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Madden Clearly NOT the New Bond - Who Is?

Well, we waited for the Insider's guaranteed prediction that Madden would be named as the next Bond on 6 May, and as most of us knew (especially with more news about Dickie and Froilan emerging), 6 May came and went without any such announcement.

So, back to Square One.

Still praying for Aidan Turner in this corner.

Any changed tunes since the last thread?

by Anonymousreply 67May 10, 2020 12:30 AM

As others fall by the wayside, Aiden Turner is looking like a better choice.

Jack Lowden, James Norton, Tom Cullen could also still slip it.

Hardy, Elba, Cavill, Hiddleston, Fassbender are probably out.

Madden, Hueghan, and all stunt casting options are non-starters now since they won't take the risk after lockdown.

by Anonymousreply 1May 8, 2020 5:33 PM

[quote]Jack Lowden, James Norton, Tom Cullen could also still slip in

Pics please

by Anonymousreply 2May 8, 2020 5:35 PM

A gay black trans conjoined twin on an iron lung. Just as Ian Fleming envisioned.

by Anonymousreply 3May 8, 2020 5:37 PM

Oliver Jackson Cohen

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by Anonymousreply 4May 8, 2020 5:39 PM

Aidan Turner for the win, bitchezz! Just such a gorgeous, splendid man.

by Anonymousreply 5May 8, 2020 5:42 PM

[quote] Well, we waited for the Insider's guaranteed prediction that Madden would be named as the next Bond on 6 May, and as most of us knew (especially with more news about Dickie and Froilan emerging), 6 May came and went without any such announcement.

Who are "we" and "us" in this sentence?

by Anonymousreply 6May 8, 2020 5:44 PM

The Downs Syndrome community is seriously underrepresented in the Bond lexicon.

by Anonymousreply 7May 8, 2020 5:46 PM

Cavill would be the 2020s equivalent of Roger Moore - great looking but without the charisma and edge of other Bonds.

by Anonymousreply 8May 8, 2020 5:47 PM

TIMMY!

by Anonymousreply 9May 8, 2020 5:48 PM

Would Theo James be the first non-white James Bond?

by Anonymousreply 10May 8, 2020 5:50 PM

The Irritable Bowel Syndrome Community is seriously underrepresented in the Bond lexicon.

by Anonymousreply 11May 8, 2020 5:51 PM

Were there people out there who seriously thought Madden was still in the running after l'affaire Flynn?

by Anonymousreply 12May 8, 2020 5:52 PM

R9: Don't make me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 13May 8, 2020 5:53 PM

I’ve seen Damien Lewis mentioned... time for a ginger?

by Anonymousreply 14May 8, 2020 5:54 PM

[quote] The Downs Syndrome community is seriously underrepresented in the Bond lexicon.

Jill will be the new Bond girl: curvaceous, sexy, and well informed about women's internal plumbing.

by Anonymousreply 15May 8, 2020 5:56 PM

[quote] TIMMY!

Timeh.

by Anonymousreply 16May 8, 2020 5:57 PM

Why does it take them so fucking long to pick someone???

by Anonymousreply 17May 8, 2020 5:58 PM

Since the next Bond movie isn’t coming out until the end of the year, we won’t know until after it’s release. Insider did come back on the thread and said the announcement for Madden in the role was delayed until then. However, I do think Madden’s Marvel role took him out of the running and he’s rumored for the male lead in the Young Furiosa movie. The pandemic changed much, I’m sure.

by Anonymousreply 18May 8, 2020 6:32 PM

Damien Lews at 50 is too old to carry the franchise for more than 2-3 movies. Unlike Dr. Who, frequently switching out Bonds is not something they strive to do. Also, James Norton is a ginger, so there you go.

I could see Oliver Jackson Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 19May 8, 2020 6:35 PM

R10 Oh, please don't start that again.

Theo James is white. On his father's side, he's Greek. Greeks are not black.

by Anonymousreply 20May 8, 2020 6:47 PM

R12 - You'd have to go back to the last Next Bond? thread and count up the, Why nots?

R1 - "As others fall by the wayside, Aiden Turner is looking like a better choice.

Jack Lowden, James Norton, Tom Cullen could also still slip it.

Hardy, Elba, Cavill, Hiddleston, Fassbender are probably out."

No "probably" about it. Hardy hasn't got the looks, Elba is too old already to carry a four-film 10-year deal, Hiddleston was never in (he is, however, made for a very suave Bond villain), Cavill is a bore and getting two major franchises is just too - well too something; Fassbender is kind of past his sell date - ten years ago, maybe, not now.

James Norton - got the looks, the build, he's an intelligent actor and if you saw him in Happy Valley as the pyscho rapist, he does do "edge".

