A whole snack
HAWT
What kind of artist is he?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 9, 2020 2:31 AM |
Pass.
Dozens of nude/semi-nude selfies on Instagram. Props if you're built or hot. However, if you're also vain and self-absorbed and need constant approval, that's a major turn-off because you have a tiresome type of insecurity.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 9, 2020 2:32 AM |
R3, you typing from 1989, bro?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 9, 2020 2:33 AM |
R3 types effete, death fat, and jealous
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 9, 2020 2:36 AM |
Facts
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 9, 2020 2:38 AM |
Tight body
But where’s the art?
His IG states he’s a “masseuse”. Who has had him?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 9, 2020 2:44 AM |
I wasn't even a teen in 1989, broseph R5, who is also OP, R1, R4, R5 and R7. Let me guess, asswipe, you're Jaime Reytor.
You're projecting, cunt at R6, who is also R2 and R8.
Damn, you Gen Z bitches are so PRESSED. Such thin-skinned babies when someone doesn't parrot your opinion.
The definition of pathetic: 2 trolls posting all the comments here (not including the 2 that are mine). Trying to make Jaime happen, LMAO!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 9, 2020 2:52 AM |
Why you mad gramps?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 9, 2020 2:55 AM |
Go back to Lipstick Alley with the "snack" slang, odious OP.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 9, 2020 2:55 AM |
Disingenuous bitch. You cunts attacked first and now that you get retaliation, you act all innocent and victimized. Puh-leeze. What amateurs! Try harder, teen twats.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 9, 2020 2:56 AM |
U gonna have a stroke gramps.
Calm down.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 9, 2020 2:58 AM |
I'm with R3 on this one.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 9, 2020 2:59 AM |
Lol
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 9, 2020 2:59 AM |
Hot.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 9, 2020 3:00 AM |
Who?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 9, 2020 3:01 AM |
Where’s his RentMen profile OP?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 9, 2020 3:03 AM |
He looks common.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 9, 2020 3:03 AM |
R2,R6,R8, R10, R13: LQTM.
Ah, it's so easy to push your buttons, twat. You're stroking out with your repetitive and pathetic attempts at insults.
So a milliennial is a "gramps"? You need to finish remedial basic arithmetic.
Stay pressed, fuckwit.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 9, 2020 3:03 AM |
Artist, masseuse.
More like whore.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 9, 2020 3:06 AM |
Are you trolling gramps?
Or you really are this obstinate and senile?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 9, 2020 3:07 AM |
Forgot to take your meds again, R22? You type unstable.
Imagine, a troll trolling for an Instaho nobody. The jokes write themselves!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 9, 2020 3:09 AM |
You guys can't work IG? His sculpture is all over it.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 9, 2020 3:11 AM |
Wow.
Either you a troll who is not good at his job or either you’re a sad old man.
Maybe both.
Whatever.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 9, 2020 3:12 AM |
^Says the troll who's EXTREMELY BUTTHURT that his favorite attention ho isn't getting much attention.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 9, 2020 3:14 AM |
R24, if his sculptures are that good, fameho Jaime wouldn't need to post nudes.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 9, 2020 3:16 AM |
DL thinks any hairless white man with abs is hot even tho most of them look like a naked mole rat. Get some standards.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 9, 2020 3:18 AM |
R27 hasn’t spoken to a person under 30 years of age since 1997
You got as ass like that, you show it
Really, unfuckable oldsters should stay off of instragram
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 9, 2020 3:19 AM |
Why be jealous of hot dudes?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 9, 2020 3:19 AM |
R29: I love how you think a 30-something is old. Too funny. You'll be lucky to reach that period of life, considering how stupid you sound.
Logic 101: repeating a lie over and over doesn't make it true. You've got issues.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 9, 2020 3:21 AM |
R30 Well, those who are unfuckable and unlovable makes certain old men enraged and jealous.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 9, 2020 3:23 AM |
Longing for sizemeat verificatia....
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 9, 2020 3:26 AM |
R29 -- "Oldster"? What are you, a 17-year-old greaser from 1956?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 9, 2020 3:32 AM |
Hear, Hear! R33.
