shit like this actually ends.
This is more accurate:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 39 | May 18, 2020 5:23 PM
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You have credit to Danson for taking on this role. It could have been a career killer.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 18, 2020 5:24 PM
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R36 Awww that's Audrey Griswald from European Vacation.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 18, 2020 6:23 PM
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In Fallen Angel you can watch her seduce Richard "Hold me , David" Masur.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 18, 2020 6:25 PM
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I recognize him from the episode of All in the Family where he played the retarded grocery clerk.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 18, 2020 6:27 PM
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[quote] Fallen Angel was another creepy as fuck TV movie.
I saw that as a kid some Saturday afternoon and it was fucked up. It’s kind of amazing that something like that— a little girl coerced into kiddie pron including scenes of the mom’s boyfriend shooting the photos— could just be your average TV movie of the week.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 18, 2020 6:34 PM
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Wasn't there some TV movie in the 70s where Linda Blair played a teen who got sent to a juvenille detention center and got raped?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 18, 2020 9:44 PM
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