How did Amazon get into my mailbox?

You worry about Amazon delivereing to your mailbox but will let any man with an urge into your chocolate starfish.

The USPS delivered your Amazon package. Duh.

Yes, the USPS has a contract with Amazon (which Dump wants them to cancel if he bails the USPS out) to deliver. My mail carrier has been complaining about this for months, since it has quadrupled the amount of mail they have to deliver.

Have your moon cups delivered by Fedex, problem solved.

[quote] My mail carrier has been complaining about this for months, since it has quadrupled the amount of mail they have to deliver.

Really? Not very forward thinking, is it?

What else would they deliver other than bills and junk mail? Most people are going to paperless billing. Does this person have no foresight?

If an idiot like the OP says that Amazon raped him, then he MUST be believed. We believe all survivors.

You can look at your Amazon orders and see which service delivered your item. Amazon, UPS, USPS, etc. And remember that non-Amazon sellers don't use Amazon delivery services on Amazon.

I expect NO Amazon in my mailbox! My mailbox is for MAIL ONLY! Thanks, Obama!

It is a felony. Did you know that?

USPS delivers Amazon packages. How is that a felony?

Only authorized USPS letter carriers may insert mail into a residential mailbox. The USPS Domestic Mail Manual is very clear that mailboxes are not to be used for anything other than official mail with postage attached, so you can't go around the neighborhood delivering flyers. It's prohibited to place anything on or around the mailbox, too, so you can't use them for placing stickers. Willfully violating these rules is the federal offense of "mailbox restriction," with fines as high as $5,000 per occurrence.

We KNOW it's a felony to tamper with mailboxes, you moron. USPS itself delivers Amazon packages to mailboxes. No crime has been committed... (except the crime of not reading the fucking thread, by YOU)

OP is an idiot.

OP is right. There, I said it.

OP, did you know that Amazon can eliver to your car, your garage, and even inside your house? That’s like being raped in every entrance, except the back door.

How did Amazon get into your mailbox? They drilled a little hole near the bottom of your mailbox. They then inserted a small remotely controlled electrical charge. Each Amazon driver is equipped with a remote to blow open a mailbox door to expedite delivery. I hope that answers your question.

But that’s the fun one!

[quote] Only authorized USPS letter carriers may insert mail into a residential mailbox. The USPS Domestic Mail Manual is very clear that mailboxes are not to be used for anything other than official mail with postage attached, so you can't go around the neighborhood delivering flyers.

Uh-oh.

Won't anyone think of OP's precious butthole!

harumph. the ghetto-whiteboy DHL driver at a former job never raped me.

Have you tried speaking to the mail manager?

OP, you told Alexa she could crawl in your box.

Was it a dildo, OP?