Less talk. More hole.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 9, 2020 3:36 AM |
I’m always curious about these guys. Do they not think about future employment? Do they expect to be 25 and hot their entire lives? Employers look at social media’s for all applicants. They’re not gonna hire an instaho.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 9, 2020 3:37 AM |
R38 well ups and McDonalds are always available
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 9, 2020 3:39 AM |
When I read posts like R38, I want to go elsewhere because there's such an age gap here and the older guys are so to of touch.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 9, 2020 3:40 AM |
R41 I'm sure the "older guys" will hang our heads in shame and self-flagellate as we log off and cry into our caftans because we're so "out of touch." Oh, would you like me to define "flagellate" for you? I'd be happy to do so.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 9, 2020 3:48 AM |
They’re cute in their bumbling outraged comments r41. It’s like a time machine.
Shoot me if I ever end up like them.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 9, 2020 3:49 AM |
I wish more legitimate masseurs were hot like this. Around here it’s mostly older Chinese dudes
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 9, 2020 3:49 AM |
Hot physique
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 9, 2020 3:56 AM |
R34 Hmmm.....his bulge is not that impressive
Maybe he’s a grower
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 9, 2020 4:04 AM |
R33 Oh my, that is a novel way to present hole and showcase your flexibility
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 9, 2020 4:08 AM |
This girl is so thirsty, she's sucked the humidity down to single digits.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 9, 2020 4:09 AM |
Cuban in Miami. This is THE career. Followed by real estate at 40.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 9, 2020 5:08 AM |
I'm a top, so his cock is not what I'm interested in.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 9, 2020 5:13 AM |
It seems Miss Reytor has discovered DL and is advertising her wares but most DL queens ain't interested cos she is basic
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 9, 2020 5:56 AM |
His "art" is painfully bad.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 9, 2020 8:34 AM |
"Artist"
I mean...maybe he should have more photos of his actual art than his ass. Otherwise, he looks like every other narcissist with an IG.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 9, 2020 9:57 AM |
[cough] butterface [cough]
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 9, 2020 10:11 AM |
IFHH
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 9, 2020 10:54 AM |
He is hot af, my position on these thirsty IG people is, thanks for sharing your beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 9, 2020 11:42 AM |
come sit by me R57
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 9, 2020 11:50 AM |
R57 is correct
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 9, 2020 12:07 PM |
Questionable anal hygiene
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 9, 2020 1:22 PM |
Ummm
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 9, 2020 2:07 PM |
He’s a dime a dozen. Hard pass.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 9, 2020 2:13 PM |
R63, I wonder what you look like
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 9, 2020 2:15 PM |
I wonder how many straight guys would take the bait if they walked in on him with his naked ass in the air and a 'come hither' look on his face?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 9, 2020 2:21 PM |
You know what r63 looks like r64
Pear shaped and judgemental
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 9, 2020 2:24 PM |
[quote]Pear shaped and judgemental
you forgot bitter
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 9, 2020 2:51 PM |
That was understood by everyone
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 9, 2020 2:57 PM |
WHITE TRASH PATINA
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 9, 2020 3:05 PM |
Assets galore
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 9, 2020 3:20 PM |
His art is in his bussy. Cum inside.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 9, 2020 3:39 PM |
Oh wow bruh
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 9, 2020 3:44 PM |
Do you think he will kiss on the first date?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 9, 2020 3:44 PM |
What exactly is it that he's selling?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 9, 2020 3:46 PM |
R77, he's a lifestyle guru.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 9, 2020 3:52 PM |
Whore
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 9, 2020 4:12 PM |
More!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 9, 2020 4:16 PM |
If he calls himself a masseuse on his IG account, then obviously he's just another Instaho. He would call himself a masseur if he was legit.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 9, 2020 4:19 PM |
He’s got a beautiful, lithe body, and as a ballet dancer he clearly knows how to move it. And then there is dat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 9, 2020 4:31 PM |
R82 +1 for proper use of the term "lithe".
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 9, 2020 4:35 PM |
Nice body delicious ass
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 9, 2020 4:36 PM |
Yeah hot physique bro
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 9, 2020 4:38 PM |
I may not know art, but I know what I like.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 9, 2020 4:48 PM |
[quote]What exactly is it that he's selling?
