Black Bear Takes A Splashy Bath

You might have seen my other work here in this exquisite indoor fountain!

Aw, totes adorbs.

I like my bears the way I like my men: big, huggable, and dumber than a box of hammers.

What the fuck is wrong with ya'll crazy ass cracka's always wanting to live near dangerous wildlife.?

"oh Dan look at the cute dangerous giant carnivore in our back yard! Quick go get junior and lets take a picture"

That’s how Chrissy Metz bathes

Bears are EVERYWHERE, r3.

You know where there's a shit ton of bears?

New Jersey!

r3

It's a zoo dude, chill out.

It's all fun and games until the bear eats you.

The Oregon Zoo (where that bear lives) is 110% worth following on Instagram. Today they took two penguins on a hike!

He was looking for the soap

That bear is not "cute". Majestic, perhaps. Beautiful. Awesome. Do you know what "cuteness" means?

[quote]Bears are EVERYWHERE, [R3]. You know where there's a shit ton of bears? New Jersey!

Think I saw a few on GROWLr.

[quote] It's all fun and games until the bear eats you.

"Mum, the bear is eating me!"

Bears are great! Been living with them all my life. You could say I am an expert on the subject. I know how they move, how they feel, and how to handle a wild creature like that. Except for that one night one of them decided I would make a tasty late night snack.

R10 According the Merriam-Webster the second definition of cute is ": attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way." I would say that bear flailing around in a tub qualifies, as attractive in a childish way.

Only on DL is there an argument about whether a bear splashing in water with his toy is cute or not.

Here is a majestic bear.

[quote]According the Merriam-Webster the second definition of cute is ": attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way." I would say that bear flailing around in a tub qualifies, as attractive in a childish way.

That's called a cub not a bear.

At one point I thought he was going to shove that bear-sized butt plug right up his bear-hole! He's probably on prep and is mostly bearback.

Cute is not what comes to mind when I see bears. "attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way." is not what I see here.

R17 No, a child bear is called a cub. This was a grown bear behaving in a childish(or cubish) way.

This was a grown bear behaving in a childish(or cubish) way. = Peter Pan sysdrome

The big bear seems happy. Joyful.

r16

That's a brown bear, those things are very dangerous. A black bear, which can be dangerous, prefers to beat it, the hell out of there, when trouble comes up. Brown bears DO NOT LIKE black bears and generally don't tolerate them in their space, but brown bears can't climb well, whereas black bears go right up the tree to safety.

True R3. I grew up in a fairly suburban area near a lot of woods and it wasn't crazy to see a bear come into town. I remember when I was about 14 there was a big commotion over a bear that climbed a tree a few blocks from my school.

Awww....I loved the video and hope these bears are well cared for at the zoo where they live. Zoos are improving, and creating more naturalistic enclosures and practicing more conservation. I’d still rather these animals have their freedom, but if they are in captivity, I’d hope they have plenty of enrichment and good care. I hate to see an animal (or person) suffer.

We're here!

We're clear!

We don't want any more bears!

Is that a Black Husbear?

Those bears at R19 have rather cub-sized penises.

Interesting that when the bear gets out of the water, his fur doesn't look wet. Perhaps they have a lot of bear grease on the surface of their bodies that repels water.

[quote]Those bears at [R19] have rather cub-sized penises.

Would they look bigger if they lost weight?

One evening, I was having a walk along a mountain stream I planned to kayak the next day. A stretch of stream bank was overhung with shrubby alpine willows, and I heard some splashing from behind the willows. I poked my head in, thinking there was a kayaker on the stream, but no! You guessed it, there was a black bear in there, having a nice splashy bath in the stream and huffing and having a fine old time.

Of course, there was a family with small children ten yards upstream, having absolutely no idea they were sharing the bathing spot with a wild bear.

r31

That's doesn't sound possible

R32, it happened last summer, up.on the shores of Lake Tahoe.

It was within town limits so I called 911 and asked if they were worried about bears in town, and they said not. The bears never caused trouble. But I did tell the parents of the little kids nearby, and the whole family scrambled into their car in two seconds, as the bear got out of the stream and walked calmly past all the people. True story.

I totally believe R31. Small children can be so distracting sometimes, you wouldn't notice your house is on fire.

Also, R32 and R34, a little bend in the river back and the willows hid the bear from the family's view.

Like nude Marlene Dietrich, swimming in the willows in Blonde Venus.

That's very cute but also what I imagine Trump looks like as he flails around a bathtub.

Love it. Thanks for sharing OP. Needed a chuckle and a smile. There is truly some amazing wildlife in the United States.

R19, you should be ashamed of yourself for that revolting picture!

Yes, it was cute, but it also looked like the bear was struggling to get out & couldn't figure out how

So cut

Sexy bears

[quote] I totally believe [R31]. Small children can be so distracting sometimes, you wouldn't notice your house is on fire.

Oh! One time, Christmas night went right out the window!

Attack of a Nazi bear -

They can do that?

[quote] Catskill Bear Snatches Infant From Stroller And Kills Her

Cute AND creative!!

Black bears lives matter.

You can tell R10 complains if some of a trick's cum gets on the floor.

Does a bear shit in the pool?

R5 Even closer: in NY state, too, just across the Hudson.

No bears shit in the woods

Sadly, there was a family of four in the pool first. They didn't stand a chance.

I love when he sucks his toes...