Alex Jones Wants To Eat His Neighbors

The most surprising thing about this is that this man somehow got a woman to marry and have kids with him.

How much cocaine would you wager he's consumed in his life?

Can we get an interview with his neighbor?

Well, I have a well stocked pantry now.

Would so love him to try.

Just hop that fence, lardass, so someone would be justified in blowing you to smithereens.

R2 But it's like the Nell Carter and John Belushi paradox. How can a consumer of mountains of cocaine still be a fat slob?????

Boy, for all of this bullshit we've heard about right-wingers being these tough "survivalist" types while we liberals are a bunch of "pussies," all it took was for like nail salons and bars to close for a couple of months and a check for $1200 for these people to show how fucking weak they really are.

This loon still has an audience?

Unmedicated paranoid-schizophrenic.

I'm going to give him the Noble Piece Prize..

He might like ze Noble Piss Prize, R9

Jones was diagnosed as having Narcissistic Personality Disorder during his divorce. Those Dark Triad traits work really well for people in the public eye (Trump, Jones, the entire Fox lineup, etc), attracting fans who just refuse to acknowledge that there's anything wrong with the person they're crushing on.

He’s also a huge alcoholic.

He's been sued by the FTC for selling fake coronavirus cures

Oddly enough lives in Austin where he is surrounded by "libtards"

The character on "Homeland" what was based on him was very well done

And can you imagine the therapy bills his daughters are going to rack up!

[quote]The character on "Homeland" what was based on him was very well done

Do tell, guv.

Yet less despicable than child-frightening wrestling enthusiast and thawed-out missing link Sam Roberts consuming chicken eggs for the very first time in his 37 years of second life (enough experience to run for President).

Note he scrambled them poorly then covered them in ketchup. He’s abominable.

[quote]He's been sued by the FTC for selling fake coronavirus cures

He was also sued by Chobani for his bigoted bullshit that even DLers believed and couldn't wait to start threads about it. He settled and had to retract his garbage.

"My superpower is being honest — I'll eat your ass!" Jones said.

Will the salad tossing occur before or after the homicide?

and after he and his family ate all their neighbors, he'd eat his family.

Lol at his threat to “eat your ass”.

Ok. You can eat my ass if I can cum in your face.

OP it looks like he already did.

He’s hot as fuck

No, he's not. Do you have eyes?

R22 is one of those Germans who wants someone to fuck, kill and eat him.

I think R22 may have been in quarantine so long that anything looks good to him.

[quote]He was also sued by Chobani for his bigoted bullshit that even DLers believed

As a long time DL'er I must have missed these but then again I may have just ignored them. What happened with Chobani?

[quote] Alex Jones Wants To Eat His Neighbors

by the looks of him, he already has.

The Rona has done made his nerves bad

[quote]Oddly enough lives in Austin where he is surrounded by "libtards"

Also appeared in Linklater's "Waking Life" back in 2001, when he was just another Austin "character."

He needs to be arrested. His neighbors should shoot to kill if he comes near them since this is a very public threat.

This, right wingers, this is what you've become. Right wingers are really weak minded. To fall for someone like this? This is why liberals aren't targeted by people of his ilk- we would never fall for it.

Does he die by suicide by cop?

[quote]As a long time DL'er I must have missed these but then again I may have just ignored them. What happened with Chobani?

He claimed Chobani had Syrian refugees working at one of their factories in Idaho or Iowa and they were raping local kids (aka pure Aryan/real 'murican children), because escaping war isn't enough shit to deal with, you then have to deal with loudmouthed, racist, conspiracy-spreading shitheads. Chobani sued him and they settled, including getting a retraction from that fat cunt.