Best Nextdoor post ever!
Did one of you post this on Nextdoor by chance?
Douche-knob blasting 80s from his car
Hey y'all! Does anyone know the douche-canoe who has been circling the neighborhood every night blasting 80s music from his car? I'm on 2nd between Cherry and Orange. I'm not complaining about his choice in music, but the volume is pushing me to the edge of my quarantine patience. He's making it difficult to enjoy my stories and I'm about to find him and lick the door handles of his car (after I thoroughly disinfect them, of course). If you know this douche-apple, please implore him to stop. Thank you
Then 50 posts later, this reply:
I think this douche canoe, douche apple, douche whatever, has reached cult-celebrity status rivaling only that of the tamale lady.
(The Tamale Lady is this rando woman who pushes a cart up and down the street selling tamales.....nobody really knows who she is but they buy her tamales all the time and nobody has died yet)
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 1, 2021 6:47 AM
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Not I, OP. But I'd bet good money that that douche canoe is related to the jerk who's been riding around my neighborhood on a muffler-free motorcycle, revving and racing for maximum noise pollution. The noise would die down, then I could hear him again from several blocks away. I fantasized about blowing him away with a shotgun.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 8, 2020 2:59 AM
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There's already been repeated thread after repeated thread on this OP. Why did you find it necessary to come here and start another? Why? Why OP? Can you give us an intelligent, honest answer? Can you? Why would you come here and post this kind of shit yet AGAIN when there have already been so many prior threads on this EXACT same subject. Do you really think this is that damned interesting that it warrants another entire thread to be started? DO YOU??
Why couldn't you have done a search first OP? That would have been the polite thing to do. What you demonstrated was just plain selfishness. You have shown that you don't think about anybody but yourself. It's all about you and your own satisfaction. Next time before you post, do us all a favor and do a search. We don't need another duplicate thread just because of your laziness.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 8, 2020 3:00 AM
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"Tamale Lady...nobody really knows who she is but they buy her tamales all the time and nobody has died yet"
I think Douche Apple and Tamale Lady should become fixtures on DL!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 8, 2020 3:04 AM
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SF used to have a Tamale Lady who would show up at bars with coolers full of warm tamales and bottles of hot sauce. I love the idea of A World Full of Tamale Ladies.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 8, 2020 4:36 AM
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I like how people just buy the tamales from this random lady and "nobody has died yet"! LOL
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 8, 2020 5:34 AM
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You sound impoverished, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 8, 2020 5:55 AM
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"he's making it difficult to ENJOY MY STORIES"....so DL!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 8, 2020 6:08 AM
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It's got to be somewhere poor. Cherry Avenues are always in black neighborhoods and then you have the tamale lady. Crenshaw exit 10 freeway offramp or the bad section of Long Beach?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 1, 2021 6:47 AM
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