Bears

That isn't "unhappy with yourself"...which would be like, damn, I swore off pizza on weekdays and you still had a few slices on Tuesday...cuz you know, it's great that you made it past Monday. That is already a "call the psychiatrist" situation.

Do they go on Chumley’s Bear Cruises?

Do they go on Chumley’s Bear Cruises?

What happens when they run out of food?

You're describing an eating disorder, OP. It is not indicative of the 'bear' lifestyle. Now, there are freaks out there that get into 'gaining' but I don't think you can lump those guys into the 'bear' category, more like a sub-set. I get lumped into the 'bear' category because I'm tall, have a beard and only wear t-shirt and jeans but I'm within my weight range. It's kind of annoying that some people find it so easy to make sweeping generalizations.

Isn't "bear" just a polite term for hairy fatty?

Just fatty

r6 not all of them - a lot of bears are pretty damn muscular just not 2% body fat shaved within an inch of their lives.

All bears stink like sweaty ham sandwiches

R8 - right, those are actual bears. Have you seen a real life bear? It is muscular with a protective layer of fat.

The bears in the bear community are more like Walruses. They haven't seen a gym in years.

They trade in faux masculinity and this belief that being overweight is somehow manly. All of them would look better if they lost weight - every single one of them.

[quote] belief that being overweight is somehow manly

Nobody believes that. But not giving a shit about what some stranger thinks about their looks is so opposite from how effeminate queens think that they can't fathom someone finding a different aesthetic attractive.

Sorry I can’t fathom sleeping with someone who’s bedroom smells like chicken McNuggets and has stretch marks all over them,

R11 - yes, cuz taking care of yourself and being a healthy weight is automatically effeminate in your mind. You just proved my point. Thanks for confirming!

Do you automatically end up a bear when you have a miss piggy nose?

The 1% that are muscle bears are out of this world hot.

99% however are just fat

I feel sorry for the guys that still have huge sausage hands after they lose like 100 pounds. Also have you ever noticed that bears have Fred Flintstone feet?

[quote] Sorry I can’t fathom sleeping with someone who’s bedroom smells like chicken McNuggets

I’m sure they don’t want to sleep with someone with a poor grasp of basic grammar.

See how that works?

R17 lol they dont? So I guess they’ll be turning away all the Brazilian models that don’t speak English. Oh and all the fat german leather pigs.