Turner is underrated as an actor (cf. his reviews in the West End last year for a sold out run of "The Lieutenant of Inishmore"), very hot, and as he's now about 38, the age Craig was when he got the gig, they should nail Turner fast before his fabled black curls start receding.

Jack Lowden, I suspect, may share Madden's issue. He's also only 30 or so and the only woman he's ever been linked with is . . . Saoirse Ronan.

Tom Cullen, however, is tall dark handsome and butch. Perfect age, 34. Irish/English background but technically Welsh.

So out off the list: Turner and Cullen are the only ones that make sense to me.

by Anonymousreply 21May 8, 2020 7:00 PM

I don't see another Bond movie for awhile Since No Time to Die got moved and supposedly cost $250 before marketing. That's a lot of $$ to recover. Theatres are not going to be packing them any time soon.

by Anonymousreply 22May 8, 2020 7:03 PM

It comes down to who would you pay to see. Who has "it?"

by Anonymousreply 23May 8, 2020 7:06 PM

Blind items say it's a race between Henry Cavill and that other guy fangirls here rave about-- Sam Heughan (sp.).

by Anonymousreply 24May 8, 2020 7:08 PM

Aiden Turner would be wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 25May 8, 2020 7:10 PM

I'd pay to see Turner take a shower, never mind Bond.

I might pay to see Cullen.

I pay a penny to see any of the others.

by Anonymousreply 26May 8, 2020 7:20 PM

R25 - Careful of the spelling: AidEn Turner is a former model turned actor famous for a role on All My Children, and stuff like NCIS. Far too lightweight for Bond.

The man we are talking about is AidAn Turner.

by Anonymousreply 27May 8, 2020 7:24 PM

There's no reason it couldn't be a ginger like James Norton--Daniel Craig was their first blond Bond.

I also think they could have a Black Bond or a Mediterranean Bond or a Bond of Asian ancestry. But they've made clear they will not do a female Bond, which is a relief.

by Anonymousreply 28May 8, 2020 7:26 PM

^^*I would NOT pay a penny to see any of the

R26

P.S. I'd pay to see Norton, I should have included him.

by Anonymousreply 29May 8, 2020 7:31 PM

Death to the penised Bonds!

by Anonymousreply 30May 8, 2020 7:37 PM

Sometimes Turner's acting borders on cheesy and melodramatic. Also, he seems too in love with himself to be truly likable, and isn't his hairline receding? That's not so good for Bond. Damien Lewis is a better actor, but he is getting up there in age. Maybe a fresh face would be best.

by Anonymousreply 31May 8, 2020 7:38 PM

The Brits won't stand for a ginger.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 8, 2020 7:51 PM

R31 - Don't agree re Turner's acting, and I haven't checked his hairline recently. He does seem to have a lot of it. As for being in love with himself, he proved a good ensemble actor in "Being Human" and "And Then There Were None" and those programmmes wouldn't have worked well if he'd been OTT.

His role in Desperate Romantics called for it. And I thought him creditably restrained in Poldark by not turning the character into a swashbuckler.

I'm not suggesting he's a Great Actor - but neither was Connery (whose hairlines also rapidly receded and if reports are to be believed, thought quite a lot of himself), and Connery was the ultimate Bond.

Craig is also alleged to be a complete douche bag with a massive ego. I thought him the best Bond since Connery.

However, I get why some may not find Turner "ideal".

I think Bond needs to exude sexuality, danger, maleness (sorry about that) - in short, he fucking HAS to be an Alpha Male.

And Alphas aren't usually the salt of the earth or the best choice for domestic happiness.

by Anonymousreply 33May 8, 2020 8:12 PM

You want your "license to kill" spy hero to be an Alpha Male, no argument. But straight Bond is so boring. I really hope we don't have to wait until 2030 for him to swing both ways.

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by Anonymousreply 34May 8, 2020 10:54 PM

I thought Bond made it clear in that scene with Javier Bardem that he DID swing both ways.

by Anonymousreply 35May 8, 2020 10:59 PM

It was a baby step. We need to see Bond in a full-blown, same sex encounter.

by Anonymousreply 36May 8, 2020 11:07 PM

[quote] We need to see Bond in a full-blown, same sex encounter.

Yeah, that's going to happen real soon, honey.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 8, 2020 11:27 PM

Bond and cutie Q in the upcoming last Craig movie, please.

by Anonymousreply 38May 8, 2020 11:46 PM

I'm willing to bet Millenials and Gen-Z audiences would like to see their Bond be more sexually... er, fluid. We'd need to convince Babs Broccoli & Co. Other tired, old traditions in the franchise may need freshening up...