Candy bars. So his band can march in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 9, 2020 9:34 PM |
Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 9, 2020 9:35 PM |
I'm not R63 but just because he referred to an Instaho as a "Dime a dozen" doesn't mean he's calling the guy unattractive or ugly. I mean...when it comes to social media, he IS a dime a dozen. Jesus, grow up people.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 10, 2020 9:44 AM |
Gassy
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 10, 2020 11:40 AM |
More!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 10, 2020 1:24 PM |
[quote][R82] +1 for proper use of the term "lithe".
Lithe! Lithe, I tell you!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 10, 2020 1:47 PM |
Love it
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 15, 2020 5:10 PM |
He’s definitely my type. After this pandemic is finally over, I’m going to pay him to push my wheelchair.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 15, 2020 5:24 PM |
[quote]His IG states he’s a “masseuse”. Who has had him?
MTF or FTM?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 15, 2020 9:15 PM |
not into feet at all, but I have to admit. I like that photo in OP. I click on it every time I scroll down and see it.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 15, 2020 10:07 PM |
damn that bod is tight
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 15, 2020 10:41 PM |
The artist at work. He looks quite handsome here.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 16, 2020 4:30 PM |
Maybe Richard Madden will hook up him after Richard disposes of Froy Gutierrez
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 16, 2020 4:35 PM |
r66 At least a few.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 16, 2020 4:49 PM |
He looks like he does a lot of pilates.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 16, 2020 4:51 PM |
Maybe one day he'll get over his shyness.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 16, 2020 5:14 PM |
Some background info about his defection from Cuba and his move to Miami.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 16, 2020 6:40 PM |
R99 iz he scholar Lyke me
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 17, 2020 12:14 PM |
No, Melanomia, unlike you he appears to have at least a modicum of talent.
Be Breast!!!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 17, 2020 3:30 PM |
Yummy, very bone-able.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 17, 2020 3:45 PM |
His artwork is very pedestrian, but he's cute.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 19, 2020 7:57 PM |
He needs to present hole.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 19, 2020 9:00 PM |
Sexy tight body in r108 pic
Love his pubes
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 19, 2020 9:24 PM |
He has an OnlyFans. Considering how much of an exhibitionist he is while having to conform to the IG structures, I would assume that you can see everything on OF.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 19, 2020 9:55 PM |
☝️☝️ IG strictures — not structures.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 19, 2020 10:18 PM |
I can't wait to see this whore on onlyfans
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 19, 2020 10:43 PM |
You betcha!
Whore boys are the BEST!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 20, 2020 12:15 AM |
r112 Desperate elderqueens are keeping him afloat.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 20, 2020 6:02 AM |
Dat ass bro
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 5, 2020 2:18 AM |
Sexy man. I’d eat his and swallow his loads
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 5, 2020 2:28 AM |
[quote] types effete, death fat, and jealous
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 5, 2020 2:29 AM |
Bwhaha
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 5, 2020 2:40 AM |
When he poses like that he doesn't have to use the Roomba.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 5, 2020 3:32 AM |
Gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 5, 2020 4:29 AM |
All so very nice. Too bad his feets are ugli.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 5, 2020 4:46 AM |
gurl is FINE
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 5, 2020 10:25 AM |
Artist. Hmmm. Does he paint misty watercolor memories?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 5, 2020 11:01 AM |
[quote] his feets are ugli.
Disagree. For a ballet dancer, he has surprisingly good looking feet.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 5, 2020 2:57 PM |
r112 whats his onlyfans url? I have searched for it but can't find any mention on his insta ....
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 5, 2020 3:49 PM |
Does he paint with his feet? Why is he sticking it out, I’m not into feet!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 5, 2020 3:55 PM |
r128 For the foot fetish eldergays.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 5, 2020 4:02 PM |
$12? She’s not worth it.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 5, 2020 4:26 PM |
Yeah, I hear you R131. And no discounts as far as I’ve been able to see.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 5, 2020 4:42 PM |
Nice bruh
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 5, 2020 6:49 PM |
He's is quite lovely.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 5, 2020 7:29 PM |
[quote] His OF name is cubanbd
cubanbd -> stanksleeve
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 5, 2020 11:53 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 5, 2020 11:59 PM |
I'd play with his nipples and blow him.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 6, 2020 12:48 AM |