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by Anonymousreply 39May 8, 2020 11:46 PM

Please let him be white and English. Bond is not black, Hispanic, or Asian.

by Anonymousreply 40May 9, 2020 12:28 AM

Cher is gonna be the new Bond!

by Anonymousreply 41May 9, 2020 2:50 AM

The new Bond

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by Anonymousreply 42May 9, 2020 4:44 AM

The new Moneypenney

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by Anonymousreply 43May 9, 2020 4:50 AM

It has to be Turner. Cavill has the charisma of a wet piece of cardboard. I just hope Turner gets to keep his luscious locks!

by Anonymousreply 44May 9, 2020 5:04 AM

Wow! Lots of old fangurls on here getting all moist in the knickers for Aidan Turner who also seems to be a bit past his sell date.

He seems a bit "wispy" for Bond frankly.

He looks fragile.

by Anonymousreply 45May 9, 2020 5:10 AM

[quote] However, I get why some may not find Turner "ideal".

Why ideal in quotes?

by Anonymousreply 46May 9, 2020 7:07 AM

[quote] He seems a bit "wispy" for Bond frankly. He looks fragile.

He’s a dwarf. They’re stout and wield axes.

by Anonymousreply 47May 9, 2020 7:08 AM

I love you, R43.

by Anonymousreply 48May 9, 2020 7:08 AM

[quote] Please let him be white and English.

The best Bond was not English.

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2020 7:09 AM

Bond the character is actually not English; he is Scottish both in the novels and in the films.

Of the canonical actors who have played Bond in the series:

Sean Connery was Scottish

George Lazenby was Australian

Roger Moore was English

Timothy Dalton is Welsh

Pierce Brosnan is Irish

Daniel Craig is English

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2020 7:23 AM

Turner would be great, What is R44 on about?

And not Lewis, please he is a ginger with nose hair.

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2020 8:13 AM

R45 - Past his "sell date"? He's exactly the same age Craig was when he got it: 38.

Wispy? He's taller than Craig, and Craig is a medium built sort who was bulked up by training for Casino Royale.

If Turner isn't to your taste, just say so - no need to insult others who find him hot.

by Anonymousreply 52May 9, 2020 12:44 PM

R47 - LOL

"Aren't you going to search me? I might have anything down my trousers."

by Anonymousreply 53May 9, 2020 12:45 PM

I'm unable to post links (never figured it out) but someone needs to put up some photos of the "fragile" "wispy" Turner for the edification of R45.

The towel scene from And Then There Were None might be one.

Then there's the nearly naked asleep in bed scene from Desperate Romantics

And a couple of stills from The Lieutenant of Inishmore of Turner in an undershirt . . . .

by Anonymousreply 54May 9, 2020 12:48 PM

I never really gave a fuck about Bond but if it’s Aidan Turner I would see it. That man is a whole damn meal.

by Anonymousreply 55May 9, 2020 1:18 PM

R54 - you mean this?

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by Anonymousreply 56May 9, 2020 1:22 PM

R56 - That's the one (he said, fanning himself rapidly).

Wispy, right, yes wispy.

by Anonymousreply 57May 9, 2020 1:24 PM

Then there's this from Poldark

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by Anonymousreply 58May 9, 2020 1:32 PM

Aidan Turner isn’t some kind of muscled up freak that some people salivate over here but thankfully that’s not what Bond is supposed to be anyway. He looks good with a shirt off - face and body on point.

by Anonymousreply 59May 9, 2020 1:36 PM

The towel scene from And Then There Were None is a strong reason to watch that dour, rather turgid adaptation of Christie's. The second reason is Charles Dance's remarkable performance. But Aidan Turner killed it really. Not a fan of Poldark but he does alpha rather well despite his height or lack thereof

by Anonymousreply 60May 9, 2020 2:20 PM

Sam heugan

by Anonymousreply 61May 9, 2020 3:33 PM

Sam "I'm normal, not a homo" Heugan is on my avoid list.

by Anonymousreply 62May 9, 2020 5:20 PM

So.... what happened with the black chick that was set to replace him? Did they get woke go broke?

by Anonymousreply 63May 9, 2020 5:23 PM

"Not a fan of Poldark but he does alpha rather well despite his height or lack thereof"

He's taller than Craig, who at a mere 5'(" managed alpha quite well.

Turner is around 5'11". And he does alpha well, too.

by Anonymousreply 64May 10, 2020 12:12 AM

^*at a mere 5'9"

by Anonymousreply 65May 10, 2020 12:12 AM

R60 - Dance would have been a superb possibility for Bond in his thirties.

by Anonymousreply 66May 10, 2020 12:13 AM

R61 caitriona balfe will be the first female Bond and Sam Heughan will be her bond boy!!!1!!

by Anonymousreply 67May 10, 2020 12:30 AM
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